[UNKNOWN NUMBER]
JAMES and [UNKNOWN NUMBER]:
[unknown number]: Stay the fuck away from my workplace.
James: That’s… ceratinly one way to say hello to a stranger
[unknown number]: I’m a stranger now?
[unknown number]: I thought you wanted me back in your life.
James: I literally don’t know who you are???????
[unknown number]: Fine then.
James: ????????????
BABY BLACK and BROTHER’S COMPANION:
Baby Black: Tell Sirius to stop being a bitch.
Brother’s Companion: ???????
Brother’s Companion: What happened???
Baby Black: Sirius appeared at my workplace
Baby Black: Harassed my best friend
Brother’s Companion: I thought I was your best friend :( /j
Baby Black: Stfu Remus
Baby Black: When I texted him and told him not to come to my work anymore, he pretended he didn’t know me.
Baby Black: So I blocked him.
Brother’s Companion: So
Brother’s Companion: I talked to Sirius
Brother’s Companion: He has no idea what you’re talking about
Baby Black:...What
Brother’s Companion: Yeah.
Baby Black: Shit.
JAMES and [UNKNOWN NUMBER]:
James: What’s happening?????
[unknown number]: I thought you were someone else.
James: I mean yea
James: kinda obviuos
[unknown number]: *obvious
James: oh youre a smart stranger
[unknown number]: I have a name.
James: I don’t know it
[unknown number]: And you won’t know it.
James: Awful rude of you
[unknown number]: I never said I was nice.
James: Okay with me ;)
[unknown number]: Did no one ever tell you not to talk to strangers?
James: You talked to me first
[unknown number]: Doesn’t matter
[unknown number]: I could be a serial killer, tracking your location
[unknown number]: You can’t see me. You would never know
James: YOu could always show me :)
[unknown number]: No.
James: Why not :(
[unknown number]: You could still be a serial killer.
James: But I’m not
[unknown number]: But you could be.
James: But I’m not
[unknown number]: But you could be.
James: But I’m not
[unknown number]: Shut up.
James: lol
James: I suppose I’ll have to settle with thinking of you as the mean smart stranger in my phone
James: Instead of the PRETTY mean smart stranger in my phone
[unknown number]: Why do you think I’m pretty?
James: Vibes
[unknown number]: …
[unknown number]: You’re very strange.
James: James
[unknown number]: Pardon?
James: My name is James
[unknown number]: You really shouldn’t share your name with strangers on the internet
James: Too bad
[unknown number]: You’re an idiot
James: An idiot named James :)
[unknown number]: …
[unknown number] Fine.
[unknown number]: You’re very strange, James
James: So are you, smart mean stranger
5JAMES changed [UNKNOWN NUMBER] to “Mean Stranger”
BABY BLACK and BROTHER’S COMPANION:
Brother’s Companion: So
Brother’s Companion: Did you apologize?
Baby Black: No.
Brother’s Companion: Regulus.
Baby Black: I talked to him though
Brother’s Companion: Gasp
Brother’s Companion: You?
Brother’s Companion: Socializing?
Brother’s Companion: I never thought I’d see the day
Baby Black: I hate you
Brother’s Companion: Love you too Reg
BARTEMIUS and REGINALD:
Reginald: I think I met someone
Bartemius: OH MY GOD?????
Bartemius: whos your new man????
Reginald: He’s not my man.
Reginald: I just met someone
Reginald: He’s stupid
Bartemius: oooooooooo you like himmmmmmm
Reginald: I literally just met him
Bartemius: and????
Bartemius: youre only ever this mean to people you care about
Reginald: I’m constantly mean to you???
Bartemius: exactly.
Bartemius: you love me
Reginald: You’re just like Remus.
Bartemius: nah
Bartemius: im cooler >:D
Reginald: You’re horrendous.
Bartemius: lol
JAMES and MEAN STRANGER:
James: Good night Stranger
James: btw what are pronouns??
Mean Stranger: You don’t have to call me that
Mean Stranger: And he/him
James: Then give me something else to call you
James: Like love or baby or sweetheart…
Mean Stranger: Do you often flirt this much with people you don’t know?
James: Just the mean ones
James: That I’m almost entirely sure would be the most gorgeous person I’ve ever seen
Mean Stranger: I highly doubt I would be
James: Well I won’t know until you show me
Mean Stranger: No.
James: Thought so
Mean Stranger: Call me Star
James: Star?
Mean Stranger: That’s what I sent, is it not?
James: I like it
Mean Stranger: I didn’t ask if you liked it.
James: Still
James: I do
JAMES changed “MEAN STRANGER” to “STAR”
James: Goodnight Star
Star: Goodnight, James