Chapter 2
Prologue 2
Harry woke up on up on the cold, hard ground dazed and confused, he pushed himself off the ground to find himself without any clothes on. "Oh great, this isn't like Deja Vu at all" Harry thought to himself sarcastically
As the fog on his mind started to clear he remembered arriving at his house with the love of his life and new wife Ginny Potter nee Weasley.
Flashback
Ginny had lead him upstairs to their bedroom and pushed him onto the bed then sauntered off into the bedroom to change into something more "comfortable."
Harry waited for his new wife to come back, he could hardly wait to start making his new family with his wife, he had dreamed of this night every night during the Horcrux hunt, it was the only thing that kept him going.
After ten minutes of waiting Ginny stepped out of the bathroom in a sexy, white lingerie, Harry had never seen anything more beautiful then his wife right now, he swore she had veela blood in her as her beauty was inhuman in his eyes.
After a night of passionate love making between the newlyweds Harry felt like he was in heaven, never did he believe he would get to be with an angel like Ginny, yet here he lies, married to her and both of them giving their virginity to each other.
As Harry was blissfully thinking about how "lucky" he was Ginny turned over in the bed and pulled out a bottle of wine, two glasses and a small, unlabeled bottle, she poured the wine into the glasses and added the contents of of the small bottle into one of them.
Turning back to Harry she offers him one of the glasses with a sultry smile "Wine my husband?"
With a crooked grin Harry accepts the glass "Don't mind if I do my beautiful wife." He says as the tap each others glasses with a "clink."
Harry drinks down the wine not noticing Ginny glaring at him with narrowed eyes. Harry puts the glass down and turns to his wife "That's good wine, defiantly better then Firewisk-" Harrys eyes widens as his throat tightens and his body goes numb. He falls back on his back, unable to move any part of his body, except his eyes.
Ginny mounts the paralyzed Harry and looks down at him with a Cheshire grin and a cruel look in her eyes, "Oh Harry you're so easy to manipulate, you think I could ever love the bastard who kill my brother!?" She exclaims as she digs her sharp nails into his chest and scratches him.
"Let me tell you a story my dear husband" The red head spits venomously as she punches Harry in the nose, breaking it.
"Once upon a time there was a little girl, lets call her Ginny. Ginny was in bed one night at the cute little age of four when her mummy came into her room to read her a bed time story, the story Ginnys mummy decided to read her was the story of the hero named Harry Potter." Ginny continued whilst caressing Harrys cheek, as Harry stared at her with fearful, wide eyes.
"Ginny listened silently as her mummy read the story of this amazing child as he beat the dark wizard and became a strong, handsome man and she fell in love." Ginny stared down lovingly at Harry and kissed his lips.
"After her mummy finished the story, Ginny looked up at her mummy with such hopeful eyes and asked "Mummy is Harry Potter real?" Ginny said in a childish voice.
"Her mummy looked down at Ginny with a smile and told her "Yes my beautiful daughter, and one day when you grow up you'll meet Harry at Hogwarts and he will fall in love with you and marry you, would you like that my dear? Well you can imagine her reaction to that question, so lets skip that part" Ginny said carelessly.
"For the next six years Ginny would read stories about Harry Potter everyday, dreaming of the day they fell in love, got married and had lots and lots of kids, then the day came that her older brother would start at Hogwarts. Ginny left with her family to see off her brother for another year at Hogwarts when at the barrier between the Muggle world and Platform 9 and 3/4s a skinny boy wearing broken glasses and very baggy clothes but had the most beautiful green eyes asks her mother how to get onto the platform, only to find out after the Hogwarts Express left that the skinny boy was actually the man she loves, Harry Potter"
Ginny came off of Harrys chest and laid down next to him and pulled his head onto her breasts and started stroking his hair "Ginny couldn't believe it! She was so close to her hero and she didn't even know it! She spent the rest of the last year before she joined him at Hogwarts dreaming of her loves deep, emerald eyes."
