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Time For Fuckers

OuiOuiAsshat: Mmmm I love my son

FireIsDangerousChildren: I love mine more

SinnersAndTheSaints: I love my daughter the most

HamAndCheese: my child's gonna have 10 loving and married parents

Washingmom: Ahem

SquareUpPunk: BITCHES PLEASE

MommaDuck: hmm this is fucking CUTE

WhoGaveYouTheRight: boys?

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Peggs is best mom

MagentaIsAColorAlex: it's true.

Gaylo.Ren: are we gonna ignore that Alex either lowkey proposed or lowkey outed his engagement

HamAndCheese: WAIT NO

Gaylo.Ren: OH SHIT WHAT ONE WAS IT

KING: I can confirm I don't have a ring on my finger

HamAndCheese: 1) where would I get that money 2) Bitch please you've got two per finger 3) SHHH I SAID NOTHING

Gaylo.Ren: MMMM I LOVE THIS

ZeroToHero: Ha I'm not alone in lowkey wanting marriage

ZeroToHero: wait

Gaylo.Ren: p f t t t

Gaylo.Ren: but fr hey Eliza would u say marriage is p chill??????

FireIsDangerousChildren: yeah. It's the same as dating but the sex is right in gods eyes

Seaberries: you can't really say that being a lesbian couple but then again I can't really judge

HamAndCheese: hell yeah you can't

MommaDuck: ALL AROUND ME ARE WORN OUT FACES, FAMILIAR PLACES

MagentaIsAColorAlex: MY PARENTS ARE COMING HERE FOR THANKSGIVING????

CurrentlyDyingThanks: SO ARE MINE ? ? ?

MagentaIsAColorAlex: they're bringing Lucy and Rand??? Like ? ? ?

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Mine are bringing Cat. Like do they expect them to behave

HamAndCheese: you two have siblings

MagentaIsAColorAlex: yeah. They're hell spawns. The worst are Lucy and Cat. The sinful JefferMads sisters

CurrentlyDyingThanks: they're so e v i l

HamAndCheese: who's Rand

MagentaIsAColorAlex: my sweet innocent brother I love. He's the only unsinful one of my family. James is the only unsinful one of his

CurrentlyDyingThanks: ;)

HamAndCheese: I feel like imma like them

MagentaIsAColorAlex: you'll like Lucy. She's really into politics and current events and caffeine

HamAndCheese: SICK

CurrentlyDyingThanks: Last time i saw Cat she was like a tiny Adrienne but that was 6 years ago so who knows what she's like now

MagentaIsAColorAlex: if she's anything like Lucy I'm opting to die on the spot.

CurrentlyDyingThanks: same

HamAndCheese: how about we don't die over siblings

KING: siblings suck. My brother is in line for the throne and he LOVES rubbing it in my face. Stupid ass.

HamAndCheese: WOWOWOOEOWOAH

HamAndCheese: YOUR BROTHER IS PRINCE EDWARD???

KING: yeah

HamAndCheese: YOURE CALM ABOUT THIS?

KING: i found out when I was like 15 tbh it's not really big news to be

Seaberries: Wasn't that when you were emancipated

KING: literally the day before the trial she told me :/

Seaberries: Pft. Well hey she's gone you're royalty and also Thomas when are they arriving

MagentaIsAColorAlex: that's the worse thing. My parents arrive in two weeks. My siblings are gonna be here tomorrow

CurrentlyDyingThanks has added LiveFastDieYoung to the chat

CurrentlyDyingThanks: be good

LiveFastDieYoung has added LoveThyNeighbor and RandolfTheRedNosedReindeer to the chat

LoveThyNeighbor: HEY BITCHES

MagentaIsAColorAlex: hello Lucy

LiveFastDieYoung: WERE IN THE CAR NOW. SEE YOU FUCKERS IN THE MORNING

RandolfTheRedNosedReindeer: We should arrive mid-day or so?

MommaDuck: I like them.

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