dad
hamb chops >> washingfun
hamb chops: hey dad i’m sick and john says i can't make it into work today
washingfun: It’s nice you're taking a break, Alexander. Tell the others I said hi.
hamb chops: I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU DAD OH MYGOD
hamb chops: IM SO SORRY SIR
washingfun: It’s alright, son. Rest up, see you tomorrow.
hamb chops >> laffy taffy, a real doll, right angle, margtini, betsizzle, dear maria, papa john, marta, herculegs, adrienun
hamb chops: IVE MADE A MISTAJE
papa john: WHAT DID YOU DO THIS ITME
herculegs: IT CANT BE WORSE THAN LEEBURY
adrienun: WHAT IS LEEBURY
papa john: NO
hamb chops: N O
laffy taffy: sO samuel seabury had a bad opinion that ofc alex didnt agree with and full on fuckin ROASTED HIM LIKE HE WENT UP IN FLAMES WE ATE HIM AT THE FOURTH OF JULY BBQ IT WAS L I T(lmao) anyway this asshole charles lee defended him but like with his fists and like punched him and alex got like a black eye and our buddy john was there and he broKE LEES NOSE AND IT WAS ALMOST A QUADRUPLE EXPULSION but the principal decided on just a week suspension and alex and john realized they had a fight kink
hamb chops: WHY THE FIGHT KINK
papa john: WE DO NOT HAVE A FIGHT KINK
laffy taffy: bar fight of last march
hamb chops has left the chat
adrienun: ICONIC
right angle has added hamb chops to the chat
right angle: BACK ON TOPIC
betsizzle: YEAH WHAT HAPPENDE
hamb chops: IS EVERYONE HERE I DONT WAN N A SAY THIS AGAIN
betsizzle: HERE
right angle: YES
adrienun: OUI
dear maria: HEYHEYHEY
a real doll: IM ALIVE
laffy taffy: UNFORTUNATELY
margtini: ME N MARTHA ARE HERE HER PHONE IS JUST ACROSS THE ROOM AND WE’RE WATCHING ESB BC HOT LEIA
herculegs: IM HERE AND JOHN IS READING OVER MY SHOULDER BC BBY IS TIRED
laffy taffy: AW
hamb chops: PICS
herculegs: HE IS A W A K E
adrienun: we're not this annoying are we?????
right angle: no
a real doll: no bc we’re cute
margtini: OK ALEX WHAT
papa john: DISGUSTING I WENT TO GET A DRINK BC I JUST WANT SOME SWEET TEA FROM MY SOUTHERN HERITAGE AND LAF AND ALEX ARE/WERE AMKING OUT ON THE COUNTER ALEX IS SICK AND MISSI NG HIS PANST AND LAFS SHIRT IS ON THE STOVE
laffy taffy: LISTEN
betsizzle: O N W I T H I T
hamb chops: OK ONE LAF IS KISSING MY NECK AN D IM ALL WARM AND TINGLY I LOVE THEM SOM UCH
laffy taffy: LOVE YOU TOO BBY
hamb chops: I ACCIDENTALLY CALLED GWASH DAD
margtini: MARTHA FELL OFF THE COUCH SHES CRYIGN
right angle: ELIZA DOLLEYA DN MARIA ARENT BREATHIGN AND IM NEXT FUKDNSFJ
laffy taffy: ALECJDSKG
papa john: IC ANREWSJFKDS LAF FELL OFF HTE COUNTRE ANDIM HOLDING THE FRIDGE HANDLE WHHEZENV
laffy taffy: I CAN HEAR HERC FALLIGN OFF TH E COUCH
hamb chops: :( its not that funny
marta: PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPE N
hamb chops: regret.PNG
herculegs: TELL THE OTHERS I ASID HI
papa john: ITS NIEC YOURE TAKIGN A BERAK ALEXAND RE
hamb chops: I DINTD HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIMT HAT ITS ONLY ALLERGIES ADN ME N LAF ARE JUSTF GONNA FUCJ ALL DYA
laffy taffy: ALE X OUR P L ANS WERE CONFIDENTIAL
dear maria: NOT ANYMEOR
papa john: anyway who’s up for a disney marathon tonight????
a real doll: DCOMS OR??????
papa john: BOTH
marta: WE’RE STARTIGN WITH HERCULES
adrienun: YES WE HAVENT WATCHED IT IN LIKE THREE MONTHS
herculegs: NO
margtini: PLS HERC ITS SO GOOD
herculegs: N O
laffy taffy: GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES
laffy taffy: heRC CAN U COME IN HERE
herculegs: nO I KNOW WHAT YOURE TRYING TO DO
papa john: bby pls
herculegs: FINE
herculegs: I HAVE BEEN PERSUADED
herculegs: BUT THE ONLY JOKES CAN BE MADE BY MY SIGNIFS AND DURING WONT SAY IM IN LOVE AND IF ANY OTHER JOKES ARE MADE (besides me looking like a god bc tru B) ) I HAVE FULL PERMISSION TO TURN IT OFF
adrienun: ITS A CLASSIF AND ITS ACTUALLY SO GOOD ALL MEMES ASIDE
herculegs: ok tru?? it’s so good wtf??
marta: CAN WE MAKE JOKES OVER TEXT
herculegs: F I N E
papa john: EVERYONE HERE IN AN HOUR BC THAT GIVES TIME TO GET FOOD AND GET THE MOVIE KIT™
marta: sEE YOU SOON
betsizzle: I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
right angle: we’ll be there
adrienun: B Y E