Hamilsin Squad

Laflyette sent a message to group chat Ham Spam Wham Bam

Laflyette: Quick what onesie should I wear

Laflyette: Also because I am wearing one it makes them mandatory

Laflyette: Cannot get in without one

Elizard: Can we bring movies over

Herc.Nochilligan: If you don't then we'll be watching Hercules for eight years and I'll go to an early grave

Herc.Nochilligan: Also wear that France one I made you because you look vv cute in it

Prada.Mama: Oh my god that's so unfortunate

irlANGEL: She actually said "lol that's so fucking great forget bringing anything"

Prada.Mama: I never asked to be exposed like this

Peggles: None of us ever do

Peggles: Also open the door

Peggles: Burr and I are here with drinks  

AyAyRon: And by drinks she means the nonalcoholic ones

J. Laur: K I'm coming

SmolHamMan: Why didn't you bring the alcohol? We always do movie nights with alcohol

AyAyRon: Maybe because last time I brought it you ended up in the hospital

SmolHamMan: I still don't see your point

T. Jeffersinn: Laf can I borrow a onesie 

Laflyette: Bring me more liquid eyeliner and dirt on Angelica and you've got yourself a deal

T. Jeffersinn: If that's the case then James and I will be there in 5

irlANGEL: Wtf rude

AyAyRon: I invited Theo and she'll be over in a minute or two

J. Laur: Oh my god I love her she's great

irlANGEL: So do I tbh

AyAyRon added Theo.doe.eyes to the chat

Theo.doe.eyes: Wtf the fuck why am I here

SmolHamMan: Burr she's so eloquent I can see why you're dating her

Theo.doe.eyes: Oh it's that chat you always tell me about

Theo.doe.eyes: In that case hey nerds how ya doin

J. Laur: Theo I'm such a big fan and I love your hair s o much okay thank you

Laflyette: You're makeup is so strong and I loathe you but love you for it you do NOT understand

Laflyette: Be my honorary wife plz

Peggles: No??? She's my wife??? Tf???

Laflyette: Why are you always taking my wives Peggy go find your own

Theo.doe.eyes: If I knew I would be worshiped like this I would've joined much sooner

Theo.doe.eyes: Aaron why didn't you tell me

AyAyRon: Never came up in conversation

AyAyRon: Also are you here yet 

Theo.doe.eyes: Almost and I brought some sugar cookies that I made so shut the hell up and everyone enjoy them

SmolHamMan: GUys we are starting sooon

SmolHamMan: Also hey Theo nice seeing ya

irlANGEL: Maria and I are walking in

Prada.Mama: I brought extra onesies too because I like helping people

irlANGEL: That's a lie I forced her because I knew someone would forget

Elizard: Meanwhile I'm running down the hall in my blue onesie with my name on the pocket and "Schuyler Siblings" on the back

Peggles: I'm wearing my matching yellow one

irlANGEL: Good because I'm wearing my pink one

JemMads: I can't believe you have squad onesies

JemMads: Also Alex do you remember our Federalist onesies we got???

SmolHamMan: You mean the one I'm wearing now???? Yes

SmolHamMan: I can't believe I still fit into it and it's sO SOFT

J. Laur: Alex where's my turtle onesie

SmolHamMan: On Laf's bed

Laflyette: Why is it on my bed

SmolHamMan: Because mine was filled with papers

Herc.Nochilligan: I'm wearing my bear onesie and bringing in the extra blankets 

T. Jeffersinn: I'm here Laf can I have that purple onesie

Laflyette: Already out for you mon ami hurry up and bring me my eyeliner

T. Jeffersin: Done and done

SmolHamMan: Alright who isn't here because I'm ready to get started

Laflyette: Theo isn't 

Theo.doe.eyes: I'm outside your door open the fuck up

Laflyette: Your offering??

Theo.doe.eyes: I bought sugar cookies???

Laflyette: Give me the current lipstick you're wearing and we're even

Theo.doe.eyes: Oh HELL no

Theo.doe.eyes: I'll trade for that pink you wear

Theo.doe.eyes: Other than that nothing

Laflyette: Hmm

Laflyette:  Okay door is open

Herc.Nochilligan: That went better than expected

J. Laur: Laf usually puts up a fight when they want something

Peggles: To be fair they're easily convinced by makeup

Laflyette: True

Laflyette: Alright nOW LET"S WATCH A MOVIVE

T. Jeffersin: T a r z  a n

Peggles: MEET THE ROBINSONS

irlANGEL: ^^^

SmolHamMan: Lol lame

Prada.Mama: Whatever we watch it can't be Twilight

AyAyRon: Agreed jesus that plot is bad

J. Laur: I don't know I like it

JemMads: Yeah the books were great

SmolHamMan: We're breaking up John

T. Jeffersin: Jemmy wtf is your problem

SmolHamMan: Jemmy-

SmolHamMan: SNORR

Theo.doe.eyes: Idk Jemmy's pretty cute

JemMads: Burr your girlfriend is a gift

AyAyRon: I know

irlANGEL: This is about a movie

Elizard: I wanna watch Mulan

Laflyette: Hunchback of Notre Dame !!!!

