All Expenses Paid

Homestuck
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All Expenses Paid
Summary
Karkat Vantas is not very wealthy, he lives in Huston Texas, Karkat is a well known youtuber who goes by the name of CarcinoGenisist. One day he receives a unexpected letter in the mail, that`ll change his life forever.
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Bro Bonding time

* New video from CarcinoGenisist *
His laptop binged, he opened up the video and watched it.

"See you all there in two weeks, Later Fuckers!"
-end video-

He got up and dashed out into the living room.

"Bro! We're going to Vidcon"
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Karkat was rummaging through his closet trying to find nice clothes, well, nicer ones than he usually wore. But, all he had was black, black, and more black. The boy groaned and shouted

"Mom!!! I need a ride somewhere!!"

He stepped out of his room running a hand through his dyed black hair, he hopped downstairs making almost no noise at all.

"Mom?" He asked looking around, only finding his brother.

"Kankri, where is mom? I need a ride to hot topic"

A brunette turned around and closed a book in his lap. He smiled gently at Karkat, "She went out to get some more sugar, why do you need to go to 'Hot Topic'?"

"Fuck!"
"LANGUAGE!"

"sorry" he grumbled "I need a new shirt"

"you could easily walk across the street to Walmart for a new shirt" the boy folded his arms over the red sweater he was wearing.

"No Kankri, I NEED to go to Hot Topic, they have exactly what I want"

"How are you planning on getting there? your flight leaves at 7, mom wont be back early enough for you to catch your plain,."

Karkat groaned "Can't you just drive me?"

Kankri looked offended at Karkat "No thank you, I'd rather not drive my 16 year old brother to a ridiculous store an hour away when I have plans, especially since you could have gotten your licence but refrained from it for, reasons you refuse to share"

"Kankri, please! Ill do anything, I just don't want to look like shit at Vidcon"

"Will you stop using such Triggering words?!?"

"Will you stop being so annoying and just drive me?!?!"

"Fine! jeez, I'll drive you" Kankri gave in and groaned he put down his book and picked up his mug that had tea in it "We are leaving in no more than five minutes, be ready or I won't drive you"

"Fine thank you!"

Karkat ran out to his brothers Chevy and climbed in, sitting in passenger, he plugged in his headphones and started to listen to My Chemical Romance.

Kankri got in shortly after and started up driving out of their neighborhood.

"You'll carry on, well carry on~ and when you're dead and gone believe me, your memory will carry on, well ca-"
"Karkat, can I talk to you please?"

The ravonette sighed an d took out the buds, looking at his brother "Yea?"

"I know you don't like spending time with us, but, how is your life going? I mean, hows your YouTube Channel, I know how excited you were to get that plane ticket a while ago"

"...oh, um, pretty good I guess, and yea, I mean, I need some new clothing, because all i have is black, black and oh guess what, more fucking black!"

"Language Karkat You know how triggering that is to m-"

"Yea yea, I know I'm not dad, and I know he was a jerk to you, but you cant get mad at me for swearing when I want too god Kankri"

"That's not it "

"Oh really?! because every time we talk it turns into another fucking fight, and I trigger you with every other fucking word out of my shit hole of a mouth!"

"Karkat that's not it!"

"well it sure as hell seems like it!!"

"Just shit the Fuck up Karkat!!!" Kankri slammed on the breaks and all was silent.

Karkat stared at his brother with wide eyes and his jaw hung open a bit "I-"

"we're here, just get your shirt and Come back to the car"

Karkat got out and went inside searching for new clothing. Meanwhile, Kankri got out of the car and started to pace around in front of it cussing to himself, before being stopped by a taller, tan man, with back hair and a lot of tattoo's

"ey' you okay man?"

"Yes, I'm perfectly fine, just my infuriating brother was just being.....Infuriating!"

the boy laughed and smiled at Kankri, causing the other to blush "Sorry-I just need to calm down a bit..Gosh how I wish I had tea right now" the brunette looked beyond The man and smiled "I think I'm going to go get some tea, sorry for preoccupying your time with my frustrating feelings"

"No, doll its fine, here. let me buy you your tea"

"No-Really, its fine. I can Pay for it myself" a bright blush spread on his cheeks.

"No, seriously. what kind of tea do you like?" he smiled, pushing his black hair back some more, causing Kankri to look down "Orange pecan..please"

"can do, I'm Cronus by the way" e went inside and Kankri followed. "Well Nice to meet you Cronus, I'm Kankri. Kankri Vantas" he blushed and looked up, noticing the height difference, all people in the Vantas family were short, but Kankri was the tallest by 5'8.

"Hi I'm Kelly, how may I take your order?"

"Could I please have a Orange Pecan medium tea and a medium french vanilla, thank you, " he smiled and handed over a $10 bill, receiving back $3.85 . and the order, Kankri blushed and took his tea, "well, thank you Cronus, do you live in the city, or?" he said stepping out of the store and seeing Karkat leaning against the Chevy with a bag of shirts

"Yea, i do Kan. I live near the old theater, not the movie theater, but acting and plays n' stuff." he smiled at him

"Well, we should get together some time, I have to go, this is my brother. and i dont want him late for his flight. I live on Baker street, in the blue house. feel free to pop by anytime, but not today or tomorrow, Thank you again Cronus"

"You're welcome Kan I will be sure to come b-"

"KANKRI GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR OR WE'LL BE LATE!!!"

"Sorry, for my brother. bye," he got in his car "Thanks again" and they drove off.

"So, that man, bought you tea?" Karkat asked snickering a bit

"Yes he did, now don't say a word, you know mom hates when we flirt with men"

"I know Kankri, Oh I know" he laughed a bit, "Thanks for driving me here, I'm going to miss you hile I'm in detroit"

"I'll miss you too Karkat" Kankri sipped is tea and Karkat dosed off for the rest of the drive home.

~Two hours later~

"Mom, I'll be back in a week , stop smothering me" Karkat pushed her away giggling a bit

"Ah fine, have fun,and be safe"

"I will mom don't worry"

Kankri smiled "Have fun, bring me back a book would you please?"

"Of course nerd" Karkat laughed, gave them both hugs

"cya in a week" He spoke and walked through the doors to the boarding room.

Off to VidCon.

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