Chapter 1
CHAPTER 1
After Dazai killed Dumbledore and got back into the limousine, a note fell out of his pocket onto the limo floor.
‘what the ####?’ reluctantly Dazai bent over and picked it up, he glanced at Hirotsu who also gave him a strange look, as he was sitting back up.
Once fully upright Dazai then promptly slumped into his chair and opened the folded paper and it read:
‘Boss
I know you're probably not going to write any letters to us even if you say you will. I'm not sure if you’re even going to return to Hogwarts.
If you don't return, I want you to know that I will never stop searching for you. My life was empty before you came into it and it will remain that way when you're gone. I'll do my best to keep the gang together until we reunite. Once I'm done with Hogwarts I won't stop until they let me see you again.
-your ever loyal second in command, Blaise’
Dazai’s eye was cloudy and he felt a swirl of emotions in his chest before folding the paper up and putting it back into his pocket.
‘Blaise is an idiot’ Dazai turned his head towards the window and stared at the scenery as they drove on by.
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Dazai never wrote back to the other hounds and instructed feather brain to take any and all mail, to a secluded place he was sure Mori would never see. Over the years he never mentioned his time at Hogwarts or that he was a wizard, he checked his mail location every other month.
After a while he slowly stopped getting mail until only Blaise sent him a letter once a month telling him about the other members and what was going on.
In the mail one day, professor Snape sent him a magic prosthetic eye that would follow the other eye’s movement.
That was the last letter from Snape he ever got, Dazai had it coated in a special material so he could actually use it, but instead of that he put it in a pretty box.
The hells hounds worked hard and created their own organization all to get Dazai back and hopefully make him proud in the process.
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Years later, post guild arc
The agency was lounging at the office when (surprisingly) the peace was broken by a very bored Dazai, who (shockingly) decided to knock over Kunikida’s papers.
“DAZAAII”
“Oops” Dazai leaned back and put his hands up in a shrug.
Kunikida smacked him on the back of the head with his book and there was a very weird ‘PoP’ noise.
Dazai’s prosthetic eye popped right out of his socket, Kunikida and Atsushi looked horrified.
“AAh my EyEeeE, Kunikidaaaaa”
“WHAT THE ##########!!!!”
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”
The other agency rushed over
“What happened!?” Yosano inquired
“What with the noise” Ranpo said rubbing his eye
Atsushi and Kunikida turned ridgedly to face the others, all Atsushi could make out was
“Hi- his his his”
And Dazai interrupted with his usual upbeat manner
“Ah it's nothing, Kunikida just popped my eye out that's all”
“HUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!!!?!!!” everyone said at once -ranpo of course
Tanizaki looked like his soul left his body
Yasono looked horrified
Kenji also looked scared but more concerned tbh
Kyouka “Is that part of your ability?” She was surprised at first but regained her composure quickly
Dazai “no, no, no Kyouka, of course not!” He picked up his eye, spun around on his chair and it was back in his head
“I actually lost this eye, like maaaaaany years ago”
Atsushi “no way”
“You mean like, it's gone gone forever?”
Dazai “mhm!”
Kunikida “I-I-I'm so sorry, I had no idea!”
Dazai merely laughed
Yosano “And why was this never mentioned?” Yosano scrutinized him
Tanizaki “right, and how'd you even lose it in the first place? And when!”
Kenji “a long time ago right?”
Dazai sighed “well yes, before I was in the port mafia myself.” He dramatically leaned on the side of his chair “ a super old crazy port mafia member attacked me! For a while I didn't have this prosthetic and once I got it I didn't immediately use it either”
Atsushi “Wow that's horrible! Why would you join them after that!!”
Every one paused and Dazai looked solemn for a moment
Atsushi “Ah! I'm so sorry Dazai san!! I didn-”
Dazai regained his cherry attitude albeit a little less that it had been
“Don't worry about it, Atsushi! I have my reasons for doing the things I've done, okay?”
Atsushi nodded
Yosano “Well, I don't think anyone would like to relive something like losing an eye, so let's all just forget about this okay”
Everyone nodded and slowly walked away, Yosano stayed behind
“Do you need something for that eye? eye drops?”
Dazai shook his head “no Yosano sensei, but thank you”
Yosano nodded “I'm going to have to put this on your record, but I won't mention it if you won't. If I hear you have another serious injury you're hiding from me we're going to have a loong talk, understand?”
Dazai shot up straight and saluted her like a soldier “yes Yosano sensei!”
Yosano chuckled and walked away
Her face turned a bit gloomy as she got to her office. ‘Just what else is he not telling me?’