Prompt Collection: Dirtbag, red vs. blue fanfic

Hinn_Raven

Characters

Sarge (Red vs. Blue), Lavernius Tucker, Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Dexter Grif, Dick Simmons, AI Program Epsilon | Leonard Church, Agent Texas | AI Program Beta, Emily Grey, Agent Carolina (Red vs. Blue), Agent Connecticut (Red vs. Blue), Various Relationships, Agent York (Red vs. Blue)

Dirtbag

April 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM

“Now, listen here, dirtbag,” Sarge’s voice was a growl. Grif wondered what, exactly, he had done this time. “You better treat Simmons with respect and honesty, otherwise I’ve got a shotgun with your name on it! In addition to the one that already does!”

Grif nearly doubled over in shock. “What?”

“You heard me! You take care of him! That’s an order!” Sarge stomped off.

“I don’t take orders from you, we’re the same rank!” Grif yelled at his back. And then he paused, realizing what had just happened. “Did I just get the talk from Sarge?”