Why do these things always happen to me?

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Chainsaw Man (Manga)
F/F
Gen
G
Why do these things always happen to me?
Characters
Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Albus Dumbledore, Yoru | War Devil (Chainsaw Man), Mitaka Asa, Tom Riddle Sr. | Tom Marvolo Riddle's Father, Mitaka Asa/Yuko, Denji/Mitaka Asa, Yuko (Chainsaw Man)
Tags
Sane Voldemort (Harry Potter) Asexual Voldemort (Harry Potter) Voldemort cures Asa’s parental problems well kind of yoru stupid as hell Yeah devils exist Asa is awful at English but yoru isn’t
Summary
In a desperate attempt to gain more power, Voldemort summons the War Devil, hoping to forge a contract. Instead, Asa Mitaka finds herself standing in the middle of a stranger’s home somewhere in England, confused, and absolutely exhausted . With Yoru unable to take control, Asa is left to awkwardly navigate a conversation with the Dark Lord himself.
Note
This is actually the first time I ever wrote something in English and published it I don’t see many Harry Potter x chainsaw man crossovers so since I’m a huge fan of both I’ll write it myself

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