Chapter 1
“Ugh, why him?” Pansy complains
“I think it might be interesting.” Blaise states, blank faced, as always.
The screen starts typing “That’s the spirit, Blaise. (Marry me)”
“Thanks. Wait wha-“
The screen begins to type again “Would you all like to see Dazai? I’m about to ask him for his permission in order to show his life.”
“Yes!” Fred and George say at the same time.
Across from them professor Lockheart scoffs and rolls his eyes.
After a few seconds of silence the screen flashes onto an empty white room.
“Where’s Dazai-” Ron starts
Dazai falls from a hole in the ceiling with a thud.
Ginny winces “that must’ve hurt..”
Dazai is wearing a white collared shirt and a black jacket, thought the jacket got flung across the room when he fell. Dazai’s hair is messed up, Infact all of Dazai’s outfit looks messed up. His tie is slightly messed up aswell. Welp, there’s Dazai for you, I guess.
He sits up “Hey! What the- Mori??” He looks around the room and then brings himself to his feet
“What’s up with his outfit?” Ron asks
“Ron! Don’t say that, its rude! I personally think his outfit is great.. aside from the dirt..” Hermione deadpans
Dazai walks across the room and grabs his coat. “Hello Dazai!” A speaker yells. It was a girls voice, it sounded young, no older than maybe 14.(incorrect age drop of mine 😱) Dazai must’ve been startled by that, because he quickly fell.
After a few seconds Dazai brings himself back to his feet and the speaker continues.
“Sorry, Dazai, it seems I put the volume all the way up.”
“Yeah, no shit. What’s this about anyways? Who are you and how to you know my name? I swear if it’s Mori I’ll us this tie to hang myself” Dazai whines while fixing his tie.
“He shouldn’t make jokes like that..” Percy sighs.
“No need to freight, Dazai. It’s not Mori or anyone from the [Radacated].” The speaker says.
Curiosity peaks around the room. “The what?” Snape
mumbles
Dazai scoffs. “Sure, but I bet it’s something to do with the [radacated], hm? If your trying to get information about Mori or the [radacted] it won’t work. I’m loyal.”
Everyone is curious about what this censored word is.
“I’m sure it’s something evil and demon-like!!” Proffesor Lockheart states.
“That’s not the case, just call me Kyri.”
“mm.. alright, what’s the meaning of this?” Dazai asks while ruffling his hair to fix it. (It doesn’t work)
“Well, I have some people from Hogwarts. I’m going to have them react to you, as well as your life in the [radacated], at Hogwarts and with Mori” the voice explains.
There’s silence for a few seconds.
“I need your permission, Dazai. And no need to worry about Mori, I will wipe they’re memory’s after.”
Dazai sits in silence for a few seconds before sighing
“What happens if I say no, exactly??” He asks
“I’ll probably just do it anyway to be completely honest.” The voice admits
“That’s extremely unfair!” Hermione complains.
“Fine, then.” Dazai says as he crosses his arms.
“Very well! Thank you for corporateing, Dazai!” The voice exclaims before the screen goes black.