Remus x Evan
Due to an unthought-out prank by the “Marauders” there was only one working bathroom in Hogwarts. This meant that it had to be divided into a ‘girl’s side’ and a ‘boy’s side’. This has led to the current predicament; the lines are far too long.
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Evan Rosier was not a patient man, this was a fact almost every Hogwarts student was aware of. This meant that waiting in a long line to use the bathroom when he only had 10 minutes until class was not an option. If he had the time, he would’ve used the bathroom in his dorm, however, that was currently too far away. He couldn’t be late to another class that day..
This led him to the only conclusion he could think of; he would have to wait until lunch when he could make it down to the dungeons. Unfortunately for him.. this wasn't the smart plan he thought it was. Running down to the dungeons led him to crashing into the one and only Remus Lupin. They both fell to the ground, Evan absolutely mortified at their current position. In an attempt to stabilize them both, Remus had grabbed hold of Evan’s waist and is now lay on his back under him.
Evan attempted to get up, but Remus pushed harder on his back, making it hard to move.
“In a hurry?” He smirked.
“Let go of me, Lupin” He glared back. He tried to get up again, the pressure in his bladder increasing.
“You didn’t answer my question, Rosie”
“fuck you, Lupin. Yes, I am in a hurry now let me go”
“Manners, Rosier,” He teased. He sat up, maneuvering them so that Evan was sat on his lap.
Evan was unprepared for the change in position, and clearly his bladder wasn’t either. He squirmed desperately, silently begging his body to not realise all over Remus fucking Lupin.
“Please.. Please, you have to let me go. Oh my god I will piss myself, Lupin” So.. he may have resorted to begging..
“Go then”
“Let me up then”
“No”
“You aren’t seriously suggesting..”
“What if I was?”
“I refuse”
“I guess you’re stuck then”
“Oh my god”
Evan stared at him, begging with his eyes to be let up. Remus just smirked back, unphased by his desperation. Clearly, he was enjoying this.
“Okay, okay.. Fine.. you win..” He whimpered, burying his face in Remus’ neck as he relieved himself on his lap in the middle of the empty corridor.
“You’re so hot, Ev” Remus whispered huskily, rubbing his back in an attempt to soothe his embarrassment.
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Evan whimpered quietly. He was pressed up against the wall in an alcove, his hands clawing at Remus’ already scarred back. His legs were being held up by Remus’ hands as he thrust into him. Remus made sure to keep Evan’s wet clothes still around him, the scent heightening his arousal.
“Quiet, baby” He whispered in his ear, kissing his temple. “We don’t want anyone to see, do we?”
Evan shook his head, trying desperately to muffle his sounds of pleasure. It wasn’t helpful that Remus was grunting quietly in his ear, whispering soft words of praise. Footsteps could be heard walking through the corridor, Evan bit Remus’s shoulder in an attempt to stay quiet. It worked for a while, but as Remus picked up speed, nearing the edge, Evan struggled to keep his whimpers and moans quiet. Remus places his hand over his mouth, but even that wasn’t enough to muffle the sound. As Remus came over the edge with a soft moan, evan whimpered and sobbed, overwhelmed with pleasure. His release came shortly after, and Remus sat down against the wall, cradling him close to his chest and muttering quiet spells to clean them both up.
Evan yawned, nuzzling closer to Remus and whining quietly.
“What’s wrong?” Remus responded, running his hand through Evan’s hair.
Instead of responding, Evan pissed on his lap, sighing softly. Remus laughed quietly, understanding the cause of his whine. Evan fell asleep shortly after and Remus got them changed and up into Gryffindor tower and his bed.
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