so i'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
hamb chops >> right angle, betsizzle, marta, adrienun, laffy taffy, papa john, herculegs, a real doll, dear maria, margtini
hamb chops: MARIA REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU WALKED IN AND ME N LAF WERE TELLING HTE REST A STORY
dear maria: I JUST WANTED TO STEAL ONE OF THEIR JACKETS AND INSTEAD I GTE SCARRED
laffy taffy: SHE WAKLED IN AN D SAID “WHO HAS THE SOFTEST JACKET AND MORE IMPORTANTLY HOW BIG WOULD IT BE ON ME- OH MY GOD MY E A R S”
herculegs: ALL SHE HWARS WAS ALEX SAYIGN “SO WE’RE IN OUR ROOM, LAFS FIGNERS IN MY ASS, PHON E IN MY HAND JEFFERSON AT THE DOOR-” AND SHE SCREMAED
betsizzle: HO MCY GOD
margtini has left the chat
adrienun has added margtini to the chat
adrienun: CAN WE SAY WILD STORIES BUT LIKE IN PARAGRAPHSAND ADD PEOPLE IN RANDOMLY
right angle: Y E S
marta: WHO FIRST
herculegs: ME @@@LIZA REMEMBER HTAT TIME
betsizzle: OHJFYB B E S T HERC I LOV U I CANT BELIEVE YOU CARRIED A LIL SEWING KIT EVERYEHERE DURING COLLEGE
papa john: I KNOW I LOVE HIM :”)
dear maria: WHAT IS THE STORY
betsizzle: i’ll say when to add them in
betsizzle: OK A Y SO I RIPPED MY SHIRT AND WE LEFT THE CLASS W PERMISSION OBV BUT WE LEFT AND WE WERE IN TH E HALL AND HERC GAVE ME HIS SHIRT BC HE IS A BOY™
betsizzle: AND WE WERE BOTH STANDING THERE SHIRTLESS IN THE HALLWAY AND IM WHEEZI N G HERC FINISH ALAO ADD THEM
a real doll: I GOT IT
a real doll has added jem and the holograms
herculegs: SO WE’RE THERE IN THE HALLWAY SOMEONE’S ABT TO HIT US UP SHES SINGNING JACOB STEGOSAURUS AND WEARING MY SHIRT MY TITS ARE OUT AND THATS WHEN I REALIZED HER SHIRT WAS INSIDE OUT
jem and the holograms: i dont,,,,
hamb chops: w h y did you add jemmy,, the purest
jem and the holograms: im not pure but ok
papa john: HFVDKJ
jem and the holograms: wh y am i here and what happened why were herc’s tits out in a hallway who is she and why was her shirt inside out
betsizzle: OH MY SHIRT RIPPED BACK IN COLLEGE AND HERC HAD TO SEW IT UP IN THE HALL
jem and the hologram: ICONIC
jem and the hologram: WHY AM I HERE
right angle: WE’RE ADDING PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF STORIES
jem and the holograms: OH
jem and the holograms: WHEN EVERYONE IS ADDED CAN WE PLAY THE KINK GAME™
marta: Y E S
jem and the holograms: NExT STORY ADD TIMMY NEXT
hamb chops: it was a tuesday,,,,,, i was sick-ish it was allergies and i was miserable
hamb chops: laf was like “i know how to make u feel better ;)(;” and we got ready to fucc
margtini: BVKDJGFHL
hamb chops: jefferson texted me a couple minutes in [;) also jk] and asked if he could borrow our copy of hercules and i said which one bc we have thirteen
hamb chops: he didnt care and i told him he could keep it nd me n laf thought we had time so im about to tell him to get it in like,, an hour or so and we hear a knock at the door
hamb chops has added thotmas to the chat
hamb chops: so we’re sitting there in the bedroom laf’s two fingers in, we’re both naked, i’m caught mid moan, phone in my hand message being typed, jefferson at the door, we’re shook and can h e a r jefferson’s disappointed sigh from the other side of the door bc there was just a la- and it just stopped
a real doll: EVER LAUGH SO HARD YOU SKIP LAUHGING ENTIRELY NAD JUST START CRYINGH
betsizzle: I AM WHEEXINF
thotmas: jem,,,, why are you where why am i here why must we relive the worst moment of 2k16
jem and the holograms: we’re adding people in out of context i was the first and also after everyone’s here we’re playing the kink game
thotmas: the last one,, is burr
a real doll: THEO
thotmas: NO ONE TELL HER FUKC
