my immortal but beturr

I Run two zAk of thew karrot hairz and telz him he is a nrdd. he Cryz and mores tearz stream.
Togeder we wlk two de hostpitlez wang.
"Mademb Pompfreyz elp! zakz hairz r two hot" ( A/N liks Harrri and Drko ;))
"Okkai" sie sadd.
i sad "wass rong wiv him??????!!?"
"am le mii c" an den sie don magikk two c wah rong
"im sozzz MaxxyyyAnggal, Zaikk izz a Wesley, he hadd radd hir, hannd down cloves, an stoopud complex" sie cries ann i doo twooooo
Ewwwww tha worce kindd of nrrrds
i brakk donn anddd criiiiii. i kant stoop.
see puts waer on Zakk haiiir, buttt hes haiir getz worce. i gasppp, i wazz VODKA (A/N maddon pomfree haxd drinkk peobs)
"madamb tou ni VIginnnn??!?"
"WAOOOT MADDYANGAL?! I DRINNK"
shee slipped my, e fall down, i vrii"