Max is the Ultimate Gay

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Max is the Ultimate Gay
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Life is the Circle

First Enchanter Wells - Ok Ms. Caulfield, we’re about to send you into the fade. Are you ready

Max- Uhhh no…..

First Enchanter Wells- What do you mean no ?

Max- I know that this Harrowing is important, but you never told me what I’m supposed to do. You just swept me out of bed without a word

First Enchanter Wells- Well, once we send you into the fade, the demon we summoned will try to steal your body

Max- Isn’t that what the templars are afraid of ? That I’m going to be possessed by a demon ?

First Enchanter Wells- W..well yes

Max- Then why send me into a place with a demon, it seems counter-productive

First Enchanter Wells - To make sure that you will never fall prey to a demons influence

Max- That’s hella dumb…..

First Enchanter Wells- It’s the only way  

Max- Are you going to teach me to not get burned by tossing me in a fire ?

First Enchanter Wells - ……

Knight-Commander Madsen - ‘walks up to Max and the first enchanter’ - Listen Max, this is too important for you to be standing here and acting like my apostate daughter…..

Max- Chloe. Her name is Chloe

Knight Commander Madsen - 'ignoring Max’  If you fall while in the fade, 'points to Templar Bowers’ Frank there will chop off your head’

Max- Ok…..

Knight Commander Madsen - If you take too long while in the fade…..

Max- The head ?  'raises eyebrow’

Knight Commander Madsen - Roger

Max- It seems like there would be a better way to do this th…..

Templar Bowers- Look, can we get this OVER with ? I have a card game going downstairs that I’d like to get back to ?

Max- I’m sorry my possible death is inconveniencing you FRANK

'Frank scowls’

Templar Bowers- You little circle shits think you’re so special dont'cha ? I didn’t want to be doing this shit today, I’d be just fine with turning you tranquil

Max- 'crosses arms’ I bet you wouldn’t talk that way to Rachel…..

'Franks face falls’

'The knight commander and first enchanter turn to face Frank’

Knight- Commander Madsen- What is she talking about soldier ?

Templar Bowers- You little mage SHIT !

'Franks draws his sword, as two templars lunge at him and restrain him’

Max- It’s been nice Frank 'shuffles over to Lyrium pool’ But I’ve got a harrowing to take

'Max dunks her hand in the pool and falls unconscious’

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