hamb chops: idk,, whats in it for me
thotmas: alex wyd,, i know The Incident
hamb chops: shit u right
right angle: SHIT WHAT IS THE INCIDENT
thotmas: well back before the annoying four it was just alex and john thirsting over laf and herc
papa john: I KNOW WHAT THIS IS IM SHEHT
laffy taffy: O H MYGOD
thotmas: well,,,,,,, alex got hella drunk and didnt want john or herc or laf or the schuylers or their signifs to deal w him so he hmu
herculegs: O H MY GOD
thotmas has added iceburrg lettuce
thotmas: he was crying and i guess thought i was laf idk??? but anyway he tried to kiss me and then realized it was in fact not laf and started crying again so i nursed him back to health and he took my macaroni recipe and left an hour later
thotmas: unrelated if alex shows up to my house that upset ever again i’ll fight
hamb chops: THOMAS
thotmas: ALEX
hamb chops: WHO KNEW THOMAS CARED ABT ME SO MUCH
thotmas: who are you how did i get here what am i
iceburrg lettuce: i dont understand
papa john: wouldnt expect u too
iceburrg lettuce: i cant believe turtle boy roasted me
iceburrg lettuce: anyway what is going,, on
dear maria: out of context stories
iceburrg lettuce: ah
adrienun: then we’re gonna play the kink game when theo is added
iceburrg lettuce: being ace is great
jem and the holograms: hkernfls
margtini: I HAVE A STORY
margtini: REMEBER IN 2012 WHEN EVERYONE THOUGHT THE WORLD WAS GONNA END
right angle: N O
betsizzle: Y E S
dear maria: THE BEST
adrienun: THE MOST ICONIC
marta: I AM OS HERE FOR THIS
a real doll: MY TRASH GIRLFRIEND
margtini: W E L L ANG WAS SCARED AND WENT TO BUY FOOD ON AMAZON
margtini has added theodore seville to the chat
margtini: AND BASICALLY ANGELICA BOUGHT 60000 PACKAGES OF RAMEN AND THEY WERE UNLOADING THEM FOR A WEEK AND SHE WAS CRYING WE STILL HAVE THEM ALL
betsizzle: YOU KNOW THOSE RANDOM BOXES EVERYWHERE AND ALSO THAT BEDROOM NO ONE CAN GO IN
betsizzle: ALL RAMEN
adrienun: WE BRING SO MUCH TO DONATIONS
dear maria: DURING THANKSGIVING WE SHOW UP AT SCHOOLS AND JUST PUT RAMEN IN THE BOXES AND BOLT
marta: WE ARE A HIT AT ALL THE CHURCHES
right angle: sometimes i sit in the Room Of Regret and just cry
adrienun: we laugh at her bc whata flop
betsizzle: 6 0 0 0 0
theodore seville: i
marta: is everyone ready for the kink game™
theodore seville: im so confused
marta: well we were telling stories and adding people in randomly and now that the whole gang is here we’re gonna play think kink game (like never have i ever but you take off a point for every kink you have)
theodore seville: sounds like a lit ass time ok let’s play
a real doll: WHAT’S THE ORDER
marta: IDK ALPHABETICAL BY FIRST NAME???
a real doll: SU R E
marta: BURR, ADS, ALEX, ANG, DOLLEY, LIZA, HERC, JEMMY, JOHN, LAF, PEGS, ME, MARIA, THEO, TIMMY J
thotmas: TIMMY J
hamb chops: T I MMY J
jem and the holograms: idk timmy is cute
marta: thank
thotmas: thanku jemmy
thotmas: oh,, you meant the name im
jem and the holograms: ur cute too bby
thotmas: <3
jem and the holograms: <33
papa john: gross
hamb chops: hey john i love you
papa john: ALEX SWEET BBY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE(except herc n laf) I WILL CHOOSE YOUR HAPPINESS OVER MINE EVERY TIME
jem and the holograms: and we’re gross
laffy taffy: S O F T
papa john: WHO IS ALEX WHERE AM I
marta: LETS PLAY GAYS
theodore seville: O KA Y
margtini: BURR GO
iceburrg lettuce: UM IDK I AM AC E
jem and the holograms: YOU HAVE READ OR AT LEAST SEEN FANFIC SHUTT HE FUJK
iceburrg lettuce: FIENDJSVF DADDY KINK I GUESS
margtini: 10 B)))
betsizzle: i love being a lesbian 10
marta: ten wyd
right angle: tEn
adrienun: !!10!!
