Mistakes
SmolHamMan sent a message to group chat Hamilbros and Hoes
SmolHamMan: Guys
SmolHamMan: Wake up it's important
SmolHamMan: Like super important so get off your lazy asses and aNSWER ME
J.Laur: Alex it is 5 in the morning
J.Laur: Most of us are sleeping
SmolHamMan: My information is more important than your rest
irlANGEL: You say that about everything
SmolHamMan: Lies
irlANGEL: Last time you woke us up before 9 it was to send us pictures of your shaved legs
SmolHamMan: For the record they were really smooth
J.Laur: True
Herc Nochilligan: Oh my fucking god what is this
Herc Nochilligan: Why are y'all awake
SmolHamMan: Hercules my man
SmolHamMan: Question when is Laf supposed to get home?
Herc Nochilligan: Not until a week from today
SmolHamMan: Are you sure?
Herc Nochilligan: Um yes????
Herc Nochilligan: I'm pretty sure I know when my lover will be getting home since I miss them like shit
SmolHamMan: Then
SmolHamMan: How do you explain
SmolHamMan: THIS
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Elizard: Oh my god that's so cute
SmolHamMan: Hello wife how are you
Elizard: Mad at you but not as mad since you sent this cute picture of Laf
J.Laur: Alex what is this
J.Laur: I thought I was your wife
SmolHamMan: No John
SmolHamMan: Being my wife is an honorary thing
SmolHamMan: I don't even have a nickname for you
J.Laur: All this betrayal
SmolHamMan: Shush I'll think of something <3333
J.Laur: <3333
Herc Nochilligan: First of all ew
Herc Nochilligan: Second
Herc Nochilligan: Guys I don't think that's Laf
SmolHamMan: Herc you're being ridiculous this looks exactly like them
J.Laur: I can't confirm since I'm in Virginia til tomorrow but that does look like Laf
J.Laur: Maybe you're just delusional
Herc Nochilligan: I know what my baby looks like and that is NOT my baby
irlANGEL: I'm pretty sure Herc knows what he's saying
irlANGEL: He spends nearly every minute of his life complimenting Laf on their appearance (which I'm really jealous of tbh)
Peggles: Same Angie
Elizard: Hello Schuyler siblings
Peggles: Morning sis
irlANGEL: Morning Eliza
irlANGEL: Hey you two are we still on for our day out or no?
Elizard: Of course
Peggles: Only if you give me a ride I'm not catching another Uber
irlANGEL: Sweet Pegs be ready around like 12 then
SmolHamMan: Stop rubbing your family in my face it's disgusting
Peggles: #srrynotsrry
SmolHamMan: Anyway
SmolHamMan: Herc I just checked the ears and this is so Lafayette
SmolHamMan: The diamond studs match
Herc Nochilligan: Alex I'm telling you that's not Lafayette
Laflyette: Hercules is right that is not me
Laflyette: I just got finished with my family
Laflyette: Good morning friends
Peggles: Woah shIT
Peggles: PLOT TWIST
SmolHamMan: Then who the fuck is this
SmolHamMan: Brb investigating
Elizard: Oh jeez
irlANGEL: ^^^^
Peggles: Don't die you still owe me $20
J.Laur: Why did you lend him money?
Peggles: Because I was trying to fill my nice quota last week and he was just there
Laflyette: Honestly Alex is always just there
Herc Nochilligan: True tho
irlANGEL: I worry about him way more than I should tbh
Elizard: So do I
SmolHamMan: So
SmolHamMan: That wasn't Lafayette
Laflyette: Yes Alexander that has been established
SmolHamMan: No but guys
SmolHamMan: It was Jefferson
Herc Nochilligan: Lies
J.Laur: Pics or it didn't happen
irlANGEL: ^^^
Peggles: ^^^
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SmolHamMan: WHATTHEFuCK.png
SmolHamMan: sent a video
J.Laur: Oh my god
Herc Nochilligan: aLEX PLEASE
Herc Nochilligan: FIND SOME C H I L L
Peggles: Rip Jefferson
Peggles: Cause of death-Alexander's tiny feet
Laflyette: Alexander oH MY GOD
Elizard: Jesus Alex is he okay?
irlANGEL: ALEX WHY DID YOU JUMP ON HIM
SmolHamMan: Self Defense 101
Laflyette: That was not "Self Defense 101" that was mURD ER
Laflyette: Guys Thomas is texting me
Laflyette: He's telling me to add him in because he knows about this chat already and he knows I'm up
Laflyette: Should I do it
SmolHamMan: Ew no
SmolHamMan: I don't need him polluting my screen
Elizard: Alexander we're adding him and you're going to apologize
SmolHamMan: WHAT WHY
J.Laur: You did kind of attack him while he was unconcious
J.Laur: Typing "I'm sorry" is the least you can do
SmolHamMan: BETRAYED BY MY BOYFRIEND
SmolHamMan: BETRAYED BY MY WIFE
SmolHamMan: GUYS HELP ME OUT
Herc Nochilligan: ....
irlANGEL: ....
