The Day Shit Happens
Sans POV
Well shit, what was I supposed to do now. Sleeping beauty was out cold, and paps wasn't home yet plus he wasn't answering phone. Right before I was about to call him again he bust through the door, almost denting it...again. And from the looks of it he looked like he had robbed a woman's clothing shop, he was carrying a lot of outfits that i hoped weren't for him.
“BROTHER I HAVE A WONDERFUL IDEA”
“if it's to reorganize your closet, I don't think these colors suit you bro”
“NO SILLY BONES, THESE ARE FOR ___ SHE'LL HAVE TO CHANGE WHEN SHE GETS UP”
“how do you know these will fit her”?
I picked up a skimpy looking tight dress, that looked like it would barely cover that fine ass of hers, dropping it immediately. Pap put all the clothes he bought her on the couch striking his signature pose *man my brother is so cool*.
“BECAUSE LIKE THE GREAT FRIEND I AM I PAID ATTENTION WHILE HER AND UNDYNE SHOPPED, I KNOW ALL OF HER THREE SIZES ‘whatever those are’ GO AHEAD ASK ME”
As much as I want to know I'd much rather find out for myself, blushing a little he helped pick up the clothes his brother dropped.
“so what's this magnificent idea of yours pap”
“OH RIGHT WELL ME, FRISK AND ALPHYS THINK THAT FOR THE TIME BEING ___ SHOULD STAY HERE, SINCE HER APARTMENT IS NOT IN LIVABLE CONDITIONS.
I don't think she'd want to stay here, mostly because of me but how was he supposed to tell pap that.
“ I mean, don't hold your breath pap she might not want to stay here”
He shrugged, not wanting to give his bro’s hopes up. But he's seen how much she hates being taken care of, hell she wouldn't let anyone even pay for her meal without putting up a fight. Strong willed, powerful and full of fight, how they became friends he had no idea.
“OH NONSENSE I AM GREAT AT USING THE POWER OF PERSUASION”
He let out a small laugh, somewhat hopeful that she would somewhat stay.
“ya know what I hope she does, but for now let's sleep I'm tired”
“BROTHER YOU ARE ALWAYS TIRED”
“yeah guess you could say my…”
“DON'T YOU DARE”
“energy is bone dry”
“ARGH GOODNIGHT SANS”
Pap stormed upstairs in an angry huff, if there was one thing he loved to do, it was to tell his bro some puns *he knew pap loved them*. And since it was about 2 in the morning he better be heading to bed, or he wouldn’t wake up till about noon and Papyrus hated that.
“heh gotta love’em”
That night Sans couldn't sleep, he could feel your soul thumping about in the room right next to his. It wasn't making any sounds or anything, but just the feeling of it being near him was enough to keep him awake. He might regret this but he got up anyways, silently sneaking into yours just so he could feel your soul a little bit better. And before he knew it he was sitting right next to your bed drifting off, to the soft drum like sound.
“mmh shit”
He actually slept in here, good thing she didn't wake up yet or he would have a hard time explaining this. She's a really deep sleeper apparently, which for him was good. He let his mind wander for a bit, and throughout all his thoughts the one that stood out the most…
*touch her, take her. Own her*
And as much as he wanted to hear her moan and whimper under him, he could take one look at her soul and see she was in a very bad state, so he promised himself not to lay a finger on her until she was in good spirits. But if she left he wouldn't get to see her smile, or her laugh, or hear her soul in his sleep, he knew it seemed selfish but goddamn it he just couldn't let her go. Maybe if he'd stop being such a jackass every time they talked she wouldn't hate him as much….maybe he should do something nice for her.
“yeah”
And with that he went to go find Papyrus, the next couple of hours were filled with Sans sneaking in and out of ___’s apartment, finding semi-burnt stuff and taking it to their place. At least she’d like to have a few of her items, even if they were a little messed up. He heard from some of her neighbours that some old lady saw one of Muffets spiders in her living room and thought it would be smart to throw a lit candle at it and run. It was just a spider, and from the sound of it everyone was used to seeing them they practically lived there cleaning, keeping other bugs away, and helping fix things *don't know how but yeah*. Distracted by his own thoughts he had dropped the books he was carrying.
