My mom thought ADA meant AutismDangerAcademy
| @Dazai named GroupChat1074 𝔸𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕤𝕞𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝔸𝕔𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕪|
(stopppppp this was a reference from a bsd pin)
| @Dazai unlocked chat |
| @Dazai added 20+ users |
| @Dazai gave admin to @Ranpo |
Ranpo: huh? oh.
| @Ranpo locked chat |
Dazai: HELLO LAIDES AND GENTS, WITH S3X T0YS AS PETS!!!!
Ranpo: ho what?
Kunikida: Dazai, please refrain from using such words. Kenji and Kyouka are still in this group chat too. Have some decency..
Dazai: sorry KuniDaddy. plz don't punish me 🥺
Kunikida: ???
Yosano: istg it gets worse and worse by day, I'm THIS close to kms
Dazai: mommy Yosano, plz don't kill yourself! How will I be able to steal your wine if ur not watching?? It's not fun that way
Yosano: yup, where is my wine anyway? might as well drink myself to death 🙄
Ranpo: ok everyone stfu. Fukuzawa is staring at cats again, he's lowkey like Mori to Elise, but with the cats- and he's Mori.
Dazai: 😮
Yosano: omg you saw it too??
Kunikida: oh my..😳
Ranpo: what?
Dazai: You said "Fukuzawa" instead of "old stinky dinky twinky kinky likes femboys bodyguard boss guy" 🤯🤯🤯
Ranpo: .
Ranpo: stfu faggot
Dazai: GASP
Yosano: sigh, the girls are fighting again.
Dazai: STAAAWWWWPPPPPP DONT CALL ME OUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Dazai: wait a eeny meeny minny mo minute..
Dazai: YOU'RE DATING A GUY TOO?!?!
Ranpo: exactly, which means I can reclaim it
Yosano: ..uh I don't think that's how it works-
| Kenji🐄 is online |
Kenji🐄: wowq ivnwe nevwer had a pheosn beofew, thisna isd sooioii coooool
Dazai: ???
Yosano: ???
Kunikida: ???
Ranpo: how come you could change your username perfectly, but you can't even write a coherent sentence??
Kenji🐄: i dondk no. ivb nevea usneds and smai4rjipkjhoinme bekjforesa. onlyud tkelelpkjnes. imds noitwm usedc to thismnj
Yosano: hol up. I think I know how to fix this!
@Kyouka @Kyouka @kyouka
can you translate?
| kyouka is online |
Ranpo: girl ain't no way she gon be able to translate that shit-
Kyouka: "wow I've never had a phone before, this is so cool" I believe was the proper spelling.
Ranpo: 😮
Kyouka: you were saying ranpo-san?
Ranpo: pure luck, what about the second one? bet you can't translate that-
Kyouka: "I don't know. I never used a smartphone before. Only telephones. I'm not used to this."
Ranpo: ain't no way..
HOW??
Kyouka: How I did it? I'm fast and you're slow- that's how I did it.
Yosano: LOLLLLLLLLLLL
Kunikida: that is very funny indeed
Yosano: yeah no, it's not funny anymore. u just gave me second-hand embarrassment reading that.
Kunikida: ah, is that so? My apologies then.
Dazai: nah, who tf types out "ah, is that so?" in a group chat?!
Yosano: ofc his old ass would 🙄
Gramps needs to get back to his retirement home
Kunikida: this is bullying and I'm a victim
Dazai: did you hear something?
Yosano: can't say I did.
Kunikida: wow🥲
Ranpo: Is no one gonna back me up on this?
She just called me a twink, degenerate, and slow in the same sentence?!?!?
HELLO?!?!
| Yosano is offline |
| Dazai is offline |
| Kunikida is offline |
| Kenji🐄 is offline |
Ranpo: why did everyone leave??
Kyouka: they don't want to associate with a faggot like you.
Ranpo: WHAT DID I DO TO YOUUUU?!
Kyouka: exist
| Kyouka is offline |
Ranpo: well damn😐
M*ri: I'm gonna touch u kid
| M*ri is offline |
Ranpo: WHATT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Ranpo: kid? I'm 26???
Ranpo: hello?
Ranpo: damn, even the p3dophile didn't wanna associate with me🤐
Ranpo: wait, isn't that a good thing?
Ranpo: ig I should get off now..
| Ranpo is offline |
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