Rabbits And Bobtails
Severus Snape sent a hard look in Hermione Granger’s direction. He was not amused at all. He could see Minerva McGonagall cackling like an old crone along with Granger.
He only knew it was Granger as she too had been persuaded to take part in this stupid idea. He was in a snit as he got the short wand in this mad scenario. Here he was dressed up in a bloody grey and white Bunny Rabbit costume, complete with a basket full of brightly coloured artificial eggs that all had been magically numbered. He had also been forced to carry a big orange carrot that had a green felt top and the worst thing it had wobbly eyes that moved in a very disconcerting way.
Bloody suit did not give him the field vision he would usually have as the eyes on the ruddy suit only allowed him to see straight ahead and not out of the side. That tartan clad crone had cast a ruddy spell on him once he was in the suit and he was without his wand and was not able to use any wandless magic - damnher!
He had been told to hide the imitation eggs around the large gardens of the Magical primary School. He grinned inside the suit knowing that the two witches would have no idea what he was up too. Oh, he’d hide the damned eggs but he would conceal them, the way he wanted too.
How he got roped into this was all due to Granger and her bloody temptation of wishing to see her in a bunny costume. He had never realised she intended it to be of the fluffy full body type that could make any wizard feel ridiculous.
He, being brought up in a Muggle town, had seen many images of young women dressed up in Bunny Costumes that had been quite revealing and he had spent many a dull and draughty time in his bedroom during the holidayS while a teen, slavering over females in dirty mags. If his mother had ever discovered him, his ears would have been left ringing but he never got caught.
He placed an egg up high, he knew that the young witches and wizards would not be able to reach. He took great delight in hiding them in unusual places that would have the most athletic child be pushed to reach them.
Once all of his eggs had been stowed away, he stood behind the brightly coloured climbing frame and watched the pink bunny with the big blue eyes with long lashes place her eggs neatly down onto the ground. She hid them where the children could easily reach them.
He moved across to a new location then waited until Granger moved closer to his hiding place alongside the Wendy House. He had watched her enter with two eggs in her basket, he assumed to hide the eggs inside. She was bent double coming out of the small playhouse as he crept along, his floppy grey bunny ears drooping as he moved stealthily along getting in much closer on his big soft rabbit feet. She had not heard him or seen him as she was about to stand up when he took action.
“BOO!”
He was left doubled over with laughter as she jumped with fright and let out a very girlie shriek that had her empty basket fly up into the air to crash down onto her head.
The pink rabbit’s fluffy paws hit out at him and she kicked at him with her floppy rabbit feet. This had him drawing in a wheezy gasp for air as he continued to laugh. Inside his rabbit suit, Severus was hot with tears streaming down his face and his body ached from laughing so hard.
Minerva had witnessed the two teachers under her charge and shook her head. She had to turn her head away as she tried to hide her amusement from them both.
Later…The Easter Bunnies were on their best behaviour, both threatened by Minerva to act properly around the youngsters or else! The children were kept busy hunting for eggs and returned to collect their gift that matched the number on their egg. Some of the gifts were shop bought from white and creamy chocolate eggs to yellow ducks, baskets filled with fluffy toy chicks and even a few toy bunny rabbits. Of course there were packets of mini chocolate eggs for those without a big chocolate egg.
Molly Weasley had laid out a decorated table filled with juices and sandwiches, as well as jellies and ice cream. The Two Easter bunnies still under the scrutiny of Minerva behaved and interacted with their students. Hermione in her pink outfit was popular and as Bunnies did not speak both she and Severus hid their real identity from them all.
The children had finally been collected and taken home. Clean up was done simply by a wave of Minerva’s wand. Severus and Hermione, still wearing their bunny disguises, stood waiting for Minerva to give permission for them to go.
“Thank you my Easter Bunnies, you did very well, although, you severus, should be ashamed of yourself hiding all of your eggs so high up that the poor bairns had to conjure up their magic to reach them. I am sure some of them will not sleep tonight!”
