The Death Race
“Why would your brother enter the death race?!”
“He is still trying to prove to Undyne that he is badass enough to join her team.”
You and your friends are approach a building that is guarded by many weird people with masks and guns.
“Do I have to shoot someone?”
“Let me handle this, Tori.”
The bald man takes out a skull mask and puts it on his face. He waves at the guards and they wave back like if they were friends.
“Sans is good friends with everyone, my child. If you ever find yourself in any problem you can count on him.”
You and Toriel follow Sans through the building and into a place with many vehicles. Everyone else looks scary with those masks, but there is a nice looking lady… did she just headbutted one of the masked guys?
“Meat buddies ridin’ the death train!”
These people are weird.
“Sans?” a man with a skeleton mask looks in the direction of your group of friends. “What are you doing here?”
“Well, you are my little brother and I…”
“Get out of that machine in this instant, young lad!” Toriel shouts at the tall person. “Don’t make me pull you all the way to my house!”
“Sorry, dear brother and Toriel, but I, the great Papyrus must participate in this race to prove that I can join the Golden Flowers.”
After the scary man in the screen stops talking about something you weren’t paying attention, the door in front of Papyrus’ car opens and he starts the engine.
“FOR UNDYNE!”
The car didn’t move.
“What happened? Why am I not running around the stadium?”
You notice that the motor is making smoke.
“Pap, remember I made this car with you, and that I know how to hack systems.”
The tall man sighs in defeat.
“Ok, you win. I am going home. Can we at least take my car to Scooter’s?”
“Sure, Paps.”
“Hey, kid, do you want to take a ride? This is a unique model in Pandora.”
You nod in agreement and seat next to Papyrus.
“But Papyrus, you promised we would have fun.” The man with the flower mask appears in the back, and then he presses some buttons. “See you later, idiots!”
The car is boosted by some hidden rockets and some spikes appear on the sides of the tires.
“Tori, we have to stop that car!”
You promised yourself never to ride a vehicle at high speeds, and now you are breaking that promise.
You see Toriel shooting two masked guys who were riding motorcyles, and she and Sans take their bikes to start a persecution.
“What a lovely day!” Screams that flower mask guy while waving a knife in the air.
There are people being killed by gun shots, cars exploding, and there is a ninja jumping around. Is this how life on Pandora is like? You are missing the safety of your room on Helios.
“Flowey, there are people being attacked at the center of the arena. Should we help them?”
“They are just losers. Focus on winning, my skeleton friend.”
A group of masked guys in bikes is surrounding your vehicle, and they are throwing things that you avoid with a little dance.
“Hey you, little dancer,” says Flowey. “Take this gun and shoot at their heads.”
You hold the gun and point at the masked guys, but can’t shoot at them. They are just people with feelings, even if those feelings are negative and clouded by madness.”
“Did you forgot what I told you? IN THIS WORLD IT IS KILLED OR BE KILLED!”
You continue your comical survival dancing and start throwing things at the bikers. One is hit and falls from his bike. It is still not a kill.
“Are you sure we can’t save some of these people Flowey? Some of them don’t look like psychos to me.”
“I told you to ignore them.”
Flowey shoots at the bikers and they crash into a pile. He then aims at the woman with the funny hat you saw before.
“Die, bitch, die!”
You tackle Flowey, and the shot hits a guy that was going to hit the woman with an ax. She turns in your direction with confusion, and Ppayrus waves at her.
“Hi, pretty lady! I hope you survive!”
Papyrus was so distracted that he drove to the center and killed many bad people by accident.
“Is everyone ok?” asks Papyrus.
“That was awesome! Do it again!”
Flowey is excited about all the murder, and you are just want to return to Toriel’s house and eat something. This guy is worse than your dad. Suddenly, a big monster rampages across the stage and eats a bad guy.
“Papyrus, we should kill that beast to show it who is the boss.”
“Flowey, now it isn’t the time for violent fun. Those two people are clearly frightened by the beast.”
You look at where Papyrus is pointing, and there is the Hyperion business man and a girl that are being chased by the angry monster. You jump out of the vehicle and run to help them.
“Hey, kid!” the girl screams. “Get out of here!”
You face the gigantic creature and take a jump towards it’s head.
“Sasha.”
“Yes, Rhys?”
“Is it normal in Pandora that kids pet monsters into submission?”
“No?”
Once the monster is peaceful, you tickle it in his stomach until it falls to it’s side.
“You are no fun, you little shit!”
Flowey shoots at the creature’s head with a s hot gun and it explodes into a blast of blood that covers you. The scene is so sad, and the smell of the blood is so disgusting… However.
“What? Did I kill your pet? Grown up, little guy! This is Pandora. Here it is KILL OR BE KI…”
You start punching Flowey and make him fall to the grown. You want to show him that you are furious, and that he is despicable. You want to KILL HIM! Wait, why are you being so violent? HE MUST DIE! But it is wrong. I DON’T CARE! Stop it!
“Little kid?” Papyrus is speaking to you.
You are just crying over a knocked out Flowey. You didn’t want to hurt him, right? You don’t know if you wanted or not to be mean, but you feel bad. You know Papyrus, Toriel, Sans, and the other people there are seeing you cry, and it makes you sad to cause people to worry.
“C’mon, my child.” Toriel hugs you. “Let’s go home.”