Harder Mystery and Consort Talk
====> Be the cool kid and friends
Dave is fine with this and allows you to be him. Though he looks very busy at th- THE HECK ARE THEY DOING THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED THERE YE-
“hey karkat what are nep and fef doing?”
“WELL FUCKNUNTS IF YOU WERE USING YOUR THINK PAN TO PAY ATTENTION THEY FOUND A LEAD ON THE NEW STUDENT WHILE YOU WERE BUSY ON THAT CRAPPY PHONE OF YOURS.”
“:33<*ac races pounces towards karkitten and asks what's wrong karkitty?*”
“NEPETA I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ROLEPLAYING JUST GO SHOW DAVE FUCKING STRIDER WHAT YOU FOUND OUT”
":33<sure thing karkitty"
“so kitty what do you got for the strider”
“:33<I heard some students talking and a mysterious person was playing in the jane's domain and get this they said the person was playing far better than jane!”
“wait you're telling me someone is in the piano room and they're playing better than jade's hot mom”
“WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING STRIDER. I THOUGHT I HEAR JADES AND HOT MOM IN THE SAME SENTENCE.”
“)(ey w)(ats going on here. Does someone need some -EXCIT----------MENT!”
“Fef careful wwe dont knoww wwhat they're on about.”
“WERE ON ABOUT THE NEW STUDENT RIGHT NOW OR DID YOU NOT HEAR US WITH ALL THAT PALE FLIRTING YOU TWO WERE DOING EARLIER.”
“Glub!”
“The fuck kar wwhat was that!”
“okay lets move on we got ourselves a new bro to find.”
======>Be Jane On The Hunt
You are now jane and she is angry with her stupid friends.
“What is wrong with you two. You guys were good friends!”
"well jane what happened was just a bunch of bullshit and then some shenanigans plus an unstable relationship."
"Malarkey! mr. strider you well KNOW it wasn't meant to be we just weren't good for each other I was to distant and you were too CLINGY.”
"WELL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!"
"Yes well you two cease and desist this foolish banter we have pressing matters to attend to. dont worry we may have time for your relationship talk later."
"Thank you, rose. Maybe now we can continue on our search. So jake what did you find from that trail."
“Alrighty, i found the missing computer you guys were on about. But get this the Flipping thing was broken into pieces and then burned. Whoever was on it really didn’t want to anyone to find anything from it."
"W8!!!!!!!! I thought there was nothing on it?"
"I thought so to but this is just confusing. Looks like my job got a whole lot harder."
"So jane what’s next."
"Yes leader what on the agenda."
"I need to think lets go to the piano room I need some music for thought."
"Blimey! can we come i do love hearing you play."
"Sure! As long as you guys let me concentrate."
"I would go but it seems Kanaya requires my assistance seems some of the consorts a making trouble for here."
Its that salamander isn't it."
"yes, seems Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer has lead a group of consorts from the temple ground and started to ‘play’ with Kanaya. it seems someone informed them of a party."
"I think ill head with the dee8 squad and see if i can find the new student"
"Well bye and thanks for the help."
=====> Be Kanaya before shenanigans started You are now kanaya a few moments before the consort strike. Lets see how the preparations are… its nice.
“Thank You For All Your Hard Work”
“N0 pr0blem Kanaya anything f0r a friend.”
“iit look2 fucking awful”
“aH! THAT'S NOT NICE SOLLUX.”
“ya bRO WHaT's GoT yOU AlL mOTHeR fUcKiNg PiSsEd”
“...hm?”
“W4HTS WRONG K4N4Y4”
“Sorry But I Was In The Middle Of Receiving A Message From Porrim On Trollian It Seems Some Of The Consorts Have Escaped And There Being Lead.”
“SO WHO 1S L34D1NG TH3M.”
“The One Rose Named Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer”
“wElL mOtHeR FuCKiNg mIrAcLeS aRe AbOut To HaPpEn”
“sO WHEN DO YOU THINK THEY’LL COME,”
“L00ks like three, tw0, 0ne.”
“Blub blub blub!”
=====>Be The Viceroy
You are now Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer and you have a bone to pick with these people they forgot to invite you and your friends to their party and you'll make them pay for it. By Having fun and making noise.
“Blub Blub BLUB! (Everyone charge and have fun)”
You call to your friends an- God That's Too Many Consorts
=====> Be the girlfriend
You are now rose and you are in a hurry. Kanaya has message you for help and you know you'll make it before anything really bad happens.
