Mentally Unstable Bread
loafayette: wtf is crazy bread
turt13.10v3r: delicious is what it is
james.madisin: i’ve never had it but thomas loves it
hamil.lion: i hate it
james.madisin: is that bc thomas likes it
hamil.lion: what could lead u to that conclsuion smh
corsetz28: youve told me youve never had it before alex
james.madisin: ,,,,,
hamil.lion: and i have no intention to now
turt13.10v3r: you’re missing out you have to try it
hamil.lion: why would i want to have something in common with the macaroni fucker
corsetz28: should i even mention last chapter
hamil.lion: what
corsetz28: what
corsetz28: anyways u and tim tom like tyler joseph and josh dun
hamil.lion: me, louder this time: why would i want to have something in common with the macaroni fucker
james.madisin: you have a friend in common with him
hamil.lion: ME, LOUDER THIS TIME: WHY WOULD I WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH THE MACARONI FUCKER
loafayette: nobody has answered my question
loafayette: what is this bread
loafayette: why is it crazy
turt13.10v3r: ok im going to the pizza place rn and ordering some alex ur gonna try it
hamil.lion: i don’t want your mentally unstable bread johm
corsetz28: listen, you can admit to having something in common with tjeffs
corsetz28: the first step in getting help is admitting to the problem
james.madisin: but why would having something in common w/ my boyfriend be a problem?
hamil.lion: bc ur boyfriend IS a problem
james.madisin: no hes not
loafayette: what! is! crazy! bread!
hamil.lion: like weird breadsticks idk
turt13.10v3r: how do u know youve never h a d it
hamil.lion: you act like ive never seen u eat it
hamil.lion: you eat it like every week
corsetz28: more like twice a week
james.madisin: wait, is he addicted to crazy bread
james.madisin: that means
james.madisin: he has a mental problem
james.madisin: he’s crazy for crazy bread
james.madisin: do u get it
james.madisin: bc addiction is a mental health problem
comma.sexting: if you have to explain your joke it’s not funny
james.madisin: wow thanks
loafayette: ok i just ordered a basket
hamil.lion: okay but no one needs a basket of crazy bread
turt13.10v3r: YAY !!!
intothenarrative: ok i’ve been being a chat stalker and i love crazy bread ??
hamil.lion: not you too
hamil.lion: divorcing all of u bye
james.madisin: we’re not married
hamil.lion: yeah not anymore
james.madisin: ………...ok
corsetz28: hey alex im leavin for track
hamil.lion: !!! wtf come kiss me goodbye
corsetz28: then come over here nerd
hamil.lion: fine
hamil.lion: <3
corsetz28: <3
jefferoni.macaroni: dude crazy bread is like
jefferoni.macaroni: crazy good
hamil.lion: well obviously its terrible
jefferoni.macaroni: excuse you
hamil.lion: harriet the spy
jefferoni.macaroni: what about the best disney channel original film
hamil.lion: exactly
intothenarrative: damn u right @alex
hamil.lion: thanks eliza <3
intothenarrative: no prob bob
hamil.lion: its lapis
intothenarrative: what
hamil.lion: what
jefferoni.macaroni: did u just quote a childrens show
hamil.lion: did u just recognize a quote from a childrens show that isnt like a staple
hamil.lion: thats not OBVIOUSLY a reference to that show which means you probably watched it and have no right to criticize me and my beautiful ex wife
jefferoni.macaroni: woah there calm down
hamil.lion: Dont Tell Me What To Do™
jefferoni.macaroni: dude
jefferoni.macaroni: did i do something i dont know about?
jefferoni.macaroni: you hate me in like the highkey today
hamil.lion: i always hate you in the highkey ???
jefferoni.macaroni: but this is like next level highkey
turt13.10v3r: alex im comin to ur dorm and u r eating this crazy bread
hamil.lion: johm i told you i dont want any fucking bread
turt13.10v3r: this isnt just a n y fucking bread
turt13.10v3r: this is c r a z y bread
hamil.lion: stop
hamil.lion: leave me the fuck alone about crazy bread okay just stop
turt13.10v3r: woah
jefferoni.macaroni: dude, you good?
turt13.10v3r: im sorry i really didnt mean to upset you alex
hamil.lion: no shit
hamil.lion: im sorry i just
hamil.lion: im sorry
turt13.10v3r: anxious? do you want me to come over?
hamil.lion: no no
hamil.lion: keep doin what you were doin dont worry
turt13.10v3r: babe
turt13.10v3r: what i was doing was getting crazy bread and coming to chill at your apartment
hamil.lion: idk i dont wanna get agitated at you and say something mean im never fun to be around when im anxious like this
jefferoni.macaroni: youre never fun to be around in general
hamil.lion: i know
turt13.10v3r: leave him alone shithead
james.madisin: maybe now isnt the best time to make him feel shitty thomas
turt13.10v3r: would it help or not if i was there?
hamil.lion: do you want to be here?
turt13.10v3r: i always want to be with you alex<3
hamil.lion: absolutely disgusting i am disgusted
turt13.10v3r: well
turt13.10v3r: i really would love to come over though?
hamil.lion: idk u wouldnt like what im anxious about
turt13.10v3r: what is it sweetheart
hamil.lion: hhhhhhh
hamil.lion: its aaron
turt13.10v3r: well
turt13.10v3r: no i dont like him but i do love you and im absolutely willing to be there with you through your troubles in relation to him
hamil.lion: youre too good to me wtf
turt13.10v3r: so youre gonna let me come over then?