dear maria: me,, a gay,, 10
a real doll: ^^^
jem and the holograms: 9 ;)(;
thotmas: don't expose me like this 9
papa john: ,,,,9,,,
hamb chops has left the chat
laffy taffy: listen 3/4 of us are at a 9 and alex is at -26
right angle: OSHDKD
adrienun: bitch better not miss my turn smh
adrienun has added hamb chops to the chat
adrienun: hey alex welcome back
hamb chops: i
adrienun: anyway hair pulling :))
right angle: WE ARE DATING THIS IS ABUSE BUT,,, 9
margtini: ANGJDSJDHD ALSO 10
marta: ow ten
marta: wait nine
marta: peg,,, on an unrelated note,,,, can u,,, mayb,, have a hair pulling kink bc i just thought about it and i busted 85 nuts
margtini: we can try it later so i guess im down a point?? 9
marta: YES
theodore seville: why doesn't anyone support me like that
theodore seville: also nine
margtini: we could support you like that smh
margtini: i mean what huh who where am i who are you
marta: PEGGYDHKDF
theodore seville: i
hamb chops: it's drag after drag eight
laffy taffy: ,,(negative)eight
herculegs: laf you cried when i accidentally pulled your hair today
laffy taffy: bc,, you pulled it a lot last night and my scalp needs rest
laffy taffy: also i didn't cry i nutted out of my eyes
right angle: OSBDID
herculegs: eight i hate this
papa john: eight i love alex
thotmas: ow wtf nine
iceburrg lettuce: im gonna play this as if i wasnt ace so 10
jem and the holograms: niNe
betsizzle: i dont like my hair being pulled but pulling other people’s (see: maria) hair so 9
dear maria: you know ,, im being targeted nine
hamb chops: wow it's my turn right I luv 2 bully my signifs so idk like a hickey/marking or smth kink
papa john: suddenly i can't read
laffy taffy: WHY ARE WE GONNA BE OUT SO QUICK
herculegs: IM CALLING THE POLICE
theodore seville: eigHT
dear maria: 8 smh
betsizzle: eightkjdgf
right angle: ,,,,,,,,,,,,8
thotmas: 8
jem and the holograms: 8 B)))
right angle: who doesnt tbh 8
a real doll: 8,,
adrienun: 8
margtini: eight wyd
marta: eight
iceburrg lettuce: nine smh
right angle: my turn woo
right angle: B) for my poly hoes out there B) ~voyeurism~
hamb chops: can i just stop playing 7
laffy taffy: kill me 6
papa john: my signifs are so pretty 6
herculegs: 6 >:(
adrienun: 7 smh
a real doll: shut 7
margtini: i cannot believe 7
marta: fuckckckck 7
iceburrg lettuce: B) 9
theodore seville: ok mr moseby
theodore seville: and 7
thotmas: 7 :--)
jem and the holograms: ,,7,,
betsizzle: 7 i
dear maria: 7 why must i be done so wrong
a real doll: o shit whaddup edging
hamb chops: you ever get bullied 6
laffy taffy: 5 bye
herculegs: ,,,,,,,,5
papa john: B)) 5
theodore seville: no tbh 7 please just let me nut smh
marta: THEOJHDSKBVDG
marta: yh 7
margtini: idk,,,,,,,, 6
marta: suddenly im at 6 can u believe
thotmas: jem wtf support my kinks like that
jem and the holograms: thomas no im not reading you the declaration of independence while we fuck
thotmas: I JUST
hamb chops: HUKDJDFDKHJYTG HTOMAAS
theodore seville: suddenly im at 6 what
thotmas: anywAY 6
jem and the holograms: six
iceburrg lettuce: okok anywaY im still at 9
right angle: fukcign 7
a real doll: why do we all have the same kinks who are we
adrienun: 1) 6 2) friends that kink together stay together
dear maria: shit boi 6
betsizzle: 6 let me live
hamb hops: who knew the schuyler siblings were so kinky wtf
dear maria: ;;) me
marta: ;)(; and me
adrienun: me2 ;;)))
a real doll: also me ;)))
theodore seville: and soon me2
theodore seville: i mean who
papa john: anyway who’s next
betsizzle: me woo
betsizzle: ;)) a fight/blood/etc kink
hamb chops: NOSDHAKSV SROP
papa john: BULLY
hamb chops: >:-(( 5
papa john: FOUR IM
laffy taffy: 5 tbh
laffy taffy: lol jk the blood/etc 4
herculegs: !!5!! i don't like seeing them hurt but I'll do it for them smh
a real doll: ugli each other stans
a real doll: 6 smh
dear maria: bby wyd 6
betsizzle: getting john nd alex n apparently laf out <3333
dear maria: :”) i married well
hamb chops: you,, arent married
dear maria: shut the fuck up alexander
hamb chops: damn okay jfc
right angle: ok an y wya 7
adrienun: yhyh 6
marta: No™ 6
margtini: 6 bc i hate pain smh
theodore seville: also six B)) playin it safe B))
thotmas: Why Would I Ever 6
jem and the holograms: yh 6