“Viceroy what on earth are you doing. I have taught you to be better and this is what you do, use the leadership skill we helped cultivate to attack the innocent.”
“Blub Blub blub BLUB! (You forgot to invite me to the party of the new one.)”
“Tavros can you translate for us i can barely understand them they are blubing to hard and fast.”
“uH? sURE THING THEY ARE SAYING YOU FORGOT TO INVITE THEM TO THE PARTY FOR THE NEW STUDENT,”
“Blub Blub BLUB BLUB”
“aND THAT FOR ALL WE KNOW HE COULD BE A NEW FRIEND FOR THE SALAMANDERS,”
====> Be The Dewb Squad And Spider 8itch
You are now the Cool Squad, They Dont Know Anything About The Dewbs You Were Talking About, And Sadly Yes Vriska Is With Them. she just came speeding their way.
“so spider girl what brings you to our group i thought you were with my sister ‘looking’ for more information on the school.”
“YA VRISKA WHY ARE YOU HERE I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T COOL ENOUGH TO HANG OUT WITH.”
“No we were asked 8y the mystery loving girl to help her with a case it went cold so she went to the piano room of hers”
“:33
“Really????????”
“Ya we )(eard t)(e new student is there and get t)(is t)(ere saying t)(at t)(ey play better than Jane.”
“SO WHAT FOR ALL WE KNOW SOMEONE COULD JUST BE TELLING LIES AND WE WOULD NEVER KNOW.”
“you guys wwerent lying right fef?”
As they chated along a mysterious person was looking for into the distance. Watching and waiting for them.
=====>Be in the Piano Room
You are now jane and you feel out done. You and your friends went to see what the fuss was all about everyone knows this is were to got to play the piano to think but it seems a large crowd of students have come.
“What is all this fuss about?”
A student sees you and start to tap the another student on the shoulder they look back and see you and begin to part a way for you to walk in.
"Thank you boys but what is this fuss abou-”
UnlabeledMotherserenade/requited
A/N:Choose The One Sad Song John Is Playing.
You see a boy in a suit play a sweet song with a hint of sadness and you see people around and they are listening intently they are fixated on the student playing such an amazing song, and you tear up a bit the song is wonderful but it so sad.
“...”
“Who is that young lad, his music it's so amazing!”
“... he is good. Far better than any of dave's dj remixs.”
“Janey it's you gurl *girl”
“Greetings everyone nice to see yoU all here.”
“So roxy who is the young lad over there. he sure does bring a crowd”
"well his name is john and can that boy play. he and callie have been here for a while and get this... he doesn't even know why they sent him here for”
“wait rolal what do you mean he doesn't know why he's here”
“ya i mean he doesn't even know the purpose for this place”
“Really how does the old boy not know, heck even i knew the purpose of this place when i arrived”
“Well jake that's jUst it! the darling hasn't even told me why he came here or from where.”
“oh no you dont i know that look bro”
“What mister strider what look am i giving that has your nippers in a twist”
“Jane what is up with those two”
“They have been like this the whole day and i dont think it will stop”
“So a lover's querl? *quarrel”
“ i do believe it is time to be qUite our new friend seems to have stopped playing while we were chatting away ^u^”
“so calliope well you tell me your friends names?”
“Im john egbert nice to make your acquaintance madam and gentlemen”
“It is nice to meet you mr egbert.”
You notice he twitches a bit to it but reacts fast enough to save himself.
“dont worry just call me john”
“dirk strider”
“Jane crocker”
“Jake english”
=====> be john
You feel a bit anxious now, you just meet this people and someone here is named English this can’t end well, it can't be a coincidence, that cruel bastard decided to send you a babysitter it seems or maybe the other way around. You guess you’ll try one of the secret passwords. But maybe when you two are in whisper distance and... alone.
“it is nice to meet you three”
“Yes, likewise john it is great to meet a new student especially someone as talented on the piano”
“ really its nothing, i haven't even played in two years, i am a bit rusty”
“Nonsense that was spectacular, but not to toot my own horn though, i can play a bit.”
“really now. than care to show me who is better”
“Oh my stars and garters are we about to see a showdown of musical proportions!”
“I think we are jake ill message my bro and see if wants on this action”
“so how will we do this ms. crocker”
“It is really simple Mr. Egbert. We will have a dual on two separate pianos and see who is far better.”
“challenge accepted ms. crocker”
This is how John was able to gain some trust with the students of skai prep, and it all began with the help of the alpha kids and calliope.