The Start
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There, under the beautiful pink cherry blossom. We see two drones, both females.
"...Name 1-chan, I called you here because I wanted to say something.. to confess." The shorter purple haired and eyes drone said, holding a bouquet of flowers behind her back.
The other drone looked at the drone in confusion, but her optics widened as she sees the drone show her the flowers.
"I really like you! Please be my gf!" She said, looking down at the ground in shyness.
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"Uzi..." Name 1 said, being amused but also flattered at her confession.
The purple drone, Uzi, slowly looked up... Waiting for her response.
"I would love to but..."
The purple drone's optics lighten up, she was about to say something but-
"I would rather die than be in a relationship with someone like you, no offense, but I don't think the relationship would work and also I'm not into girls AND your not really my type if I was into girls. So sorry!" The drone said, a bit too fast but still Uzi was able to understand it.
"You could have said it more nicer damnit!"
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"I'm so sorry, I gotta go." Name 1 quickly left before anything else happened, leaving the poor drone all alone once again.
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That was it... A full on.. 100 rejection streak.
"I've been rejected for.. a hundred times.."
Yup, over a hundred times. Poor girl.
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Woosh cool transition
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"Ughhh, I don't get it (insert name)! Why am I getting rejected all the time!" She whined.
The two drones walked through the empty streets, having been talking about stuff.
"Idk, you seem like a really nice guy Zi!" The other drone said.
"I'm a girl dumbass..."
"Oh, my bad. You dress up all boy-ish, plus act and sound like a dude so-" "SHUT UP" "mkay."
"Ughh.. Why do you get all the girls while I get nothing damnit..."
"Idk-" "STOP SAYING THAT!"
"Jeez, chill out. But anyways, I guess I'm just their type. Cool, sporty, tall, strong, and of course rich. The dream package." He simply said nonchalantly, like it was no big deal.
"Oh lucky you..." She said in sarcasm, obviously a bit jealous.
"Anyways, gotta go. Don't die when your streak gets longer. Hell, even get to a thousand."
"Wow, what helpful words, (insert name)."
"No probs, now cya~ Don't die if you don't get a partner btw" They then walked away.
"Ugh bite me damnit!"
(insert name) went and left, leaving the purple drone all alone with her thoughts. Being filled with envy and jealousy since (insert name) gets to pull many badd- I mean, girls.
What a poor little lesbian (or bisexual) drone like her.
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Woosh cool transition 2
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Changing sceneries, we are now at a.. shrine? Weird but whatever, not my story, we see the purple drone from before. Having been praying at the shrine since it's the last day of middle school, what a religious dron-
"Please, to whatever robo-god is listening, please let me get a girlfriend."
...nevermind. The drone was a lot more dedicated in finding a partner, having been PRAYING to get one (just like me fr).
It was silent, the only sound being heard was the cold breeze and the rustling of the leafs of a tree... When suddenly...
"Hi."
The statue that was nearby suddenly started turning... Pink?... And was... Moving?
"AHHHHH BURGLER!!!"
"HOW AM I A BURGLER?!"
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"So... What are you and... who are you?"
The purple drone and the other 'drone' were currently sitting at the stairs nearby the shrine.
"I am the God of Love, Nyx." The 'drone' simply said, nonchalantly.
"Oh... OH?!" Uzi's optics hollowed as she heard their words, having been completely flabbergasted, in disbelief, confused, you name it.
"Do not fear, kid, I'm friendly. For now. Don't worry."
"Not a kid but whatever."
"You look like one tho-" "BITE ME!" "okay?"
They did 'as told', and actually bit the purple drone's arm. It wasn't that hard, not enough to induce pain but enough for the other drone to let out a loud yelp.
"OW! What the hell?!"
"I was just doing what you told me to. That's all." They said, being nonchalant about this.
"...I- You- ugh, whatever... Anyways, you're the god of love. Right?"
"Yup!" They proudly said.
"So, can you give me a gf?"
"Sure."
"Oh wow, that easy?"
"But... There is a catch."
"A catch...?" She was curious on this so called 'catch', listening in and waiting for whatever they had to say next.
"You'll get MORE than one!"
"More than one...?" She repeated.
"Yup! Over A HUNDRED partners!"
"Over a HUNDRED partners...?" She repeated once again...
"Mhm, that'll love you on their entire life!"
"That'll love me on their entire lif-" "Stop repeating what I said dang it." They were obvious annoyed at her repetition of their words.
"Sorry, I'm just... Shocked. How?"
"Well..."
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Flash Back
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We see the god, in their living room doing a 100 question dog quiz from a TV show.
"Finally!!! Final question after over A HUNDRED... What dog has a gentle mouth?"
They looked at the screen, before grabbing their pen and writing down...
"GOLDEN RETRIEVER!!!"
After the question, the answer was shown which was indeed 'Golden Retriever'. The 'god' was gleaming in joy, and immediately wrote down their score on the paper... '100'-
"Okay that's enough!" Uzi swatted away the 'thought clouds'.
"We were just about to get to the next part!"
"Did you REALLY mess up THAT BADLY to put your damn score on some quiz about dogs on MY forum?"
"Uh, oopsies? Teehee~"
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Uzi, was in fact, not amused at their response.
"Well at least you get many girls to pick from, Isn't that what you wanted?"
"I know but... I'm fine with one. Two? Maybe. But 100 is too much!"
"But-"
"UGHHH!!!" She was clearly frustrated, yeah, she was happy to get a partner after many years but still this is too much!
"Well, good luck."
"Is that all you gotta say to me... After making me have to go solve this problem YOU made by MYSELF?" She was getting more frustrated at the so called 'god's nonchalantness.
"Yup. Good luck."
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"I hate you..."
"You can come back if you need help, or assistance. If I can though-"
"Yeah, 'if'."
"Well, I wish you luck again on your journey on getting many drones that really love you."
"Yup, 'thanks'." She said with sarcasm, but decided to leave anyways. Not like she could do anything against an actual 'GOD'.
So, she left the shrine/church... Heading back home to get some rest after this long day.
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