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1) Prologue2) Dilemma - Hermione x Ginny3) Prefects'... Showers? - Ron x Hermione4) Phases - James x Lily5) Going Crazy - Sirius x Nobody6) Definitely Going Crazy - Sirius x Nobody7) The Tenderness Of A Cliché - Harry x Ginny8) Cold And Wounded - Remus x Tonks9) Once A Marauder... - Remus x Tonks
Prologue
April 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
“Godric?” He looked up warily at his raven-haired (and quite literally clawed) co-founder.
“I demand that the wizarding world takes up on modern Muggle science. This is no longer a request, if I don’t get what I want, I will become angry. And you do not want me to be angry, do you, dear?”
Squeek. “O - oh, really? Well, what, uhm, did you have in mind, dear?”
“A sewage and draining system. Oh, and Helga would love for Hogwarts to get its own spa. Off limits for the boys, of course. We musn’t let technological improvement become our moral downfall. The Roman legions are in town, they’ll have things fixed in no time at all.”
Godric groaned.