Characters
Tags
Fluff
Fluff and Smut
Fluff and Angst
Idiots in Love
Fluff and Crack
Falling In Love
Boys In Love
How Do I Tag
Established Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
Author Is Sleep Deprived
My First Fanfic
The Author Regrets Nothing
Barty Crouch Jr. is a Little Shit
Chaotic Barty Crouch Jr.
Fake/Pretend Relationship
Minor Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes
Pansexual James Potter
Desi James Potter
Established Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Spanish James Potter
Latino James Potter
Bisexual Barty Crouch Jr.
Aromantic Regulus Black
Minor Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Asexual Regulus Black
Aroace Regulus Black
but idk because i can’t write angst
but idk again because i can’t write smut
but I’ll try
NO PROMISES THO
but not really coz i used to write ninjago smut on wattpad
but that’s irrelevant
No Beta We Die Like All The Marauders Minus Mary
Summary
Barty and James both want Regulus. One problem, he’s shown no romantic interest whatsoever towards either of them. Predictably, this doesn’t discourage the idiotic pair and if anything it makes them more determined to woo him. Yet after trying everything in their power to subtly drop hints which when gone unanswered, became a more forward and downright scandalous display of flirting. Regulus still pays them no heed. With nothing working they turn to each over. Their master plan? Fake dating.
Note
Help so i randomly got this idea ages ago and have had it sat in my notes FOREVER and now i’ve finally gotten around to posting it (i’m ill and have too much free time).Also sadly English is my first language so no excuses and if you see something wrong please feel free to correct me in the comments.Other than that hope you enjoy as roadkill/darksun is deffo one of my fave rare pairs and there are not enough fics on them !!!!