Bad Luck and Bad Bones

Undertale (Video Game)
F/F
F/M
M/M
G
Bad Luck and Bad Bones
Summary
You lived a nice life in the city calm and collected, until a bag of walking sex and bones entered your life and decided to fuck both you and your life up. Slowly becoming friends and maybe even more than that you decided to stick it out for the heck of it not knowing what your getting into.
Note
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Day Two Somehow even worse

That night only one of you got any decent sleep, sans was very persistent on getting you to sleep with him, and by persistent you meant he carried you up the stairs and kept you in a death grip until he fell asleep. Maybe he feels comfortable pressing bone against skin, but the feeling wasn't mutual.

 

You woke up sore, like really sore your hips ached so did your tits. Which only happened when your period was about to start, which also didn't make any sense because it was last week. Well for now you should focus on prying the very clingy skeleton off of you. He had both his arms wrapped around you, with his head on top of yours snoring and purring.

 

“sans, fuck dude how many times am I going to have to do this”

 

“nnnmmm”

 

“sans? come on if you get up now I'll make breakfast”

 

“hungry?”

 

“yeah, sure if it will get me out of this bed faster I'm starving”

 

He sighed moving his head to press his forehead against yours, his grip loosening enough for you to wiggle out and sit on the edge of the large bed.

 

“ya’know your real clingy when you sleep”

 

He rolled over so that he was now on his back.

 

“can't help it, you're way too soft to quit”

 

“I'll take that as a complement, what do you want to eat?”

 

“i don't care, something meaty”

 

“like bacon?”

 

“we have steak”

 

“you want me to cook a steak at eight-thirty in the morning?”

 

“.....please”

 

He wrapped his arms around your waist squeezing hard enough to make you squeak.

 

“EEK”

 

“.....that was adorable, can you do it again”

 

“fuck off sans my body's sore”

 

“oh….where?”

 

“my chest and hips, why”

 

That's when he started laughing, chuckling like a madman. Pulling you into his lap as he sat Indian style, running his teeth up and down your neck.

 

“ you know what that means right?”

 

“that you'll let me go and I can finally make breakfast?”

 

“no, what it means is that your body has taken in enough of my pheromones, to start breeding”

 

“WHAT?!”

 

You turned to face him panic clearly shown on your face, along with a clear beat red blush.

 

“bre-breeding that's like fucking until you get pr-pregnant right?”

 

“yep, fucking you senseless over and over and over, until your stomach swells and your glowing with magic”

 

Sharp the only word to describe his hands, well more like claws now, well whatever they were, made slow and teasing touches all the way up your back. He kept that stupid grin plastered on his face, practicality showcasing his newly grown fangs. God they looked like they could shred through your body in an instant, and with how much sans likes to bite it just might happen.

 

“Sans can humans and monsters even have children?”

 

“no… but it's going to be a hell of a lot of fun trying”

 

“...sans….”

 

“ aww what's the matter kitten big bad monster got your tongue”

 

Before you could respond he slammed his tongue into your mouth, and when you tried to pull away he grabbed your hair forcing his tongue even deeper. You couldn't take anymore whether it was the lack of oxygen or the way he sucked on your tongue, it turned your brain into jelly. It was sloppy but intoxicating, catching the smell of dust and books along with an unusual but familiar musk. He released you but not before nipping at your lip, pulling away far enough to see how wanton and flushed you looked.

 

“wow”

 

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She looked fucking wrecked, panting and practically dripping for his cock. She made it hard not to just mount her and spend the rest of today with her on his dick, just one more day, then he could take what was his. He loved looking at her, especially like this, tits swollen, nipples hard, pussy flooding with juices he'd love to taste over and over.

A harsh growl ran through his bones loud enough for her to catch and look away, him not having it forced her to look at him

 

“NO...I want to see how riled up I can get you before your begging for me”

 

She let out little whimpers and gasp that drove him wild, his instincts invading his mind somewhat losing himself in the blissful moment. As a newly formed tail found it's way to his mates legs, wrapping the bony appendage along her supple legs tightly.

 

*no I can do this I can wait*

 

It took all his willpower but he managed to pry his tail off, and calm down his easily  fluctuating libido. Closing his eyes to take a deep breath, only to be greeted with a very feral look from his mate upon opening them.

 

“kitten?”

 

Plain to say she looked pissed, if It wasn't for the fact he had a hold on her she might of snapped off a rib.

 

“Sans I can't take anymore teasing, are we-are we ever going to fuck cause I don't think I can last much longer”

 

“heh I can tell, but I promise you”

 

He caressed her face trying to calm her down, making it as innocent as possible as not to anger her further.

 

“just wait one more day and you can have my cock all you want”

 

“agh why do we have to wait, I know you and your not the very patient type”

 

“trust me it'll come together soon...And so will we”

 

It took you a moment but you got the joke,  you rested against sans body letting out a sigh, succumbing to his will once again. I mean yeah you could masturbate but something told you it wouldn't be any good, that taking a cold shower would work out better.

