Undertale: Fay Route

Fay and Frisk somehow managed to get to the nice cream cart vendor a lot faster than normal. In fact, Frisk noted they couldn't even hear Undyne's screams anymore. Being used to Sans teleporting, Frisk didn't even think this strange anymore and said nothing. Fay bought Frisk some nice cream, despite Frisk offering to buy it themselves. She said it was her treat and that Frisk should save their money. Without another word, Fay bought a little sundae that had smiley faces made from the different sauces. Handing the frozen treat over to the child, Fay smiled warmly and walked away from the cart. Frisk gave a smile in return and followed after the teenage girl with their sundae in hand.

"So~ THAT happened. Heh, I sure did make Undyne upset huh? But she needs to calm down. Being angry like that can't be good for her. But that's just how she is I guess..."

As Fay spoke, she continued to walk. Frisk of course followed after her while eating their nice cream sundae. They wrinkled their nose a bit when Fay mentioned how she upset Undyne. What did she expect? If there was one thing Undyne hated, it was someone not taking a fight seriously. Though, Frisk did agree that the royal guard should calm down some. After walking for a few minutes, Frisk soon noticed they had no idea where they actually were. Stopping in their tracks, Frisk looked around wildly in an attempt to gain their bearings. Noticing this, Fay stopped too and looked at her little friend.

"Oh, yeah, we kinda strayed off the path a bit didn't we? Sorry. But it's quieter here and I like the scenery. And this way we can get back to Snowdin without passing Undyne~"

Frisk looked around suspiciously. But they had to agree, the area was quite beautiful. The snow was practically untouched and the trees stood tall but far enough apart to not be crowded. It was like a winter wonderland scene and was very peaceful. Fay started humming to herself. It was a song that was very familiar to Frisk, but they couldn't quite remember where they heard it from. Fay of course knew exactly what she was humming. It was one of the songs from the game's soundtrack. 'Snowy' to be precise. In fact, every time she found herself humming, it was to the tune of one of the Undertale songs.

"The house is just up ahead. Let's hurry. Maybe I really can fix the door before they get back!"

Fay's eyes sparkled at the idea and quickened her step a bit. Frisk struggled to keep up with the girl so she slowed down and used her energy to hop about instead. Upon reaching the house, Fay sprinted up the stairs. Frisk rose a brow and watched in amusement as Fay looked around to make sure the skelebros and sushi girl were nowhere in sight. Finding no one in view, Fay giggled and skipped back into the house.

"Sans said I can't play with time anymore. Heh, he said nothing about playing with matter~!"

Frisk watched in confusion as Fay walked over to the broken door and simply picked it up with one hand. Humming to herself a tad, Fay carried the door back over to the doorway and leaned it against the wall. As she inspected the slab of wood, she swatted her hand out to the side in a very blasé manner. Instantly, a metal pail full of nails, screws, other needed parts, and a hammer popped into existence. The pail was just floating there within Fay's reach, like nothing was out of the ordinary. As she ran her hand over the edges of the door, any cracks or broken pieces quickly righted themselves. Soon the door was in perfect condition. Fay smiled at her handy-work and quickly grabbed the hammer out of the pail. Putting a few nails in her mouth, Fay quickly got to work and started removing the old shingles.

Throughout all of this, Frisk was simply frozen in their spot, watching these events play out. Their mouth slowly fell and was hanging wide open as they watched a bucket just appear and float next to Fay. In complete and utter awe, Frisk walked over to Fay and watched what she was doing. As she was about to start putting the new shingles in place, Fay turned to Frisk and smiled nervously.

"Hmm? Do ya need something Frisk?"

Frisk stayed silent a moment and just stared at Fay in shock. Getting a little uncomfortable, Fay stopped working and turned her full attention to Frisk. The child closed their mouth and seemed to be in deep thought.

"H-how?"

"Huh? Oh, I simply took the needed atoms from the atmosphere to create what I needed. As for the floating, I simply-"

"That's amazing!"

"Huh?"

"What else can you do?"

"Um... everything? Anything? Why? I don't..."

"You're incredible Fay! I had no idea you could... Could..."

Fay sweat dropped at all the compliments. Not only that, but this was the loudest Fay had ever heard Frisk speak. Laughing nervously, Fay scratched the back of her head and turned back to her work.

