
Characters
Sansa Stark, Jaime Lannister, Harry Potter, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Logan (X-Men), Draco Malfoy, James T. Kirk, Jane Foster (Marvel), Darcy Lewis, Buffy Summers, Spike (BtVS), Groot (Marvel), Rocket Raccoon, Kurt Wagner, Brienne of Tarth, Jack Sparrow, Lucy Pevensie, Max Rockatansky, Furiosa (Mad Max), Leonard McCoy, Justice of Toren One Esk Nineteen | Breq, Seivarden Vendaai, Will Turner, Tumnus, Malcolm Reynolds, Simon Tam, Hoban "Wash" Washburne, Zoë Washburne, Csethiro Ceredin, Ἁδης | Hades (Hellenistic Religion & Lore), Περσεφόνη | Persephone (Hellenistic Religion & Lore), Ἀπόλλων | Apollo (Hellenistic Religion & Lore), Κασσάνδρα | Cassandra (Hellenistic Religion & Lore), Gaby Teller, Illya Kuryakin
Summary
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The Elder Congregation
April 20, 2025 at 08:24 AM
To Kurt’s surprise, Wolverine remembers when to stand up and when to sit down, and even recognizes some of the more complicated Catholic liturgies, and to his even greater surprise the same tiny female pensioners who gave Kurt a hard time for being German back when he first joined just seem to love Canadians. It takes Kurt half an hour to disentangle Wolverine from the lavender-scented clutches of the elder congregation, and when he’s done his friend just looks at him and growls. “Never speak of this again.”