Eggs And Bacon
~Sans’ pov~
The kid was definitely tell’ in a fibula, but why what are they trying to hide?
Meh imp too lazy for this s’ almost midnight, I better get to sleep
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“SANS’ YOU LAZY BONES GET UP”
Ahh great, Papyrus’ up
“TORIEL’S COMING BACK TODAY, WE CAN ASK HER WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE HUMAN, AND WHY THEY HAVEN'T WOKEN UP YET!”
“Actually they woke up last night, but we should probably make them some breakfast”
“YES BROTHER THAT’S A GREAT IDEA, ILL MAKE THEM MY BREAKFAST SPAGHETTI”
“You must be YOLKING, they need a real breakfast like bacon and eggs”
“SANS!!”
“All right, all right I got it. Well I should help you cook, can’t let the kid get any sicker”
I take out the eggs and bacon and watch as papyrus does the rest, occasionally trying to add more ingredients.
“SANS WE NEED TO PUT GLITTER IN IT, HOW ELSE WILL I IMPRESS THE HUMAN WITH MY COOKING SKILLS! I NEED IT TO SHINE!”
“No Paps it’s fine how it is”
Undyne comes down with Alphys
“Hey what’s that smell?”
“IT’S THE GREAT PAPYRUS’ COOKING”
“WOW, it’s not spaghetti this time, I didn't even know you knew any other type of food existed”
“NYEH HEH HEH HEH”
“W-wow it l-looks g-great!”
“Well of course it does my bro made it”
“YES I MADE IT FOR THE HUMAN”
“Speaking of that we better get the kid, I’d be a cruel YOLK to leave them out of this EGGstraordinary breakfast”
“SANS!!”
“C’mon Paps lets go get the kid”
Papyrus and I go upstairs to get the kid, they’re awake before we even open the door, and by the time we get in they are already half way through the window. Boy do they look spooked, is it because we’re monsters? No they were fine with me yesterday, what’s causing them to do this now?
Shit no time for thinking, I got to stop them were on the second floor, and its cold out if they get too far we might not be able to catch them!
The kid jumps, lands in the snow and runs, I catch them with magic before they can get too far away and bring them back in.
“Hey kid what was that about you scared of something?”
They don’t respond, they’re trying to escape. I close the window, and while still holding them with magic take them downstairs and put them in a seat. Papyrus comes and puts food down in front of the kid.
“NYEH HEH HEH HUMAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE PREPARED YOU AN EXCELLENT MEAL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF”
“Hey bro don’t you mean EGGxcellent meal?”
“SANS!!! DON’T BOTHER THE HUMAN WITH YOUR PUNS!”