"We now skip again to the summer of 1992, Ginny came downstairs in her dressing gown, trying to find her jumper when she gets the shock of her life! There, sitting at the kitchen table next to her brother was the boy she had been thinking about all year! She had no idea what to do, she wasn't prepared for this! She was in her dressing gown for Merlins sake! So she did the first thing that came to mind, she ran back upstairs to get changed into the cutest clothes she had to try and impress the boy and what happens? He doesn't even notice her!" Ginny in full rant shouted as she gripped and pulled hard on Harrys messy hair.
"Ginny then spends the rest of the summer trying as hard as she could to get Harrys attention but nothing she did worked! She even stood up for him against the evil Slytherin boy in Flourish and Blotts and does he thank her! Does he even acknowledge it? NO OF COURSE NOT!" Ginny shouted at the top of her lungs as she rips out a handful of Harrys hair.
"And just as Ginny was about to give up hope, she finds a little black book. The book was empty so she assumed her amazing daddy brought her a diary without her noticing, so she started to write in the diary, only for the writing to fade into the page, then she was shocked more when the diary started to write back to her calling itself Tom."
"Over the next two months Tom would earn Ginnys trust until he was able to convince her to go down to Hagrids late at night and murder all of his roosters, telling her that killing rooster in full moon at midnight is an old ritual from Merlins time that would help women win the heart of the man she loves, and like the naive 11 year old she was, Ginny believed him."
"After that didn't work a disheartened Ginny wrote to Tom again, only for him to tell her another way to win Harrys heart, but the only way it would work was for her to let Tom take control of her body for a little while on Halloween and she agreed, not knowing the danger she had put herself in."
"And so on Halloween and multiple times after that, Tom would take control of Ginny and force her to unleash the monster from within the Chamber of Secrets onto the students of Hogwarts, until one night he decides that he has to lure Harry Potter down to the chamber, so that Slytherins monster can kill him and he can draw the rest of Ginnys life force into himself and once become the Dark Lord Voldemort! So he takes Ginny down into the chamber again after leaving a message for Harry to see."
"And after defeating Slytherins monster and Voldemort once again Harry rescued Ginny! Nearly dying in the process, and Ginny knew in that moment that Harry Potter loved her! He might not know it yet but he did!" Ginny exclaimed as she held Harry close to her breast.
"So for the next three years Ginny would do all she can to make Harry realize how he felt for her but nothing she did worked, and so she decided that it was time to take drastic measures and with the help of her mother she would brew and slip Harry love potions, telling herself that it was only a temporary measure until Harry learned how much he really loved her, and it worked! Finally after winning the Quidditch cup Harry kissed Ginny and they became a couple! But then Harry broke her heart, he left her to try and finish off Voldemort but that was only a minor setback, her brother promised to keep giving Harry the potions on their journey."
"But then tragedy struck! War came to Hogwarts, Voldemort and his Death Eaters invaded to finally capture and kill Harry before he could defeat them. Many died in the battle, but one death stood out the most...The death of her older brother Fred and due to that death Ginny realized something, Harry was a monster." She said in a cold, emotionless voice as she started stroking Harrys hair again.
"Harry was a monster, he let so many people die for him, so many people got hurt for him, Dumbledore, Moody, Lupin, Tonks, Teddy, Sirius, Ginnys family. Hell even his own parents were dead, and it was all his fault!"
"So Ginny made a plan, she would pretend to still be in love with Harry and marry him, then after the wedding she would drink a strong fertility potion and allow Harry to fill her with his seed so that she can become pregnant with his child, allowing her to take the Potter fortune if Harry dies. Then once that was done she would give Harry a glass of wine spiked with a poison her mother made, a poison that paralyzes the victim and slowly kills them from the inside, and as Harry lay dying next to his wife, Ginny would tell Harry her story and break his heart like he did hers when he killed her brother."
After hearing that, Harrys vision slow started to darken, until his eyes shut for the last time, the last thing he hears is his "wife" mutter "It is all for the Greater Good."