hamil.lion: if you really want to??? i just really suck right now i dont think you wanna be around me
turt13.10v3r: i love you, sweetheart. im on my way right now, okay?
hamil.lion: okay. i love you.
james.madisin: alex?
hamil.lion: dont worry about it jem
james.madisin: alexander
hamil.lion: dont worry!
james.madisin: do you wanna talk about it though?
hamil.lion: im dating four beautiful saints i think my boy problems will be ok
james.madisin: so its confirmed as Boy Problems™
hamil.lion: ugh
james.madisin: do you not wanna talk about it?
hamil.lion: no i mean i do but
james.madisin: but youre sure mr. “i called my polyamorous boyfriend a whore because he thought about kissing someone” is gonna be fine with you talking to him about it, right?
hamil.lion: this is literally none of your business james dont insult my wonderful boyfriend
margaritasallaround: sup NERDS why couldnt you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom
james.madisin: is it because the p is silent?
margaritasallaround: no its bc pterodactyls are extinct dumbass
hamil.lion: peggy would it kill you to ever read up
margaritasallaround: well it wouldnt kill me but if i wasnt there its obviously not important since im the only important one in this chat
hamil.lion: its not the time for ur shitty antijokes
margaritasallaround: its always the time for shitty antijokes
turt13.10v3r: peggy no
margaritasallaround: peggy YES
margaritasallaround: so wait who does alex wanna fuck now
hamil.lion: everyone, as always
margaritasallaround: psa alex just admitted he wants to fuck thomas jefferson
hamil.lion: i have fucked thomas jefferson stop acting like its this ridiculous concept
hamil.lion: and before u ask its not like it was a particularly great experience
margaritasallaround: but would u do it again?
hamil.lion: stop being ridiculous
margaritasallaround: so wait everyone includes james madison right
hamil.lion: john when are you gonna get here
turt13.10v3r: i thought u were against me coming over when ur anxious
hamil.lion: oh
hamil.lion: so you dont want to
turt13.10v3r: just kidding sweetie omg im sorry that was mean ill be there in like 90 seconds im turning down ur hall rn
turt13.10v3r: w some crazy bread
hamil.lion: ok ill unlock the door now ily
turt13.10v3r: love you too <3
james.madisin: i hope you feel better! just remember im here for you to talk if you need it
hamil.lion: thanks jem <3 means a lot
margaritasallaround: do i even need to say it
hamil.lion: it was a platonic heart for fucks sake chill am i not allowed to be grateful to my close friend for being concerned
margaritasallaround: no
hamil.lion: WOW ok
james.madisin: dw alex i understand peggy is just making a big deal out of nothing
hamil.lion: thanks
hamil.lion: <3
margaritasallaround: ,,,
hamil.lion: shut up
hamil.lion: ok john said i should put the chat away while we talk so i can destress so ill be back in a few
james.madisin: okay! hope he helps<3
margaritasallaround: jamie boi where did your boyfriend go
jefferoni.macaroni: im still here
margaritasallaround: tommy jay! how do you feel about your boy toy flirting w ur Arch Enemy™
jefferoni.macaroni: a) lexie isnt my arch enemy ok we dont hate each other
jefferoni.macaroni: b) theyre not flirting?
margaritasallaround: ok
jefferoni.macaroni: furthermore jem isnt just my boy toy hes a guy who i love, so
james.madisin: awww<3 love you too thomas! <3<3<3
margaritasallaround: ,,,ok
margaritasallaround: this is no fun yall are no fun
jefferoni.macaroni: no thats lexie ur thinkin of
margaritasallaround: ,,,,,,
turt13.10v3r: stop insulting my boyfriend hes too cute for ur criticism
james.madisin: tru
jefferoni.macaroni: what
turt13.10v3r: wh a t
james.madisin: what
james.madisin: WAIT HECK
james.madisin: HOW DO YOU DELTE A MESSAGE FIRKC
margaritasallaround: oh my god you people do this to yourselves i stg
turt13.10v3r: anyways
@turt13.10v3r has added @a.burr to the chat
hamil.lion: are you mad?
a.burr: are you asking me?
hamil.lion: yes aaron burt are u mad
hamil.lion: BURR* omfg im sorry
a.burr: i, aaron burt, am not mad
a.burr: why would you think that?
hamil.lion: youve been avoiding me pretty avidly
a.burr: whaaaaaat
jefferoni.macaroni: THATS MY THING HOE
a.burr: excuse you
james.madisin: tom shhhh
hamil.lion: so youre not mad?
a.burr: nah alex im just busy dw abt it
loafayette: hey im back and crazy bread is good af whatd i miss
jefferoni.macaroni: STOP STEALING MY TRADEMARKS JESUS
james.madisin: babe pls just,, stop talking
jefferoni.macaroni: i cant believe you dont love me anymore james
james.madisin: babe i love u so much just shhhhhh <3 <3 <3
jefferoni.macaroni: ):
loafayette: oh hey burr did u tell alex u loved him officially yet
hamil.lion: what
loafayette: whoops (:
a.burr: oh my god
hamil.lion: w h a t
@a.burr has left the chat