Sansy-Snoo
Fay continued to hold Frisk's hand as they walked down the snowy path. Neither of them talked much, not that Frisk was much of a talker to begin with. But the silence was pleasant and comfortable. The two neared a rather hearty branch on the path and quickly went around it. But as they went further, the sound of the branch being crushed echoed through the trees. There was no way that happened naturally. Frisk was unaffected by this however, and simply kept walking, pulling Fay along behind them. Fay could clearly feel someone's presence behind them and had the nagging sense that someone was following them. Of course, they were being followed, but still. Frisk and Fay finally came up to a small bridge with a wooden arch over it. Fay knew it was supposed to be a gate, but it was too big to be anything other than an archway. Not that Fay had very long to appreciate the structure. Frisk tightened their grasp on Fay's hand then quickly let go. Making eye contact with the child, Fay nodded to show that she was ready for whatever.
Both 'humans' slowed to a stop right before the bridge when the sound of crunching snow filled the air. Someone was walking up behind them. It was actually kinda creepy. The person stopped walking and stood silently behind the two breathing deeply.
"H U M A N S-"
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!"
When the person started to speak, it "startled" Fay to the point of her screaming out a random quote. Everyone fell silent for a moment until Fay mumbled an apology. After another second of silence, the person continued to speak.
"... humans... don't you know how to greet a pal? turn around and shake my hand..."
Fay and Frisk turned around to face the person behind them. Like the good kid they were, Frisk shook the man's hand, revealing a whoopee cushion. The sound of 'fart' filled the air causing Fay to laugh a little too loudly. Quickly covering her mouth, Fay noticed Frisk smiling at her.
"heheh... the old whoopee cushion in then hand trick. it's ALWAYS funny... hey, you too! don't leave me hangin!"
Still smiling, Fay shook her head no and put up her hands in surrender. She was good. Can't do the same prank twice in a row after all. Looking at the person in front of her, Fay's smile only widened. It was a short man wearing sport shorts, a plain white t-shirt, a fluffy zip-up hoodie, and fuzzy slippers. He was also a skeleton, which explained his pale complexion. Chancing a quick glance down at Frisk, Fay found them looking up at her with a curious glance. They were probably worried about how Fay would react to a living skeleton. Tilting her head, Fay then shrugged and held out her hand.
"Eh... Fine~ Whoopee me!"
"that just sounds wrong..."
But despite the comment, the skeleton shook her hand. Only this time, there was a hand buzzer instead of a fart bag. Flinching slightly, Fay ripped her hand back and glared at the short bone man. Narrowing her eyes at him, she pouted when he started laughing.
"oh boy! your face! hey, you're lucky, i don't usually get to use that joke. you seemed a little shocked though."
"I don't know watt you're talking about."
"hey, lighten up a little!"
Frisk was laughing heartily, they seemed pleased that Fay was getting along with boney. Finding the child's laughing contagious, Fay smiled and looked to the skeleton. With a mischievous smirk, Fay spoke up.
"So... You're a skeleton huh? That's hilarious. My name is Fay. Nice ta meet cha~"
"Frisk..."
Nodding as if to confirm the child's name, Fay looked over to the skeleton to see him a little shaken up. Well he should be, seeing as Fay just took his own words right out of his mouth and used them on him. Being an almighty entity had its perks. With another smirk, Fay looked to the skeleton expectantly.
"um... i'm Sans... Sans the skeleton... i'm actually supposed to-"
"Wait wait wait... Sans? As in the font or the French term for 'nothing'?"
"uh... what? i don't... look, little miss Fairy, it's rude to make fun of people's names."
"Say's the one calling me a 'fairy'. Jerk..."
"you started it Fairy. as i was sayin' i'm supposed to be on the lookout for humans. but... y'know... i don't really care about capturing anybody..."
"Oh! OH! Question!"
Fay quickly lifted her hand and waved it about in the air as if to get Sans' attention. Staring at her like she was an idiot, Sans groaned and rubbed his face. Looking to Frisk as if they could help, Sans sighed and put his hands in his pockets. Frisk too was looking at Fay strangely. The child obviously had no idea how to calm this girl down or make her behave.
"what is it Fairy?"
"Why are you searching for humans? And capturing them? OHMIGAWD! Is Soylent Green REALLY people?! Nu! I don't wanna be food! Frisk! Save yourself! I'll hold off these people eaters!"
Frisk just sweat dropped, realizing the girl was obviously playing around. Sans however just stared at the girl with a doubtful expression.
"you are one screwed up human..."
"Human? I'm... Oh... Yeah! Anyway! Go on! Why are you hunting humans?"
Sans blinked and mulled over what to actually tell the human children. He must seem suspicious by not answering. But he really didn't want to tell them that they were going to be killed for their souls. Luckily, he noticed a familiar yell in the distance. Praying to whatever was listening, Sans looked across the bridge with a smile.
"while i don't really care, my brother Papyrus, is a human-hunting fanatic. hey, actually I think that's him over there. i have an idea. go through this gate thingy. yeah, go right through. my bro made the bars too wide to stop anyone."
Frisk promptly nodded and moved around to push Fay along. Sans raised a brow at this, but smirked as the youngster pushed the teen where she needed to go. Without even waiting for him to explain, Frisk went to hide themself behind a very conveniently shaped lamp. This seemed to shock Sans a bit, but he would question it later. However, there was still the problem of Fay standing in the open like a deer in headlights.
"quick, go hide behind those boulders."
Nodding, Fay dashed towards the rocks and quickly jumped over them. Aside from the rustled snow, she was completely hidden from view. It was a good thing she actually ran, unlike the kid. So by the time she was settled, Frisk too was just hidden from sight. Though, how the kid knew to hide there, perturbed Sans. Just then, a tall skeleton in a weird outfit entered the scene.
"sup, bro?"
'Ah! The fabled Papyrus!' As Sans spoke, the other skeleton obviously seemed to be a little miffed.
"YOU KNOW WHAT SUP, BROTHER! IT'S BEEN-"
Upon hearing what Papyrus' voice sounded like, it was all Fay could manage to not burst out laughing. 'He really does sound like Skeletor! OHMIGOD' Quickly covering her mouth, Fay tried her best to stay silent. However, due to her effort, she didn't listen to a thing the tall skelly said. Things got a little more difficult when Papyrus started throwing a little fit though. He looked so upset and adorable! Sans spoke to his brother then started dealing out puns. Unable to help herself, Fay let out a sort of snort. Shoving her face in the snow, Fay held back her giggles. Luckily, Pap's voice was so loud that he didn't hear Fay. The snow shoved in Fay's face drastically helped her keep silent. Pap walked off laughing and it wasn't until Sans gave the okay that Fay stood up.
"Oh. My. GOD! Sans! Your brother is AMAZING! OHMIGAWD!"
Fay squealed a little at the last bit of her sentence and started giggling. Running over to join Sans and Frisk, Fay brushed snow off of herself, mostly her face and hair. Sans closed one eye and smiled over at Fay appreciatively.
"my bro is pretty cool."
“Eh, you’re pretty awesome too~”
At this, Fay gave Sans a double thumbs up and a goofy smile. Frisk shook their head humorously but kept silent. Looking over to the child, Fay stuck out her tongue and winked. The small group continued to giggle for a moment more.