Sailorstuck! Collision Of Fates

Homestuck
F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
G
Sailorstuck! Collision Of Fates
Characters
Vriska Serket, Terezi Pyrope, Dirk Strider, Tavros Nitram, Gamzee Makara, Sollux Captor, Karkat Vantas, Jade Harley, Nepeta Leijon, Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas, Eridan Ampora, Dave Strider, Feferi Peixes, Equius Zahhak, Aradia Megido, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, John Egbert, Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes, The Condesce, John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope, Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope & Vriska Serket, Nepeta Leijon & Equius Zahhak, Sollux Captor & Aradia Megido, John Egbert/Tavros Nitram, Nanna Egbert | Beta Jane Crocker
Tags
Other Additional Tags to Be Added Alternate Universe Interspecies Relationship(s) Cohabitation Alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions SailorStuck Literally Sailor Moon AU With Homestuck Characters Me Trying To Cram As Mush Shit As Possible Into A Thing Almost Everybody Wears A Skirt Tuxedo Shades FTW Magical Neko Boy John Magical Inu Girl Jade Human And Trolls Coexist Other Additional Relationships to Be Added Maybe Illustrations DON'T FORGET TO CHECK FOR ART
Summary
This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible. *THANK YOU GUYS!! PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE*
Note
In Which An Author Shamelessly Self-Inserts Themself Into An AU Storyline, As Well As Ruining The Lives Of Countless Others--Of Whom They Will Be Forcing To Dance Across The Stage For Either The Reader's Enjoyment Or The Reader's Fascinated HorrorPlease, Enjoy Yourself~!
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Prelude To The World

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Star System:: Sol

Native Advancement:: Stage 4

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Type:: Water Planet//Earth

Dominant Inhabitant:: Human

 

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> Nearly the entire majority of planet is hydrated. Atmosphere breathable. Surface breathable. Solar source does not burn; evidence of large amount of time spent on surface. 7 main land masses, unnoticeable shifting of top planet layer. Perhaps current geographical formation subject to change?

 

> Main advancing sapient species is/are human. Biology seems to be mammalian in origin. No known natural physical capabilities. Large community-based social structure. No unity under a single leader. No unified common language; multiple human subcultures, varying and dependent on although not limited to regional locations, giving reason to no known common tongue. Can become violent depending on many factors, such as opposing threat or stress levels, i.e. Her Imperious Condescension at the time contact was made. Can be adaptable.

 

> Varying climate levels across planet, including land mass and ocean mass.

 

> Livable and suitable to plant Matriorb. Trial Colony will be implemented first.

 

> Negotiations currently underway with the human's leader council. Procedural objective: Come to agreeable terms. Laughsassins on standby.

 

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>Earth's council embraces intergalactic treaty offered by Her Imperial Condescension.

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