“fine… I guess I can wait a day”

 

He laid a delicate kiss to her head, unraveling his arms from her as she stretched and flexed her limbs. He loved the way her skin and muscle would twist and bend, making it even harder for his little friend to go down.

 

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One very cold shower later you were in the kitchen finally making breakfast, something told you the normal amount of eggs and bacon wasn't going to be enough to feed sans, so you tripled it using an entire carton of eggs in the process. The bacon crisping nicely in the oven when an even better smell hit you, the same scent you had smelled earlier when you were in bed. Following the scent into the living room to see a bony tail waving away on the couch, attached to it a sleeping skeleton who finally found his way down stairs. He reminded you of a really big cat, with the purring the obvious crave for attention and the incredibly flexible tail he practically was.

 

“you know you're kinda exhausting right?”

 

You made your way over to lean on the end of the couch, waiting for him to say something, instead he answered by wrapping his tail around your arm and squeezing, yep you have your own giant pet cat.

 

“foods almost ready, do you want to eat in here?”

 

Another squeeze, to lazy to even talk sheesh.

 

“i'll take that as a yes”

 

You peeled his tail off your arm giving the tip of it a kiss before leaving, earning a long purr in return.

 

Content and full you both lie on the couch, yawning and giggling at the stupid sounds you'd both make. The sound of your phone pulling you both out of your relaxed state, as much as you didn't want to walk all the way to the kitchen to answer it, you had a feeling it was papyrus calling you back.

 

“ugh that's gotta be Papyrus, give me a sec”

 

You found your phone, looking at the caller ID the words “Ebott Mental Hospital” flashing repeatedly across the screen. You didn't know anyone there, at least you didn't think you did but for the sake of curiosity you answered anyways.

 

“hello?”

 

: “hello may I be speaking to a Ms. ___”

 

“yes?”

 

: “we would like to inform you that one of our patient's have made a request for you to visit our facilities, for the therapeutic confrontation session of a Mr. Jefferd David would you..”

 

“wait what? David's where?”

 

: “ were you not aware that Mr. Jefferds was…”

 

CRUNCH

 

Your phone reduced to nothing but electronic rubble and wires falls from your hand, and in a baffled daze you looked up to see sans hunched over the door frame face scrunched into a snarl.

 

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, do you know how much that phone cost, who just walks into a room and starts magically crushing phones for NO REASON”

 

“you were talking to him, you were going to go see david you always do. I…”

 

“SANS how do you know I was going to see him, what does it matter to you anyways. I haven't spoken to him since…. since... wait….. when was the last time I spoke to him….”

 

“that's not the point ___, the point is that your mine and I won't share you with anyone else”

 

You weren't paying attention to him, to pissed to care and way to deep into thought to notice. When was the last time you spoke to David, why can't you remember, it wasn't that long ago was it? Wait why did you stop talking to him, it was blurry you remember a party and sans maybe.

 

“___  are you listening”



“sans….?”

 

Silence his eye lights roamed your face like he was also looking for answers, remembering was getting painful like trying to find something that you know isn't there.

 

“did you do something to david?”

 

He started sweating his tail sinking onto the floor as his facial features fell, a wave of panic that wasn't yours washed over your body filling you with guilt. This feeling was awful, you had to remind yourself it wasn't your emotions but It didn't work.

 

“did….did you do something to...me?”

 

Silence it was eating you out from the inside, the suspense was killing you why wasn't he talking, what did he do that was so bad that he couldn't tell you.

 

“ ….mine….”

 

“what?”

 

He took two steps towards you, backing you against the wall. His large hands slamming against it, drops of paint and drywall falling onto the floor. He hovered over you huffing and growling, his eyes unfocused as you said nothing. One part of you wanted answers, the other wanted to comfort him, tell him that it was okay to tell you anything, that you just wanted to know what was going on. Your thoughts interrupted by the another wave of emotion coming from sans.

 

“ YOU ARE MINE WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT”

 

“I DON'T BELONG TO ANYONE SANS”

 

“WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO JUST STAY WITH ME, THIS WON'T BE LIKE ALL THE OTHER ONES I WON'T I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE”

 

“Sans what are you talking about your scaring me”

 

“I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry”

 

He wasn't talking to you he wasn't even looking at you, his gaze was unfocused he was sweating more than usual. He was going to do something bad, your body told you to flee but you couldn't move. You started to feel sleepy again small lights of blue filled your vision.

 

_

 

“gaster...I need your help”

You collapsed falling on the skeleton who was willing and happy to have you in his arms, he held you there rocking you back and forth against him. Waiting for the wisp like anomaly to appear, he sat in silence whispering sweet nothings to you as you slept in ignorance.

"oh do you now?"






























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