iceburrg lettuce: 1) 9 lmao 2) im changing my name hold
iceburrg lettuce has changed their display name to errorn
errorn: get it,, like error but aaron,, errorn
theodore seville: yeah ok
theodore seville: actually can we all change now if we’re gonna
theodore seville has changed their display name to theopatra
theopatra has changed their display name to theogaysia
theogaysia: which one
theogaysia: ok psa im only gonna listen to mars and peggy so
margtini: umum theopatra
marta: ^^^^
theogaysia has changed their display name to theopatra
margtini has changed their display name to peg leg
peg leg: like a pirate get it
marta: babe,,,,, i love you,, but,,, pleas e
theopatra: peg,,g,,,y,,,,,,
herculegs has changed their display name to heathercules m
heathercules m: a beautiful
a real doll has changed their display name to dolley parton
dolley parton: a Good
marta has changed their display name to martha stewart
martha stewart: im free,,,, i forgot not everyone lives in georgia at one point and doesnt know what the marta is lmaonfjkshg
hamb chops: are we all good
laffy taffy has changed their display name to lafgayette
papa john: AMAZING
papa john: anyway are we gonna finish or
hamb chops: ;))))))
papa john: alex shut
theopatra: lets just say you four lost and burr won
papa john: yeah ok sounds right
right angle >> peg leg, martha stewart
right angle: BINCHES
peg leg: 1) RUDE 2) WHAT
right angle: ACT ON YOUR FUCKIGN FEELING S FOR THEO ALREADY IM IN PAIN
martha stewart: WE’RE JUST FRIENDS SMH
martha stewart: REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS THAT ACCIDENTALLY KISSED A LOT ONE TIME AND MAYBE LIKE EACH OTHER
right angle: OH,,,, MY GOD
peg leg: MARTHA
peg leg: anyway mayb she doesnt like polyamory :(
right angle: YALL IVE HAD ENOUGH
right angle has added theopatra to the chat
peg leg: ANGIE NO
right angle: YOU CAN LEAVE BINCH
peg leg: I’LL STAY
right angle: GOOD
right angle: so theo,,,,,, do you like martha n peggy
right angle: in ////that way////
theopatra: i,,,,,
theopatra: maybe?????
peg leg: AH
martha stewart: A H
theopatra: aH??
right angle: i’ll leAVE YOU TO IT
right angle has left the chat
martha stewart: DO YOU WANT TO TELL HER OR SHOULD I???
peg leg: IDKIDK
peg leg: I MEAN WE ARE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER SO WE CAN SEND AN AUDIO MESSAGE??
martha stewart: OR DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU KNOW,,, WORDS
peg leg: ok theo
theopatra: ok guys
martha stewart: do you wanna go out with us???
peg leg: like on a date????
theopatra: aaaAAAA
theopatra: YES OF CORUSE WHAT TIME AND WHEN BC IM FREE TONIGHR???
peg leg: SURESURE
theopatra: HOW SHOULD I DRESS WHERE ARE WE GOING
martha stewart: FUCK
peg leg: OKAY UM JUST CASUAL BUT LIKE ,,,,, NICE CASUAL
theopatra: EHAT
peg leg: A CUTE DRESS OR MAYB A ROMPER JUST SMTH LIKE THAT NOT LIKE,,, TOO CASUAL AND NOT TOO FANCY™™
theopatra: OH I GOTCHA
peg leg: !!!!!
peg leg >> right angle
peg leg: AAA ANGEL I LOVE YOU SO MUHC THANK UOU
right angle: <3333333
hamb chops >> papa john, lafgayette, heathercules m, peg leg, jem and the holograms, theopatra, adrienun, betsizzle, thotmas, errorn, martha stewart, right angle, dolley parton, dear maria
hamb chops: listen,,,,,
thotmas: why
hamb chops: we need to crown a meme champion
peg leg: ok but can we do it later me n martha are on a date w theo!!!!
papa john: MY BBY ALL GROWN UP IM SO PROUD OF U MY LOV
peg leg: <33333
peg leg >> papa john, lafgayette, heathercules m, hamb chops, jem and the holograms, theopatra, adrienun, betsizzle, thotmas, errorn, martha stewart, right angle, dolley parton, dear maria
peg leg: OK WE’RE BACK,, ALEX YOU WERE SAYING
hamb chops: WE NEED A MEME CHAMPION
theopatra: HWO ARE WE GONNA DECIDE
adrienun: POLL
papa john: NO
dear maria: NO
right angle: NO
adrienun: FINE DAMN
hamb chops: OK LETS ALL MAKE A FOLDER OF HOW MANY MEMES WE HAVE THE MOST WINS
errorn: its not me so im not going to
peg leg: 1687
jem and the holograms: 982
right angle: 945
theopatra: 1574
peg leg: ITS ME
peg leg: u all were worthy opponents im assuming the rest of you didnt even say bc you couldnt win
betsizzle: bingo
papa john: u got it
peg leg: anyway im gonna kiss theo bye!!!
theopatra: WOO