Seriously you asked for it
It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, ...
Sans only wants to eat somewhere peacefully, because he can't stand his brothers food every day.
Yeah, he loves his brother, that's for sure, but nobody can eat his strange spaghetti every day.
Usually he goes to Grillbys, but the job he is coming from is in an other part of the city and he doesn't want to use one of his shortcuts when here are so many other restaurants and cafes.
So he goes to the first place which looks nice: A little café with an colorful sign:
"Maid&Tsundere Café".
Maids huh? That sounds funny. And tsundere? He's sure he heard this when Alphys and Undyne talk about anime, but he has no idea what it means.
Without an second tought he strolls inside and is a little bit stunned when he sees that the workers really wear Maid-Outfits. He laughs to himself. Yeah, okay, why not?
He only spotts humans, but this is not a problem for him, until they have a problem with him. The workers are busy at the moment, so he goes to a free table and sits down.
In front of him is a card, one side shows a cute animegirl and he read "moe", on the other side is another girl which looked annoyed to the side but is also blushing with "tsundere" written on it.
Huh..? Okay, on both sides are also the number 12 for his table, looked like they want to make the card cuter. He set it back on the table.
He waits for an server to bring him the menu, so he have time to think about some things.
3 month ago monsters surfaced, everyone is alive and happy, Frisk fights with Asgore and Toriel for monster rights and some big politicans are already on the side of them.
But many humans don't like the idea of living with monsters together, and they have no problems to show it.
And besides all of this, he's scared that one day he wakes up back underground, and this hell starts all over again...Frisk told him that there would no more resets, but it don't change his fears and nightmares about past timelines.
Okay, he's really hungry and he waited for the menu more then 5 minutes. He looks around and waves to an server and she...rolls her eyes, goes behind the counter and brings an menu to him.
Please, no monster haters here. His day was rough enough!
Before he has the chance to say something about her behaviour, she throws it on his table and leave him alone again, but not without saying something like "hurry up, we don't have the whole day only for you!"
Great! Of course the servers are goddamit racist, he has always so much "luck"! Sans grinds his teeth. Fine, but now he is already here, and when she wants so badly that he went away he will stay a little bit longer.
After waving four times and calling out two times, the same woman came back for his order. He stays calm and orders an rice omelette, because the menu says they will draw something with ketchup on it. She huffs an "finally", don't bother with writing down his order and leaves again without letting him say anything more. Keep calm...
Surprisingly she came back after only 5 more minutes with his food. Again she put it down with more force than necessary and an expectant look.
Right when he wants to ask whats up with her, she interruped him (no answer in two seconds is too long for her, Sans thinks). "How's about thanking me for bringing you your food?"
Sans looked up to her cold and annoyed stare.
"Huh, wadday say kiddo?"
"I'd asked how's about thanking ME for bringing YOU your food?!"
"Hehe yeah sure, you work yourself down to the bone with that, right? Thank you then." He cuckeld challenging.
"Stop this dump jokes, or the next time I will throw it on the floor!"
"Anyway, I would love some ketchup on this" he point to the omelette, "please, draw something on it for me" He smiled obviously forced.
"Pff but only 'cause you say please without an invitation! What do you want on it?"
A little bit more teasing would be okay. "Dunno, a dick?" he said with an sing sang voice.
When he tought she can't look more annoyed then before, he was so wong. This was a really death stare.
Without a word she take off the cab from the ketchup bottle and throw almost the completly content on it.
"Nah not exactly a dick, but it's good enough. It's okay if you don't know how one look like. You can ketchup that later." He says with an wink.
"I don't care whether you like it or not..." she murmurs and stomps away again.
Not exactly the reaction he expectet but funny anyways.
While he eats his anger grew more. Nobody was interested in the behaviour of the maid. No customers, none of the other maids. The most of them don't even look at this two. Humans...
After finnishing his food, Sans ask for the bill (after waiting for it 7 more minutes and slamming it than on the table), pay and call out to the maids that it was delicious ("Shut up" was the answer) he goes straight to the door.
Papyrus wait at home and Sans was longer in the café then he tought he would be.
When he opens the door he turns around one last time and says goodbye.
"Yeah whatever, 's not like I was happy that you came here or something like that..." answers the Maid he had to deal all the time with.
Interesting. Really. Maybe he come back one day, when he wants to tease someone again.