
Room mate?
"Hey Fuckass"
Karkat stared at the blond and groaned. "Great now I get to spend the entire weekend with you? Joy"
Dave scoffed and put the camera down, pluging it into a cord and uploading it to the computer "Nice to see you too Karkles, so, Youre the dorm mate? thank god its not my brother" he laughed to himself.
"First, don't call me that, second You're uploading a video? why? are you a youtuber?" Karkat asked blushing a bit
Dave looked over with an expression that said 'well, duh i am why else would i be here' but he didn't say that
"Yes, I just so happen to be the one and only TurntechGodhead, nice to be at your service CarcinoGenisist" Dave bowed down jokingly and grabbed karkats hand kissing his knuckles.
Karkat laughed and jerked his hand away "Well nice to know, but I'm telling you, I'm not Carcino-Fucking-Genisist"
"Oh really? Protest all you want. I have proof" Dave smirked at Karkat
"Do you now? mind sharing?" Karkat stared at him growling a bit
The blond typed a few things on his laptop and turned it to Karkats view, clicked a button and a certain Video began to play.
------
"Uh hi, I'm CarcinoGenisist, This is my first video...I suppose I should introduce myself-"
the video clipped to a woman screaming at a cat. who hissed back at him and then he continued to scream. There was another short clip that showed a brunette boy playing the Piano, and then there was Karkat sitting in a corner, curled into a ball. everything was black. there was a noise of a shout
"Fuck-and this, Is me. Karkat Vantas. Nice to meet you"
-----
"T-Thats not me!" he shouted then sighed "Fine, you've caught me, what do you want? an autograph? a picture? me to fuck off and leave you alone?" he groaned and flopped on the bed with gray covers. he sighed
Dave chuckled "No, No and No" he started "I wanted to say, I've been subscribed for two years now. and I was really looking forward to meeting you since, well you know just....stuff" he laughed slightly.
Karkat yawned "Okay well now you've met me, happy?'
"quite "
"Good now, leave me alone so I can sleep" he pulled blankets over him.
Karkat groaned under them after about two hours. Dave looked over suspiciously,
"Hey, you okay?"
The blond asked and Karkat rolled over, "I had an idea, I should share" he stated "Vidcon is in-" he looked over at the clock 11:32pm
"Tomorrow, ever heard of cosplay?
Dave nodded "well yea, I do it"
"Good, now. open a google page" he stated and got up out of his bed, going over to Dave and sitting with him.
Dave pulled up another page, he handed Karkat his computer and smirked "Don't look up any porn"
"No promises" and he typed a bit, then turning the monitor for Dave to see. The page search read "Davekat Cosplay"
the page was full of pictures of people cosplaying them, being all cute and relationshippy and stuff.
"My Idea is this, tomorrow morning we do a Davekat cosplay,"
Dave stared for a bit and nodded in agreement "Sure sounds good."
Karkat smiled and gave him back his laptop, and went climbing into his bed as Dave got under his own covers.
"I'll explain more before we leave. now get some sleep fucker"
"Night to you too Kitkat"
"HEY!"
Dave snickered and they both fell asleep.