Xiaos Sorting
Xiaos Pov
”Xiao Lapis.” McGonagle says. I walk up to the tiny stool and have the dusty hat placed on my head.
Hello Atlus. I am the sorting hat and if you wouldn’t mind I need to go through your entire life and memory’s emotions and that stuff.
”I would mind. That is personal stuff and not you business.” I say.
Well this is the way it works so deal with it. You have sucked up in the past so you can do it now. Now this will not take long unless you make it.
“Then just give me a random house and get the fuck out of my mind.” I say. I feel myself get irritated.
No can do. This is my job and your job is to get Ms Granger back with her siblings. Now I am going to keep going through your memorys and you are going to sit there and let me Adeptus.
“You won’t be able to handle it.” I warm.
Trust me child, I have seen much worse and much more sad.
“Fine then.” I say giving up to this stupid hat. I could easily tear it apart and burn it but that would cause the problem for Aether of not being able to be with his other sister as easily and could risk him breaking up with me because I am too risky and problematic.
I know what house I will put you in. The hat says.
”SLYTHERIN!” The hat says. Iamhanded the slytherin tie and there are cheers from the Slytherin table. Barely anyone had ever been happy to have him part of something so this was a win.