"Heh, I'm flattered kiddo. But let's keep this between us for now. Sans already hates my guts. I don't need him hunting me."

"Too lazy..."

"Heh, true, but still."

Frisk reluctantly nodded in agreement and watched in wonder as Fay continued to fix the door. Frisk didn't like hiding such important information from their friends. But they could understand where Fay was coming from. Sans was scary when mad, and Frisk had yet to explain what they could do to the others. Frisk supposed they had no room to talk really. After a few minutes, Fay froze and tilted her head to the side a bit. Her eyes flashed over to Frisk and she quickly grabbed the bucket so it was no longer floating. Holding it out to Frisk, Fay nodded to their unspoken question.

"They're right down the road. Can you hold this for me? It's not too heavy is it? No, I can tell it is... Hold on..."

After Frisk took hold of the pail, they visibly struggled under the weight but kept a brave face. Seeing through this, Fay tapped the bucket rim and it instantly became almost weightless. Smiling, Fay went back to work, looking like a normal human now just fixing a broken door.

"I made this door a lil' special... Heh, I'd like to see Undyne try to kick it down now. Fufufu..."

Frisk looked at Fay with a smirk. They wouldn't mind seeing Undyne's reaction to figuring that out herself. Giggling a little at the thought, Frisk noticed that their sundae cup had up and vanished. They never did put it down, so this confused Frisk a little. As if reading their mind, Fay laughed.

"It's in the trash. No worries~"

Fay was finally nailing the door in place when the mad monster party showed up again. At first, they looked a mix of angry and worried. But once they heard the pounding of a hammer, they came running. Undyne looked around ready to skewer whoever was making the noise, but as the three came face to face with the two humans, everyone sort of froze for a moment. Papyrus, as seemed to be normal, reacted first and smiled widely. Doing all he can to keep from running up to the humans and hugging them, he shouted out in greeting.

"HUMANS! YOU'RE BACK! WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU! I THOUGHT MY NEW FRIENDS HAD GOTTEN LOST!"

"You TWERPS! You were here the whole time! You're not getting away now! NYAHHH!"

Undyne was the second to react and promptly ran towards Fay brandishing a spear. Fay however ignored the threat and spoke like Undyne was a friend coming over unannounced.

"Welcome home guys! Um, can you please be quiet? I'm literally holding a hammer here, please don't distract me... I don't wanna screw this up. I'm almost done here..."

"... you're... fixing the front door...? welp, wood you lock at that? Fairy just what... where...?"

"Stop... Hammer time..."

Upon saying this, Fay held up her hand in the universal 'stop' motion. Hearing Fay's pun, Frisk doubled over laughing and tried to keep from dropping the pail. Smiling to herself, Fay tried not to laugh as she continued talking.

"Nailed it! Well don't just stand there guys. The door's wide open."

Papyrus groaned at the horrible puns being thrown around but quickly stepped inside. He went straight towards the kitchen in an attempt to hide from the jokes, but still be close by in case something happened. Undyne on the other hand stayed planted in her spot, glaring at Fay with enraged eyes. She looked ready to jump the girl, but before she could say anything, Sans stepped in.

"heh. wow Fairy, you sure know how to screw around."

"What can I say? I know how to build up a good joke."

"well i think it was door-plorable. you should work on your matt-terial."

"Hey! Door puns are hard to nail down."

"you're puns are more door-able than i expected."

"Aw, why thank you~ I gotta say, your puns are rather a-door-able!"

"UGAH! Shut up! We aren't supposed to be getting all chummy here! I'm gonna kill you human!"

"heh, calm down Undyne. we're just making some door-key puns.

"Yeah! Don't knock it till ya try it~"

"Screw you..."

The moment Undyne noticed that she subconsciously answered with a pun of her own, she groaned and marched inside without saying another word. Fay and Sans on the other hand were holding back laughter until Undyne was a safe distance away. Once she was in the kitchen with Pap, Sans let out a loud laugh. Fay broke soon after and chuckled happily. Speaking so that only Sans and Frisk could hear her, Fay gave one last retort before finishing off the door repairs.

"Pfft! Get BENT!"

Sans started laughing even harder and managed to fall on their face while walking through the doorway to get inside. Fay snickered at this, happy with herself for getting the last laugh.