the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, baguette fucker, disney god, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, peggy
get ur own dicc
I JUST SAW ALEX ON HIS WAY TO WORK
HE CUT HIS HAIR
baguette fucker
WHAT
ALEX YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CUT YOUR HAIR
disney god
HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR
GONE
fight me
john pls
it was just a trim
it's still long
still touches my shoulders
just a tiny bit shorter
disney god
SOME OF HIS BEAUTIFUL HAIR
GONE
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get ur own dicc
I JUST WATCHED BVS
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
HOW DID YOU ALL SURVIVE SEEING HENRY CAVILL IN GLASSES
baguette fucker
i didn’t??
disney god
laf cried throughout the whole movie
it wasn’t even sad
baguette fucker
i didn’t cry because it was sad
i cried cause henry cavill is Beautiful
fight me
the movie was shit
i couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole thing
it was so bad it was good??
peggy
@get ur own dicc i survived but only because i was in the back row
(;
angel
EW WHAT NO
eliza
PEGGY TMI
THE MENTAL IMAGES
get ur own dicc
IM TOO STRAIGHT TO KNOW THAT BUT THANK YOU FOR SHARING
but i agree alex it was shit
aaron burr
What’s bvs?
get ur own dicc
batman v superman
aaron burr
Oh I see.
I didn’t watch it.
I don’t see what’s the hype around Henry Cavill.
baguette fucker
h o w ???
it’s henry cavill???
the jawline alone???
aaron burr
He’s not my type I guess?
Is it that incredulous that I don’t find Henry Cavill that attractive?
peggy
YES
get ur own dicc
YES
fight me
PRETTY MUCH YEAH
aaron burr
I did see him in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. though
angel
HOT DAMN HE WAS CUTE IN THAT
eliza
YES
baguette fucker
is it strange i only find armie hammer cute in tmfu but not irl
fight me
same
get ur own dicc
the verdict for tmfu is still “not gay enough”
disney god
you say that about every movie
get ur own dicc
well ill stop saying that when it stops being true
and it’s true
napoleon and illya should have gotten together
aaron burr
I wouldn’t say they should be together
But Gaby and Illya’s relationship felt too forced
Alex, I can see you typing
Stop it, I know what you’re going to say
fight me
wOW AN OPINION
aaron burr
The joke’s getting old, Alex
fight me
i still find it funny
peggy
before we spiral off into an argument
alex, how’s moving
get ur own dicc
i can tell you rn no progress has been made since he dropped all his books on himself
fight me
tHAT’S NOT TRUE
baguette fucker
so are you saying if we all came over rn
your room will be packed up
and your books are not all over the floor
fight me
…
quit dragging me
eliza
i actually want to go to a party guys
and not a pretend one
aaron burr
I can guarantee that Alex’s room is as messy as his desk right now
fight me
get back to work burr
aaron burr
You are aware you are also not working right?
You are just glaring at me while typing
fight me has changed their name to “fuck off burr”
aaron burr
How mature, Alex
disney god
burr can you quit flirting with our boyfriend
aaron burr
I am not flirting
baguette fucker
you are
and it’s fine
well it isn’t fine
but it’s understandable
get ur own dicc
if you want to sleep with him
you’re going to have to submit an application
and also have an interview
aaron burr
With?
get ur own dicc
us obviously who else
potus?
fuck off burr
you should all know burr is really red rn
and he’s trying not to look at his phone
but he keeps glancing at it
and getting redder
angel
pics or it didn’t happen
fuck off burr
already did so
check your snapchats
i also saved them to my phone’s gallery
aaron burr
You do know I know what’s your phone’s password right?
fuck off burr
yOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST
aaron burr
I am not chasing you
I am not a child
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aaron burr
POKÉMON GO
eliza
you are aware you sent that to our group right?