Severus inwardly smiled and with all of the sweet treats they had he could imagine some parents racing around after their children with sugar highs. Served them ruddy well right!
She handed them each a chocolate Bunny as a thanks before she retired to her cosy cottage where she planned to put her feet up for the evening. The two bunnies stood side by side as she left and only then did Severus remove his Bunny head.
“Stupid fucking thing,” He gulped in a deep breath of fresh air. “I’m boiling hot”
Hermione stood without removing her head but let out a loud cough of laughter. “I put a cooling charm on myself before I stepped into my suit. I knew Minerva would not allow us to use our wands but managed to hide the cooling charm from her or she would have cancelled it.
“I have a carrot to pick with you,” he said waving the fabric carrot he had in his hand in front of her face. “It is you that got me into this stupid costume you said the other night that you’d dress up for me - I never realised you meant this!”. He indicated with his hands the attire, I assumed -”
Hermione prodded him with her rabbit paw and glared. “I knew full well what you were thinking about, you randy rabbit. I had barely even got the words out, about the ‘Bunny costume to dress up in’ when your eyes glazed over.”. She prodded him again, “I knew then what you were thinking Severus Snape!”
Severus shook his head adther and huffed. “I think not Granger,” he smirked.
“Oh I think I do know, now let me see -”As she said this she grabbed at his bunny arm and together they Apparated away.
Severus Snape gaped wide eyed as they arrived at her home and inside her sitting room
“I think this is what you were meaning-” Hermione said as she removed her pink bunny rabbit head to reveal she was wearing a headband with two rather prominent rabbit ears. Severus could only stare in shock and gulp hard and was glad he was still inside his rabbit outfit as she slowly peeled herself out of her pink bunny costume.
She let the costume top drop as she peeled it down, freeing her arms and torso. She was wearing very little or so it seemed to him. He stared at her. He gulped repeatedly as he looked upon the witch who slowly revealed the top of a very skimpy and fitted strapless bodice in black.
He had to reach for a chair when she lifted out one long leg clad in a net stocking and as she lifted out the other leg she magically added a pair of black stilettos. His brain had dropped and all he could do was stare his mouth open like a fish.
Hermione knew exactly what was happening but stood deliberately in front of him. She had wanted this wizard for years but the dimwit did not appear to take the bait. There was no doubt at all, she had his full attention now!
Severus blinked rapidly thinking this was a dream, Hermione Granger was standing right in front of him wearing the black bunny outfit he had seen in his teens, but only in images that did not move. He bit down a lustful sound but could only stare at her as she began to move.
She smiled over at him and then she licked her lips provocatively and spread her arms out akimbo,then slowly began to turn on the spot.
she teasingly added, “do you prefer this style of bunny outfit them severus?”
He nodded slowly, speechless. He was clutching at the fabric carrot crushing and tearing it in the process as he gazed upon the bunny girl in front of him.
Hermione had her back to him when she was sure she heard Severus Snape let out a high pitched squeak and she beamed with delight. She knew he had seen how low the back was of her costume barely covering her bum but knew he had spotted the little white tufty rabbit tail in the middle of her tight bottom.
She continued to slowly turn around teasing as she took her time, she loved his reaction and her whole body was tingling from top to toe with anticipation. She finally returned and fully faced him.
“Do you like?”
He nodded.
She reached up and dragged his motionless head down towards her and gave him a gentle kiss. “Rabbits do many things, you know?” She added with a wink and then continued, “ Do you like this Bunny girl?”
“yes,” he managed to croak, and returned her kiss. With his big rabbit paws he reached around to caress her but failed miserably. He couldn’t feel a fucking thing, he groaned with frustration but at least he could kiss herback and that felt like nothing he had ever felt before. This witch clearly wanted him and not for kudus or to be splashed across the Daily Prophet, she wanted him for himself. He had only in the last half hour realised he had been a right Dunderheaded twit. He had failed to read all the signals.
“why don’t you remove that suit?” She suggested but could not fail to spot his blush.
“I can’t,” he gulped and looked away.
“Why?” She jokingly added, “you are not naked under that thing are you?”