Flashback Ends
Harry collapsed to his knees, he was completely numb. Ginny, his wife, the woman he loved had murdered him. He had survived the killing curse as a baby, he survived eleven years with the Dursleys before Hogwarts, he survived the fight with Qurrillmort, a Basilisk, hundreds of Dementors, the Triwizard Tournament, the graveyard with Voldemort again, the battle in the Ministry, the Horcrux hunt, the killing curse AGAIN and the final battle in Hogwarts, only to be poisoned by his wife on what was suppose to be the best day of his life.
"Guess I should've seen that coming, I live through all the worst thing in life, and just when everything starts to go right the one who was ment to love me most murders me." Harry said in a dead voice.
"Yeah fate seems to loooove fuckin with you huh Harry boy?"
Harrys head shoots up after hearing a voice and sees a man sitting on a recliner chair, reading a book titled "American Kitsune: A Foxes Love by Brandon Varnell."
Harry couldn't see the mans face but he could see that he was tall, with long, pitch black hair, and completely white skin. He was wearing black leather trousers and a sleeveless, black leather jacket with no shirt underneath, allowing Harry to see the mans bare upper body. The man had a lean body and had a six pack, the most unusual things about him though was the giant hole in the center of the mans chest with six bold, black lines coming from the hole, and the pure black katana on his hip with a broken chain on the end of the hilt.
After breaking out of his stupor, Harry finally found his voice and exclaimed "Who are you?!" The man put the book down and stood up, Harry fell back onto his ass after seeing his face.
Face isn't the right word for what Harry saw, it was more like how he would picture the devil, he had two horns coming out of the side of his head that curved and extended in front of his face, he had yellow eyes with black sclera and had two rows of long sharp teeth instead of a mouth, over both of his eyes he had two bold, black line coming down his face.
It was a truly horrifying sight.
All of a sudden the devil fell on his back, laughing hysterically, confusing the hell out of Harry.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SEE THAT REACTION I STILL PISS MYSELF LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHA IT NEVER GETS OLD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Harrys ego was bruised at the devils reaction reacted without thinking "HEY YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR BEING FREAKED OUT! YOU LOOK LIKE THE DEVIL!" Then it hit Harry like a tonne of bricks "Oh crap you are the devil aren't you? You're here to take me to he-OW FUCK WHAT THE HELL?!" Harry shouted after being hit on the head by the devil with the hilt of his sword.
"Oh shut up you whiny bitch, I'm not the devil and I ain't hear to drag you to hell, damn is this how you greet an old friend?" The "not devil" said in a grumpy voice.
Harry was confused by his statement "wait old friend? But we've never me- hang on...And the third brother greeted him like an old friend. Are you death?"
"Bingo! Even though I hate being called "Death" I prefer the title "Shinigami" but that might be cause of my love for Anime and shit. You can call me Tony though. Why you ask? Cause I like the name so fuck you." The now named "Tony" said.
"Ok Tony since you are Death or Shinigami or whatever your title is, are you here to finally end my misery and take me to my family?" Harry said in an emotionless voice.
"Oy what did I tell you about being a whiny bitch? I'm here because the asshole upstairs decided to be a lazy ass and retire in the 1900s and because of that the fates stepped in and being the drama queens they are they FUCKED SHIT UP! Sorry about that, it's been a stressful hundred years trying to take control from them and start dealing with existence the right way, I only just succeeded like a month ago and I'm only just finishing up with cleaning up all the mess they made, you my dear Harold" "My name's not Harold it's Harry" "Shut up and don't interrupt me Harold! As I was saying, you are the last little mess I need to finish cleaning, and by you I really mean the absolute bullshit the fates have put you through." Tony ranted
If Harry wasn't confused before he sure as hell was now "What do you mean what the fate have put me through? You mean they actually planned for my life to turn out this way?!" Harry exclaimed getting angry at the thought.