“SANS BE CAREFUL, ___ WOULD NOT LIKE IT WE BRUISED HER STUFF ANY MORE THAN WHAT THEY ARE”
“heh sorry bro, but to patella the truth it was really heavy”
“UGH IF YOU HAVE TIME FOR PUNS THEN YOU HAVE TIME TO CARRY MORE STUFF IN”
“you got it bro ”
And then he saw her, she was always cute but compared to when she just wakes up, nothing can beat that her hair messy and frizzy, her eyes only half open, the air of sleep still surrounding her *weird yeah but he loved it*.
OH ___, DID WE WAKE YOU”
“ morn’in doll”
“OH hey guys… no you didn't wake me… but what are you doing”?
“WELL WE THOUGHT SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO START LIVING HERE, YOU WOULD LIKE SOME OF YOUR STUFF”.
Dammit pap.
“ uuhh pap you ruined the surprise”
“OH PHOOWIE”
“what, wait like live here like here, here in this miniature mansion, there's no way I could do that”
Oh no no no, she was not going to back out of this one, it was already pretty much decided that she was.
“yes you can, and you will”
But as always one of us was always stubborn, and this time it was both. Knowing this would be tiring he sat down.
“hmhp while the offer is nice I'll have to decline, I can find a place of my own”
So he decided instead of forcing using facts would be a better tactic, in persuading her to stay.
“in under twenty-four hours, good luck just room with us we have plenty of space you can use, and also it’s not a request”
“ I said no, Sans”
“and I said yes”
He could tell she was going to break, feeling that he had already won that was until this unsettling smile grew on her face making him a tad nervous.
“heh you don't control me”
Then she left walked out the room knowing just how pissed he would be that, for some reason he had lost. Oh how he’d like to fuck all that disobedience out of her, to punish her for even thinking about saying those words to him. His magic swirled angrily around for awhile, luckily paps had went to grab more things, wouldn't want him to see him like this *OH he couldn't wait until she was his*.
After awhile he decided staying in the house wasn't the best idea, and told ___ he was going outside. If she was going to hate him so be it, probably deserved it anyhow. The new plan was to try to stay away, until his instincts calmed down because whenever she was near they'd go nuts. And well let's just say his plan didn't work, cause as soon as he left you came out as well.
“hey Sans, c-can we talk"?
He took a swig of ketchup, and sighed.
“sure, doll about what”?
“Well about...us well about you”
That's when he almost choked he knew he would need more ketchup for this, being sober would probably make whatever's coming even worse.
“ yay my favorite subject”
He said sarcastically, she went quiet for a long time looked like she couldn't think of anything.
“ok how about this”
He got up a little too fast wobbling *too much ketchup*, he went to the kitchen and grabbed some beers and a stronger ketchup. It would be easier to talk if they were both drunk right? Yeah probably. When he got back out she was sitting, the sun shining perfectly on her hair making her look even more beautiful than ever… he's going to need a lot more ketchup. He handed her the beer, and she took it reluctantly not sure of it.
“I need something to open this with”
She smiled raising her eyebrow, there was that brilliant smile.
“here let me have it”
He took the bottle and opened his mouth, if he used his canines he could open it easily the only problem was the horrible metallic taste. When he handed her back the beer she gave him this amazed look, before taking a long swig after.
“not gonna lie, that was really cool”
“I always love to show you something brew”
“oh man that was bad, but don't think you can get out this situation with bad puns”
“come’on didn't you know that alcohol is technically a solution”
He gave a wink, and she laughed downing her drink even further.
“ok wise guy time to talk…. are you ok”
“shouldn't I be asking you that question”
He gave her an empathetic look trying to get the topic away from himself, luckily it worked.
“yeah I'll bounce back in no time, believe it or not it's happen to me before and at least this time I got some of my stuff back”
She flashed me a smile ME, to say the least I was a bit happy and by the look at her soul she was actually...happy too.