Cooking... How do?
After a few moments of laughter, Fay finally managed to get Pap to put her down. She in turn let go of Sans and retreated over to the couch. Leaning her head back, Fay closed her eyes and let out a breath. Everyone was still messing about and Frisk was introducing themself to Undyne. As expected, they were getting along fantastically. Smiling at this, Fay relaxed into her seat some and watched everyone interact. Humming to herself, the girl felt the seat next to her shift as a short skeleton sat himself down.
"they're getting along swimmingly..."
"Yeah, they are huh? That's one problem out of the way then. Dodged a spear there huh?"
"heh, yep... hey Fairy. thanks... for savin' me back there..."
"Oh! Don't mention it. Like I said, what good would I be if I couldn't save you all?"
"why'd ya do it?"
"What did I just say about not mentioning it?! Ugh... I saved you 'cause everyone would be sad if you died... And I rather like ya, you're a good person... So stop moping about and go be with your friends!"
Sans looked at Fay through the corner of his eye sockets, and with a grunt got up and walked over to his bro. He told some sort of pun that got Frisk laughing and Pap screaming. Fay laughed at everyone but stayed seated.
"You know what it's like to lose the ones you love. So cherish these moments. They're what make everything worth it."
Fay received no answer to her comment, which was fine seeing as she hadn't meant for anyone to hear it. She continued to watch everyone from her seat as they enjoyed each other's company. It was all very cute and amusing to watch. As time passed, everyone started to calm down some.
"Huh, I never knew humans were so puny..."
"uh, that's probably cause they're just kids Undyne..."
"WHAT?! How did a little kid defea- Ugh, you know what? Whatever. Hey Papyrus. I just realized, we haven't done any training in a while. Since I'm here, we can do it now!"
"OH, YIPPIE! IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. HEY, WHY DON'T WE LET THE HUMANS JOIN US? AFTER ALL, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS NOW! THEN WE CAN ALL EAT TOGETHER!"
"I don't have a problem with that. Heh, you better be prepared squirts! You'll have to put all your heart into this cooking lesson! I won't go easy on you just 'cause you're kids, ya hear?"
Fay could only blink at the sudden change of events. She looked to Sans in slight hope of being denied the privilege of cooking with Mighty Undyne and The Great Papyrus. But alas, her only hope was sound asleep in the middle of the floor. Scrunching up her nose, Fay looked over to find Frisk excited about the thought of cooking. Letting out an amused sigh, Fay got up and walked over to the kitchen with everyone.
"It would be an honor to cook with you both!"
Frisk nodded in agreement and started to roll up their sleeves. Fay did the same and adjusted her hat a bit to help keep her hair out of the way. Papyrus gathered all the cook ware while Undyne got the ingredients. Soon, the four were standing in front of a rather abundant setout of spaghetti makings. Undyne placed her hands on her hips and smiled.
"Alright, first up is the sauce! Take these tomatoes, and smash them into oblivion! DESTROY THEM!"
Frisk eagerly skipped up to the counter and started smashing the tomatoes with noticeably less force than Undyne, but they still managed to splatter the tomato all over the kitchen. Undyne yelled out in approval then looked over to Fay. Walking up to the counter, Fay stared at the tomato and narrowed her eyes. Raising her hand, Fay quickly brought it down and squashed the tomato much like she was trying to hit a mosquito.
"I can feel your passion! NYAAAH! Now, to the pasta!"
Undyne howled and moved on to the noodles. She didn't really give either of the humans a chance to do anything as she was soon adding things to the pot. Such as glue... and antifreeze...
"Um... Undyne... I don't think you should add that... Wait... Where the hell did you get antifreeze?! You don't even have cars down here! NO ONE EAT THIS IT'S POISON!"
"THAT'S VERY RUDE TALL HUMAN. JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE THAT INGREDIENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN CALL THE FOOD POISON!"
"That's not-"
"STIR HARDER! More passion!"
Fay watched as Undyne started turning up the heat. The noodles sticking out of the pot caught on fire and soon the water started turning into steam. As a full out fire spread across the stove, Fay started to sing "Spear of Justice" like this was the best thing to watch ever. It totally was. Undyne and Papyrus were yelling in panic as they realized they were destroying the kitchen. Frisk looked terrified and backed away from the stove like it would explode any minute. Which it actually probably would. With a chuckle, Fay stepped in and turned off the gas. She used a large spoon and broke the flaming noodles so that they fell into what was left of the water in the pot. Using a damp dishcloth to smother any other stray flames, Fay turned to Undyne and Pap with a smile.
"I think it's done! Let's try it!"
Pulling out a plate, Fay served up some burnt yet ironically soggy noodles and picked some tomato off the wall to place on top. A strange smell wafted off the plate and a green gas could be visibly seen.
"Who's first?!"
Undyne and Papyrus looked at the spaghetti and oddly enough paled a bit. So even they had standards. Undyne started sweating and forcibly shoved Papyrus forward. He was chosen as tribute... May the odds ever be in your favor Papyrus... He held a shaky smile as he reached out and grabbed the plate.
"NYEHEHE- I'M SURE THAT THIS WILL BE DELICIOUS! THOUGH I MUST ADMIT, IT'S NOT MY BEST..."
Everyone watched on in horror as Papyrus lifted a bite of food to his mouth. But right before he took a bite, a small white dog ran out from under the unnecessarily tall sink and knocked Pap to the ground. The spaghetti was now splattered across the floor. Despite having lost his spaghetti, Papyrus was crying in joy.
"OH THANK GOO- AHEM! I MEAN, HOW HORRIBLE! NOW WE HAVE TO THROW IT OUT. NYAHAHA! WE MIGHT AS WELL START ALL OVER AGAIN THEN!"
Before anyone could protest, not that they were going to, Papyrus dropped the pasta into the trash can. Frisk let out a sigh of relief, realizing that they dodged a pasta shaped bullet.
"Hey guys, you seem a little tired. You really put your all into that spaghetti. Here, how about you go take a break and I'll whip up some of my own spaghetti. Besides, I think a Mettaton special is going to start showing soon! Wouldn't want to miss that!"
Papyrus squealed at the mention of a Mettaton Special and quickly dragged Undyne into the living room. The TV was soon turned on and surely enough, a special was just starting. Frisk raised a brow at this and looked to Fay in curiosity.
"Sore wa himitsu desu~"
Fay winked and placed her pointer finger over her mouth in the universal 'quiet' motion. Frisk pouted a bit, but realizing that was all they were going to get out of the odd female, then went into the living room. With a closed eyed smile, Fay spun to face the kitchen and got down to work. While the food was actually cooking, like it was supposed to, Fay took the time to clean the kitchen. By the time the MettaSpecial was over, the kitchen was spotless and Fay was laying out the plates on the table for everyone.
"Bone apatite! I hope it tastes okay... I haven't cooked in a long time..."
Everyone congregated into the kitchen and sat down. Upon seeing the food, everyone went silent and simply stared.
"TALL HUMAN... IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!!!"