"Exactly, you see Albus Dumbledore was in fact one of the fates little fanboys and was planted on Earth to make sure your life turned out how they wanted it too, oh sure you beat the big bag Voldie but lets make your life a load of crap whilst doing it. Hell the only reason he died was because I was able to meddle slightly but the damage was already done. What was ment to happen was you being raised by Sirius and Remus to be some badass who kicks dark lord and political ass and marrys that veela Fleur, has like a bigillion babies since ya fuck like rabbits and then die at the ripe old age of 269 haha 69 and has an awesome afterlife with your parents, Sirius, Remus etc etc. But noooooooooooooooooooooooo that was too happy for the fates so they decided to make it a tragedy instead of a fucking romance, action, adventure shit and arrgggghghhhhhhhhhh damn I'm still so pissed with them. But you get what I'm saying yeah?"
Harry couldn't believe what he was hearing, the life he was suppose to have sounded perfect and yet he was stuck with the torture that he had gone though, what did he do to deserve that? What did he ever do to the fates?
As these thoughts raged through his mind he remembered something the Shinigami had said "Wait you said you gained control a month ago? Then why did you still let me go though that with Ginny?"
For the first time in this conversation Tony looked tired, well as tired as a demon looking Grim reaper can look "As I said, the damage had already been done, there was nothing I could do to change your fate so I had to let you die that way. But don't worry my dear Harold" "HARRY!" "I SAID DON'T INTERRUPT ME BITCH! As I was saying don't worry because everything in your world turns out ok after that, look at the screen behind you."
Harry turned around to see a Seventy inch plasma wide screen TV and watched the events from after his death unfold (Basically he watched everything that happen in the 1st chapter so not gonna explain it all.)
Harry smiled, knowing that his son loved him and had a good life was something at least "Well at least the magical world is less screwed up now, and knowing my friends and my son had a good life I can go to the afterlife in peace, I'm ready to go Tony." Harry said with a small smile on his face.
"Oh shit yeah I forgot to tell ya that ain't happening just yet. You seen my first plan when I took control of existence from the fates was to send you back in time without it being meddled with, but the fates being the absolute bitches they are, made it impossible for me to meddle with anything from before your death in that universe so I had to make a new plan. Tell me did you ever watch Dragon Ball Z as a kid?"
Harry shook his head no at the question.
"Fuck Harold your childhood suuuucked...Oh yeah...Dursleys...Sorry bout that. Anyway since you haven't seen it I can't use the whole "Future Trunks alternate timeline" crap to explain it to you. Pretty much what I'm going to do is I'm going to send you back in time but instead of it being in your universe I will be creating an alternate universe exactly the same as your except not fucked about with and I will be sending you back to when your parents were kids instead. Why you ask? Because fuck you that's why. Anyway you'll get to live your life however you wanna, you'll still have Tommy boy to deal with but that should be piss easy compared to last time. So yeah I'm bored talking to you now so I'm gonna send you now bye bye." Tony says whilst waving his clawed hand at Harry
"But wait I still have mor-" Before he could finish what he was saying Harry seemingly popped out of existence and Tony went back to reading his book "Now wheeeeeere was I?"
End of Chapter
A/N:...That chapter got a liiiiil mental didn't it? Don't know what you'll think about it but ya know I just writ what came to mind and a nutty Death that looks like Hollow Ichigo from Bleach named Tony just seemed like the right way to go lol (BTW I named him Tony so I had a liiiiiiiiiiil appearance in the fic, I highly doubt he'll be back unless there's a good way to fit him in and even then it'll only be an appearance.)
So yeah I hoped you liked Tony, he made this chapter seem very crackish but I wanted to have a little fun chapter and I hope I succeeded. Let me know what you'll think.
Now the book Tony was reading is real, it and the two that come after it are amazing books and if your into kinda anime humor you should totally check them out, Brandon Varnell is 's own "The Engulfing Silence" so go check out his fics and buy his books! He's amazing so yeah, do it or I'll get Shia to tell you to do it (OMG THAT MEME IS SO OLD! FUCK YOU I DON'T CARE!)
Anyways I hope ya'll enjoyed the chapter, please Fave, Follow and Review if you liked it, if you didn't I'm sure there's a door somewhere near you so use it.
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