Laflyette: !!!!!!

J. Laur: I! Wanna! Watch! Finding! Nemo!

SmolHamMan: We always watch that John 

J. Laur: Your point

SmolHamMan: Okay how about this

SmolHamMan: Lion King 1, 2, and 1.5

Peggles: !!! I LIKE THAT IDEA

Herc.Nochilligan: Since when did you get them all???

Laflyette: They were a gift from me

J. Laur: He wouldn't stop watching them whenever I came over for three weeks

J. Laur: Laf I suffered

Laflyette: Soz not soz lol b ye

SmolHamMan: Okay for the LK Trilogy, rt

Peggles: RT

Elizard: rt

Prada.Mama: rt

irlANGEL: rt

JemMads: RT RT

Theo.doe.eyes: RTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRTRT

AyAyRon: rt^100x10000

T. Jeffersinn: Eh why not

T. Jeffersinn: rt

J. Laur: rt I guess as long as we see Nemo

Herc.Nochilligan: RT

Laflyette: Rt but only because I don't have Notre Dame w/ me

SmolHamMan: OK THE POPCORN IS POPPED THERE ARE COOKIES AND HERC MADE A FORT ON THe FLOOR LET's GOO

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J. Laur: Honestly I hope someone shoves a flaming torch up Scars hairy ass

Theo.doe.eyes: Fuck John same

Herc.Nochilligan: Where are the tissues GDI

Peggles: Used em all suck my ass

AyAyRon: Why are you guys sobbing over a cartoon lion

T. Jeffersinn: Stfu Burr I see you wiping tears

SmolHamMan: Own up or catch these hands lil Mann

AyAyRon: I 

AyAyRon: Am three inches taller than you

Prada.Mama: Hakuna your tatas

irlANGEL: It's a wonderful phrase

Elizard: God pay attention to the movie 

Theo.doe.eyes: I hope I'm not the only one singing along

SmolHamMan: You aren't don't worry

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Laflyette: Get off your phones or order pizaa jfc

JemMads: Okay what kind

J. Laur: Pepperoni, sausage, pineapple

JemMads: Got it

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J. Laur: The pizzas here someone go get em

Herc.Nochilligan: Aw but it's the best part of the movie tf

J. Laur: You're making out with Laf how are you paying attention

Herc.Nochilligan: Practice

SmolHamMan: John can't go I'm in his lap

SmolHamMan: Aaron?

AyAyRon: Occupied

Elizard: Same

irlANGEL: But you're single???

Peggles: Did you forget that I, the best cuddler of us Schuyler household, am here?

irlANGEL: Shit you right

Prada.Mama: Can someone PLEASE go get the pizza I'm starving

SmolHamMan: Angie's right there tho

Prada.Mama: Had her for lunch

Prada.Mama: I'm pretty sure you can relate with John over there

irlANGEL: I-

J. Laur: I was nEVER apart of this tfff

Peggles: Maria platonically marry me plz

Laflyette: @Theo ^^^

JemMads: You guys are useless 

JemMads: I already got the pizza 

Theo.doe.eyes: James is the best

T. Jeffersinn: I know he is

T. Jeffersinn: Alex don't tackle my fucking boyfriend just to get to the pizza

SmolHamMan: I wasn't 

Elizard: What he means is not anymore

SmolHamMan: I

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Prada.Mama: Did anyone remember that we start classes again tomorrow

Prada.Mama: Because I sure as hell didn't

Elizard: sHIT

Laflyette: It's okay you can all camp out here

Theo.doe.eyes: Laf- a deity among humans

Theo.doe.eyes: And yes I'll platonically marry you 

Laflyette: !!!!YESSS!!!!!

SmolHamMan: Jesus go to sleep

T. Jeffersinn: Can't tell me what to do 

irlANGEL: Commas, they're important

J. Laur: SOME OF US HAVE 8AM CLASSES

Herc.Nochilligan: That's you're problem

Laflyette: You have 8 am classes too Herc

Herc.Nochilligan: YeAH EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP, GOD

SmolHamMan: Can I sleep in my own bed

irlANGEL: We are a cuddle pile

irlANGEL: You cannot fucking leave it

Prada.Mama: She right

SmolHamMan: Ugh fine

J. Laur: Night y'all