I Swear To God, I'm Gonna Kill You

Girl Meets World
F/F
M/M
G
I Swear To God, I'm Gonna Kill You
Characters
Maya Hart, Riley Matthews, Lucas Friar, Isaiah "Zay" Babineaux, Farkle Minkus, Isadora Smackle, Maya Hart/Riley Matthews, Lucas Friar/Farkle Minkus
Tags
idk man i just love lucaya bros and spies and so now this is a thing
Summary
They're all spies. Maya's bitter and in love with Riley, who falls a lot and wants to be taken seriously. Lucas just wants to be a journalist if his father would calm down, but instead he's stuck being a spy with 5'1" of pure blonde hate. Farkle has taken it upon himself to seduce the Greek god of a new trainee. Basically, it's a mess of an agency run by Mr. Matthews. They're screwed.
Note
I posted these first two chapters on my tumblr a while ago, but now I'm vaguely motivated again so I might update this sporadically.

Chapters