House of Hustle: South Side Secrets

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were supposed to be serving detention. Instead, thanks to an ill-advised Portkey incident, they end up stranded in the last place either of them belongs—Canaryville, Chicago, in the early 2000s, right next to a South Side high school.They have no wands, no way back, and no idea how to navigate the Muggle world. Worse, the American magical government, MACUSA, is notoriously strict about undocumented magical presence. If they get caught, deportation will be the least of their problems.So, naturally, they lie.Introducing themselves as “exchange students” from a “prestigious European school,” they bullshit their way into the system—only to get assigned to live with Lip Gallagher. Now, they’re trapped in one of the most chaotic households imaginable, stuck between criminal schemes, teenage drama, and a city that doesn’t give a damn about where they came from.Draco is horrified.Harry is adjusting a little too well.Mandy Milkovich is onto them.Mickey hates Draco on sight.And the Gallaghers? They’ve seen worse.