Peggles: ....
SmolHamMan: Remind me to never do a favor for any of you again
SmolHamMan: Never knew you were all so fake smh
Laflyette added T. Jeffersinn to the chat
T. Jeffersinn: Well hello everyone
SmolHamMan left the chat
T. Jeffersinn: Rude
J.Laur added SmolHamMan to the chat
Elizard: Alex apologize
SmolHamMan: Eliza it literally pains me to even think his name
SmolHamMan: I can't apologize to him that's too far
J.Laur: There'll be a surprise for when I come home tomorrow if you do
SmolHamMan: Thomas, I am dearly sorry for assaulting you in such a manner. It was unjust of me to catch you off guard while unconscious despite the fact that you were an unwanted intruder in my own home. Please forgive me for my childish behavior.
T. Jeffersinn: That was the most positive thing that he's ever said to me
T. Jeffersinn: Tempted by sex
T. Jeffersinn: That's amusing
Laflyette: That was the fastest I have ever seen a response
Laflyette: Laurens mon ami you have a true gift
J. Laur: It's a talent
Herc Nochilligan: Jesus Alex lower your lust
irlANGEL: I'm not even surprised
Peggles: Same
SmolHamMan: Unfriended, blocked, reported
SmolHamMan: All of you
Elizard: At least he apologized you guys give him credit
SmolHamMan: Thank you 'Liza
T. Jeffersinn: Wait there's someone else who needs to see this
T. Jeffersinn added JemMads to the chat
T. Jeffersinn: Madison
T. Jeffersinn: You've got to see this
T. Jeffersinn: I know you're up I can here the tv in the other room
JemMads: What is it now Thomas
T. Jeffersinn: Read everything above and tell me Hamilton isn't pathetic
SmolHamMan: I take back every nice thing I have ever said to you
SmolHamMan: I hope you get attacked by a pack of rabid wolves
JemMads: For the record, Alex is no better than you Thomas
Peggles: Wait what
Herc Nochilligan: Yoooooo
J. Laur: Brb wheezing
Elizard: Oh my god
T. Jeffersinn: I'm appalled that you would ever compare me to him
JemMads: Really
JemMads: Remember last night
irlANGEL: James has those reciepts
Laflyette: I believe it is story time, non?
T. Jeffersinn: Please don't
SmolHamMan: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
SmolHamMan: Ew wait nvm I don't wanna know
T. Jeffersinn: Hamilton shut up
JemMads: So last night I asked Thomas to go run an errand for me since I was trying to get some work done for Washington's class
JemMads: I needed him to go pick up the takeout that we ordered
JemMads: And of course he complained, giving me excuses like he wasn't presentable or he was in the middle of a shower
JemMads: Which was a lie since Thomas you ALWAYS are dressed to the nines and you took like two showers last night
JemMads: So eventually I told him that I'd surprise him with something special if he did
JemMads: I have never seen Thomas leave the house so fast
JemMads: And he wasn't even fully dressed it was funny watching him run out with his robe billowing behind him and his face mask on
JemMads: Long story short Thomas, don't be a hypocrite
Laflyette: SHit
SmolHamMan: FUCKING DRAGGED
J. Laur: D e a d
T. Jeffersinn: Why do I even talk to any of you
irlANGEL: I ask myself that question every single day
Elizard: Honestly same
SmolHamMan: This just in the Schuylers are fake
SmolHamMan: Except for Peggy they're cool
Peggles: Hell yeah
JemMads: If that's it then Thomas and I are gonna sleep
T. Jeffersinn: Oh thank god
SmolHamMan: Aw but it's only 6
T. Jeffersinn: In the morning
SmolHamMan: Your point?
J. Laur: Babe he's right
J. Laur: I need sleep for my flight tomorrow
SmolHamMan: Okay love goodnight <3333
J. Laur: <3333
Laflyette: Ew
Herc Nochilligan: ^^^
Laflyette: Herc dear go to sleep
Laflyette: Wait no I'll skype you before you do
Herc Nochilligan: Bye guys something came up and their name is Lafayette
Herc Nochilligan: I'm coming bby
irlANGEL: Good choice
irlANGEL: Night everyone
Peggles: Nite
Elizard: Good night
SmolHamMan: God fine go to sleep see if I care
SmolHamMan: ....
SmolHamMan: Okay I'm lonely please come back
J. Laur: Go to sleep now and I promise you'll get your surprise right when I walk in tomorrow
J. Laur: ;)
SmolHamMan: Good night everybody and sleep well