By his further blush and his mannerisms she knew that was exactly the case. She began to laugh.
Her whole body jiggled and that was not helping his current predicament as his eyes had been drawn to the upper most parts of her breasts that were exposed.
“Just take it off Severus, I was hoping you would help me remove my own bunny costume tonight?”
“Really?” His whole demeanour changed completely. His face brightened up, his dark eyes sparkled with delight and he began to smile broadly.
“Git, yes!” She shook her head at him, and finally admitted, “why did you think I encouraged Minerva to hold an Easter Egg hunt for the children today? I even told her that you and I would dress up in Easter bunny outfits as well. I’d wanted to see you out of your teaching robes once and for all!”. She waved her hand over to his grey and white bunny costume that he was still wearing, minus the head.
“All you needed to do was ask me-” he started to tug at the neck of his costume and slowly tugged down the fluffy outfit. but kept the lower part up with his own hands not wishing her to see how much her bunny girl outfit excited him.
He had watched Hermione’s face as he had extracted his arms and tugged the attire lower revealing a well muscled torso with a smattering of hair on his chest with a long thin line of hair that stopped short just beneath his belly button
Her face had looked lustfully upon his body now exposed but she looked more than a little flustered as her face fell when he had stopped. He was happy to see her disappointment clearly showing on her face. This made him inwardly jump with joy!
“you’ve stopped?” She whispered, confused.
“Yes, I have but so have you?”
“Come on Severus, don’t be shy, I’d let you play with my bunny tail!” She teased him by turning and wiggling her bottom at him.
She was grabbed by a pair of warm hands and she felt the heat of his naked body become flush at her back. the near backless costume allowing her back to rub fully against his belly and chest. She gasped as she felt the full length of him press against her and she was panting with lust and wanted to wrap her arms around him and to get her hands onto that hard cock.
Her whole body thrummed with anticipation and she wiggled herself even closer into him. She had never ever wanted any man like this before and she was hoping he would hurry the hell up.
She shrieked as her whole outfit, even the stockings disappeared and she was left standing naked in her high heeled shoes as Severus’s large warm hands roved over and around her breasts.
She cried out with joy as he pinched her nipples then let them go. She turned in his arms and kissed him after having a quick look.
They kissed long and hard and when they finally broke free he asked, “Impressed?”
“outstanding,” she gasped and then added, “perhaps that should be upstanding!”.
“Perhaps it requires some practical investigation?”
Hermione screamed out her pleasure as did severus as they made love with wild abandon - just like rampant rabbits.
“I love that little tail of yours,” Severus said much later.
“I love your tail too,” Hermione said with a broad smile as she gave his bare bottom a gentle rub followed by a little smack.
“Now, now, witch, don’t start what you can’t stop?”
“I think I am too tired right now,” she admitted with a wide yawn.
He rolled her into him and kissed her then began to speak. ”Remind me tomorrow of this conversation and we will continue with it my witch.”
“Oh I shall and next time I want to see you wearing a bunny man outfit.”
“With or without the stockings and heels?” He laughed.
Her eyes flew wide and then she snorted and added before he could reply, “I will hold you to that Severus Snape, A bunnyMan costume, fishnet stockings and heels.”
They both laughed as they snuggled down together to sleep and to gather more energy for tomorrow, as no doubt they both wanted to repeat what they had just begun.
“Just like bunnies!”. Hermione wearily announced.
“Just like bunnies,” he agreed but without that fucking furry costumes.”. He had turned his one to ash hours before. Then added with a glint in his eye, all apart from that lovely bunny girl costume of yours with the little bobtail on the rear, now that must be kep even if it is just for posterity!”
Hermione Guffawed and then Severus realised what he had said and joined in laughing along with her. It was not often Severus Snape made a joke.
“Posterior …posterity…” Hermione had muttered at some time during the night while half asleep and started to chuckle.
Severus also smiled half awake after the glow of exceptional love making. He had a witch of his own now to love and she even appeared to like his jokes - she was a keeper.