The extreme hangover
Jake's P.O.V
I woke up this morning, (or I thought it was morning) with a massive headache. Dirk was sitting on the edge of the bed and looked up as soon as I sat up. "Goodmornin' or should I say good afternoon." He says before giving me a little kiss. "What time is it?" I ask rubbing the sleep out of my eyes. "Three in the afternoon." He says getting up. "My head is pounding." I say rubbing my temples and getting up. I felt a little light headed so I sat back down. "Dude, that's the effect of a hangover." Dirk walks over to me and sits on the edge of the bed next to me.
I lay my head back and look at the ceiling. "What's a hangover?" I ask looking back up at Dirk."
"Are you serious?" He says looking towards me, "You've never had a hangover before?"
"I never had alcohol before."
"That's it, we are having more alcohol." Dirk says getting up, "I will be right back. I'm gonna get some beer and vodka and other things like that." Dirk walks out of the bedroom before I could protest. I pulled the blanket back over my head and closed my eyes.
Dirk's P.O.V
I woke up at around noon this morning and Jake was still asleep. I went downstairs, get some breakfast and went back upstairs after. Jake still wasn't up and it was two-thirty. I sit at the edge of the bed and wait til' Jake woke up.
He finally did at three. He complained of a headache and I told him that was a hangover. I almost flipped my shit when he said that he had never had alcohol before. I jumped off the bed and left. I was heading to the store to get every kind of alcohol I could find. Grabbing all sorts of things, I head home.
Walking through the door I yell up the stairs to Jake. "Jake! Come downstairs!" I set all the things I got on the table in the kitchen and wait for Jake to come down. He steps in the kitchen and looks at the table. "Dirk, what is this?" He says signaling towards the table. I look at him, "Alcohol, we are trying all of it." I say grabbing a bunch of cups and setting them on the table next to the drinks.
I grab a beer bottle and open it. "Here, try this." I say handing it to Jake. I open another one and drink it all. Jake takes a sip and then gulps it down. I grab a bottle of sangria and pored a glass. I hand it to Jake who gulps it down and I finish the bottle off.
After a few hours of doing this. Jake was completely wasted and I was only a little drunk. I had built up a tolerance for alcohol and I don't get drunk that easily. Jake on the other hand, hasn't drank any of it before last night. I wonder if he remembers what happened. If he doesn't it will soon come back to him. "Hey Jake, do you by chance remember anything from last night. He looks over at me and thinks. "I remember Roxy giving me vodka, but I don't remember anything after that." I smirk and almost laugh. "Why what happened?" Jake says raising an eyebrow. "Nothing. You'll remember soon enough." I say grabbing another bottle and gulping it down.
Dave's P.O.V
I wake up in my bed with some unknown warmness cuddling around me. I look down and see a sleeping Karkat on top of me. I shake him slightly, "Karkat wake up. Kitkat, Karkles, come on." I whine trying to wake him up. I then remembered his horns and what they do. I move my hand up slowly and grab hold. Karkat moans in his sleep. I kind of sounded like he was saying my name. I then beging to rub his horn and his eye quickly open. "Dave! What the fuck did I tell you last night!" He says getting off of me and sitting on the edge of the bed. "You wouldn't wake up, so I did that to wake you up.
"You don't do that to wake some one up, you do that when you want to..." He trails off and I raise an eyebrow looking at him.
Karkat looks down and fiddles with his hands. "When you want to what?" I say getting closer to him. He looks over at me, "When you want to have physical contact with a troll, you touch their horns." Karkat blushes deeply and I pull him to a hug. "So I can't play around?"
"I never said that, I just..."
"You just what?"
"Don't touch my horns unless you want me to do something that I can't control."
"And what would that be?"
"Sex Dave, I can't control myself when my horns are being touched." Karkat blushed deeper and got up. He walked out of the room and I followed after him.
Karkat went into the bathroom and locked the door. "Kitkat, open up." I say knocking on the door. "No, fuck you." He yells from the other side. "Kitkat please."
"Stop fucking calling me that, I'm not candy."
"Just open up before I kick down the door." I hear a click and I open the door. Karkat was sitting on the floor with his face in his knees. I sit next to him and lean my head on his shoulder. He looks over at me, "What the fuck are you doing?" He pushes me away. I look over at him. "Trying to comfort you." I say pulling him into a hug. He doesn't push me away but instead hugs me back.
Karkat's P.O.V
Dave pulls away and looks into my eyes. "Why do you always wear shades?" I ask reaching towards them. Dave quickly moves my hand out of the way. "No. Don't touch my shades." I then tackle him, he banged his head on the floor. The impact made his shades fly off and hit the ground next to him. I stand in awe once I saw his beautiful crimson eyes.
Dave pushes me off him and grabs his shades. He leaves the bathroom and heads to his room. I follow after him and knock on the door. "Dave, please open the door."
"No."
"Why not?"
"My eyes, you probably hate me now."
"Why the fuck would I hate you?"
"The color of my eyes are not normal. I'm a demon." Dave wasn't a demon. If anything I was. I've always been an outcast.
I knock on the door harder. "Dave fucking Strider! Open this door or I will knock it down." He opened the door and sat on his bed. I come in front of him and lift his head up. I quickly kiss him. He kisses back and he pulls me ontop of him.
Pulling away, I give him a hug. "Your eyes are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Don't anyone tell you otherwise." I pull away and look at him. I then take off his shades, he allows me too and I look into his eyes. He pulls me onto his lap and kisses all over my neck. Then he begins to bite my neck. I squeal a little and then begin to pur. Dave stops and looks at me. “You’re so cute when you pur.”
“Fuck off.” I stick up my middle finger at him and begin to kiss him.
Dave pulls away, “Are we like a thing now?”
“Do you want to be?”
“Yea.”
“I do too.” I say before kissing him again.
Jake’s P.O.V
Dirk and I both finished the alcohol he bought by two in the morning. “I’m gonna have a hell of a hangover tomorrow, aren’t I?” I look over a Dirk. We were both on the bed cuddling, we were both drunk too. “Ya, good luck with that.” He says before connecting his lips to mine. I bury my face into his chest and I soon fall asleep.
John’s P.O.V
I walk over to the stairs. "Vriska could you come here for a second please." I yell up and go to sit down on the couch. She walks down the stairs and sits in my lap. "Hey do you want to see a NIC Cage movie later?" I ask wrapping my arms around her. "Sure. Which one."
"That's the thing. I don't know which one either."
"How about Ghost Rider?" Vriska looks up at me and smiles. "That's a good one. Okay we'll see that." I say SMILING back and giving her a hug.
I take out my phone and look for places that are selling Nic Cage movies. There was one down the road a little bit. "I'll be back. Gonna go get the movie." I say getting up and grabbing the keys.
Vriska's P.O.V
John leaves and I go back into the bedroom. I get out of my clothes and put on shorts and a long shirt. I walk back downstairs and head into the kitchen. I open the fridge and grab a soda.
Once the drink was finished, I could hear John walking through the door. I walk out of the kitchen and I to the living room. "Hey John." I say sitting on the couch. John goes over to the TV and puts a disc in the DVD player. He comes and sits next to me on the couch. I cuddle up to him and he turns on the TV.
We watch the movie and John had made popcorn. I threw one at him and he caught it in his mouth. I smiled and nuzzled against him.