Platonic sunkiller
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“REGGISAURAUS REX OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!” Barty shouted as he banged on the door.
“Don’t call me that and maybe I’ll open the door”
“Stop being pedantic and open the door reg! I have tea!”
“Ugh fine” the obvious sound of a door unlocking echoed through the room.
“Sit and spill then”
“OKAY SO, you know snape and Evans right?” — “obviously”
“Rosie caught them full on making out under the tapestry but he scared them and snape fell straight on his arse!” Barty somehow finished his story through hysterical laughter.
“Oh my god that is gold!”
James walked in from the bathroom and also struggled through his laughter, “poor Lils but that is amazing! Snivellus will never hear the end of that!”
Falling off of the bed,taking regulus with him on the way down “OH MY GOD JAMESY I DIDNT KNOW YOU WAS HERE!” He screamed.
“Sorry BeeBee but do you know what we have to do now?”
“Always darling”
“Let’s go then sweetheart”
“What are you two up to now?” Regulus wondered whilst he bit back an amused smile.
“Nothinggggg” James said sweetly, waving a dismissive hand.
“Don’t worry about it Reggie” Barty shouted after closing the door with a bang.
“ I don’t even want to know what they’re going to do to snape” he muttered to himself.