fuck off burr
HE’S SO RED OMG
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angel
AND THE POINT IS JAMIE
eliza
THAT YOU CAN’T SPEND A SINGLE DAY THAT’S NOT ABOUT
peggy
YOU AND YOU AND NOTHING BUT YOU
get ur own dicc
MAHVELOUS NOVELIST YOU
angel
LISTEN TO THE LAST FIVE YEARS
baguette fucker
see i’m smiling is the best fucking song from that musical
disney god
very good for screaming at the top of your lungs
get ur own dicc
@disney god yes but please don’t do it at 3 in the morning
you give me a heart attack every time you do
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fuck off burr changed their name to “fight me”
eliza
why the change of heart
fight me
he offered to come over and help me pack
aaron burr
At least we would get something done then
get ur own dicc
you’re still not allowed to fuck alex
aaron burr
I still don’t want to sleep with Alex
fight me
should i be offended here
disney god
@fight me well you have three boyfriends so i guess not really?
angel
has it struck anyone as weird that before alex, you three were happy to just be friends
but then he came along and now you’re all dating each other
and none of you have ever mentioned being poly before
get ur own dicc
i had a low key crush on both of them
baguette fucker
rt
disney god
i didn’t
baguette fucker
excuse me?
i am very pretty and hot what do you mean you didn’t have a crush on me
get ur own dicc
WHAT
i reveal my soul here and you didn’t have a crush on me back??
fight me
i should be offended at that right
disney god
i mean i didn’t really think about it
because it’s not exactly something you think about
whether you wanna fuck your best friends??
but now it’s kinda like
yeah i love you guys
i might as well
baguette fucker
aww
get ur own dicc
aww
baguette fucker
im coming over to kiss you rn
fight me
im your best friend?
disney god
out of all my messages
that is what you choose to focus on?
also
WE’RE DATING
WE’VE KINDA PASSED BEST FRIENDS AT THIS STAGE
baguette fucker
less texting more kissing my neck please and thank
fight me
why aren’t i there??
aaron burr
Because you aren’t done packing up your house and you’re on a deadline and you’re not helping by texting the whole time, Alex
fight me
whoop
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fight me
WE’RE DONE PACKING
I CAN MOVE IN SOON
eliza
wow @aaron burr how did you achieve this feat
aaron burr
I took away his phone
He nearly cried
fight me
he’s so mean
peggy
#savage
angel
that’s so cringeworthy
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Schuylers GC
angel, eliza, peggy
angel
peggy
peggy
why are we back here
is something wrong
angel
what no
i met someone
peggy
AW
eliza
AW
angel
i meant for peggy
peggy
OH YES
IS SHE PRETTY
angel
ofc
why would i introduce you to someone who wasn’t pretty
eliza
why is your first question is she pretty
why not is she smart
is she talented
peggy
I
can i just know her name first before we dissect my inherent lack of feminist qualities
angel
no
peggy
??? what?
angel
BLIND DATE
peggy
N O
angel
why not
peggy
BECAUSE THEY’RE SO AWKWARD
LIKE NEITHER OF YOU WANT TO BE THERE
angel
well that’s not true
at least not on one side
she works on campus
and she’s seen your photo before
and definitely your face before too
peggy
so?
angel
so i started talking to her the other day
and she seemed nice
so i’ve arranged a date for the both of you
eliza
oh is it that girl…
angel
y e s
peggy
how tf are you able to know which girl she is talking about despite saying nothing more “that girl”
eliza
trust me you’re going to like her
she’s super cute and nice and hot
peggy
what happened to “why not is she smart is she talented”
eliza
shush
go on the date
you will really like her
angel
ooh malia obama just got an internship at the us embassy in spain
eliza
gosh she’s amazing
angel
i wanna be like her
peggy
you’re equally as amazing <3
angel
thank you
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the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, baguette fucker, disney god, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, peggy
get ur own dicc
@fight me when are you moving in
fight me
im supposed to vacate in 2 days time so tomorrow?
baguette fucker
you’re moving in tomorrow!!!
disney god
did you literally only finish packing two days before you had to leave
aaron burr
Why do you think I offered to help?
fight me
because you love me
aaron burr
No, Alexander
fight me
i owe you dinner now anyway
what would you like to eat
aaron burr
Alexander
It’s midnight
Where exactly do you plan on going
fight me
I
i can cook?
aaron burr
No you can’t
I work with you
disney god
i feel like burr knows more about our boyfriend than we do
fight me
well we can have a proper date when i move in
and then if we have sex
you will know more about parts of me that burr doesn’t
aaron burr
Good grief
get ur own dicc
now that’s a good song
and i like alex’s plan
angel has changed their name to obamangelica
baguette fucker
did angelica just marry potus or did i miss something