Bad Luck and Bad Bones

Undertale (Video Game)
F/F
F/M
M/M
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Bad Luck and Bad Bones
Summary
You lived a nice life in the city calm and collected, until a bag of walking sex and bones entered your life and decided to fuck both you and your life up. Slowly becoming friends and maybe even more than that you decided to stick it out for the heck of it not knowing what your getting into.
Note
ummm.... welcome, call me glitch. I'm not perfect especially when it comes to editing but I make up for it in Sinning I'm good at that, give me advice or even just tell me a joke I don't care but thanks for checking bye*glitch*
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The Day of New Lessons

 


“....What type of deal”

 

*whatever it is it already sounded sketchy*

 

“oh don't worry doll i think this will benefit both of us”.

 

If there was one thing you knew about sans, it was that he was good at getting what he wants *you once watched him trick an officer into giving him his gun just for kicks*. And well right now he wanted you, so you needed to be on high alert.

 

“ok I'm listening”

 

“ listen closely I don't like repeating myself ok doll..”

 

“ can you stop calling me doll”

 

“DON'T interrupt me, EVER

 

His voice silencing any other words you might say, without even trying he's already got you wrapped around his pinky. He stood up somehow towering over you even though he was almost your height.

 

as I was saying, if you agree to be mine I'll let you stay over with me and Paps, not too bad right you can even have your own room”.

 

Why in the burning pits of hell, would anyone want to do that. Especially after what he just said to you, he has to to have some sort of messed up brain to even think that you would agree to that.

 

now why on earth would I do that, when I have a perfectly good apartment”

 

He shrugged his shoulders, why would he offer something you didn't need.

 

“I'm just say’in, if you ever need it you never know”.

 

“hmhp well thanks for the offer *I'd rather sleep in the road* so courteous you”

 

You said smugly making sure he heard the sarcasm in your voice, and since you were done listening to...whatever this conversation could be called you left, feeling even worse than when you arrived.

 

“whatever doll I'm not sweat’in the view from here”

 

Now you knew what his deal was, he was just an asshole with the brain of a horny fratboy great. You never thought of Sans as someone who could be like that, but maybe you didn't know him enough *and now you just don't want to*.

 

“____ I THINK IT IS TIME FOR US TO BE LEAVING”

 

For once Papyrus looked nervous or scared, since skeletons don't have facial muscles you couldn't tell.

 

“umm sure Paps what's the matter”?

 

“WELL I THINK UNDYNE HAS HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO DRINK”

 

He pointed his thumb to a flustered Alphys and Frisk, trying to calm down a drunken Undyne while also trying to get her off the rink. While funny to watch it always pained you to see Papyrus anything but happy *you were a sucker for cute faces*.

 

“yeah I'll drive the van if you can get her in think you can handle that”

 

“OF COURSE IT IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS TO WHOM YOU ARE TALKING TO”

 

And he was off managing pick both her Frisk and Alphys up while in roller skates. You stood there hands on your hips, astounded by his strength.

 

“impressive”

 

And before you could go tell Sans we were leaving you felt a cold hand fondle your ass. You turned around ready to knock the daylights out of whoever had the balls to… it was Sans and his cocky grin.

 

“hmm softer than I expected”

 

As he walked out the door to the van, *he has to pay*, when everyone else was ready to leave you saw Sans in his signature relaxed pose drinking a drink leaning against the car. Oh how revenge was sweet, so you took out the car keys and pressed the car alarm. The reaction you got out of him was worth almost laughing to death and dying right on the spot. He shot soda right out of his nostrils *don't know how* and all over himself, making everyone laugh .

 

“ha ha real funny doll”

 

You gave him your best sarcastic sad voice.

 

“aww and here I thought you liked pranks sans”

 

“YES BROTHER YOU HAVE BEEN FULLY AND UTTERLY PRANKED BY ___”

 

“y-yeah even frisk said it w-was a good one heh”

 

When you looked in the rear view mirror, you saw frisk giving you a thumbs up, and Sans mumbling to himself *you mentally high fived yourself”.

 

“yo that's great an all but can we stop at the skelebros house I don't think I can make it”

 

Undyne grabbed her stomach, trying to hold back a heave.

 

“I SUGGEST YOU STEP ON IT, TORIEL WON'T BE HAPPY IF ONE OF US PUKES IN HER CAR… AGAIN”.

 

“again?...Got it”

 

So you speed up and tried to avoid any stop lights, making it just close enough for Undyne to puke in Papyrus’s daisies. You parked the van and everyone went inside, Papyrus laid her down on the couch while Alphys sat besides her.

 

“sorry guys shouldn't have ‘hic’ drank so much”

 

“OH JUST TRY NOT TO DO IT AGAIN, NOW I'LL TRY TO MAKE YOU A MEAL TO HELP YOU FEEL BETTER”

 

Frisk signed that they also wanted to help, jumping onto Papyrus, as they left to the kitchen.

 

okay me and ___ will go upstairs to see if we can find some monster medicine in the cabinets”

 

What, why did he need you to go with him, from what he said today being alone with Sans probably not a good idea.

 

just in case I can't reach some’tin”

 

His smile said otherwise, right when you were about to protest Undyne let out a sickening groan that made you stomach curl right before she vomited into the bucket near her.

 

“fine… lead the way bone-for-brains”

 

hah you got it”

 

And with that he lead you to the bathroom upstairs, you being careful of every move he makes. When you got their you made sure he went in first standing closer to the door.

 

“right there in the top shelf see, in the purple label”

 

When you tried to grab it your hand was caught, the grip on it hard. The door slamming and locking without him even touching it, you were turned around so that your butt was on the counter. With Sans in the middle of your legs so you couldn't close them, and with him holding both your hands against the counter so you couldn't push him off.

 

“S-sans what are you doing… let me go you overgrown...”

 

hush you weren't told to speak”

 

The  usual butterflies in your stomach now replaced by hornets, as his face came closer. And to make matters worse your blush had traveled to your ears, as Sans ran his face on your body taking in deep breaths*weird*.

 

how is it that you always smell so... delicious hmm intoxicating

 

Not responding he let out a deep laugh, his stare full of some type of primal hunger,as he opened his mouth and put it near the crook of your neck. Getting to the point where you couldn't tell the difference between his heat and yours, his tongue felt like lava as he dragged it across your neck. Involuntarily you let out a low whimper catching his attention.

 

heh that was a cute sound, I want to hear more come from that filthy mouth of yours”

 

He bit down on your ear not hard enough to draw blood, but just enough to tease turns out he is a man of his word after all.

 

“now I want you to answer me, and every time you don't I'll make this worse for you understand

 

You gave a small nod

 

“good, now did you think that little prank you did earlier was a nice thing to do hmm”

 

He dragged his hands to your hips and kept running them up and down your sides, how he knew that was your weak spot you had no clue. You couldn't even think clear enough to answer his dumb question.

 

“answer me”

 

He bit down slightly in your collar bone, while squeezing your hips just hard enough it might leave a mark *you hoped it did*.

 

“n-noo mmmhp”

 

You moaned trying to keep some of your sanity, but your blood was on fire along with a lot of other places. Now you were panting tongue on the tip of your lips, and to make matters worse he the growling in your ear making you even wetter.

 

right so you get punished, like the little slut you are”

 

You couldn't focus anymore his touch driving you mad, sparking every particle in your skin until you felt like you were gonna burn.

 

ah look at you, panting like a bitch in heat so cute…. it would be a shame if I just stopped

 

And like that his hands were off you, bringing you back to harsh reality once more. As much as you wanted to deny it, on the inside you were begging him not to stop, to comeback and finish what he started. But instead you just sat there looking dumbfounded and lost, the red on you face diminishing slowly.

 

“as I told you ‘until your begging on your knees for me to fuck you so get used to being left there high and dry…. but I guess in your case low and wet”

 

And then he left laughing, walked out the door leaving you like this alone.

 

“asshole”










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