Schuylers GC
angel, eliza, peggy
angel
sooooooo
peggy
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peggy
if you’re trying to fish for compliments
it isn’t going to work
eliza
let’s not beat around the bush
how was your daaaaaaate
peggy
it was fine
angel
sooooooo?
how was maria
do you like her
peggy
i don’t kiss and tell
angel
so you did kiss her
peggy
let’s just say
she shared her lipstick with me
but not in the conventional manner
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angel
SEE ELIZA WHAT DID I TELL YOU
I KNOW WHAT MY LITTLE SISTER LIKES
peggy
she is really
REALLY
pretty
eliza
YOU’RE PRETTY TOO
I KNOW THAT’S NOT THE POINT
BUT STILL
peggy
should i invite her to the squad party
angel
i don’t see why not
peggy
should i add her to the group?
eliza
no
n o
i mean i love our friends but if you introduced maria to alex now
she will never talk to any of us again
peggy
she says she met some of us before
i mean i know she knows you two
but apparently she met like lafayette and alex before
admittedly briefly
but she met them
eliza
i can’t believe you talked about alex on your date
peggy
actually we were talking about her job
then she mentioned seeing some of you guys around
also if you’re being bitter about alex don’t
eliza
i’m not being bitter
angel
but are you bitter tho
eliza
…
,,,
idk???
angel
this is why you should just go after the things you want
eliza
this coming from the one who is single?
angel
1) you’re single too
2) happily single
eliza
not like it would be exactly simple to go after what i want now
“hi alex i know you have like 3 other partners rn but would you like to add one more”
polyamory isn’t my thing either
peggy
the solution is simple
date someone else
date a girl
eliza
would you like to rec me someone
preferably someone you haven’t dated before
because that’s like incest
peggy
yeah no
the list just shortened dramatically
angel
don’t worry eliza
we can be single together
peggy
technically angelica
you have the option of dating jefferson
angel
NO ABSOLUTELY NOT
also now that i think about it
why isn’t theo in the squad gc
peggy
idt laurens really knows her?
aaron should be inviting her to the party tho
angel
true
wow then we would be a huge rl squad
eliza
how did we get from jefferson to theo
angel
i was looking at our earlier chats
remember when alex was just the weird freshie who punched the bursar and irritated aaron
eliza
good times
peggy
speaking of alex
should we tell him we’re inviting maria
angel
i guess
eliza
should i be surprised he’s actually typing something rn
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the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, baguette fucker, disney god, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, peggy
fight me
I MOVED IN
get ur own dicc
HE MOVED IN
disney god
IN
baguette fucker
BOYFRIEND
aaron burr
Ahem?
fight me
oh yes
thank you burr
aaron burr
Much better
peggy
yo alex is it alright if i bring a date to the party
cc: @get ur own dicc @disney god @baguette fucker
fight me
i don’t see why not
and ooOOH a dAte
who is it
do i know them
do we know them
peggy
i think you know her
but we’ll keep it a surprise
angel
speaking of which
now that you’re officially moved in
when’s the party
get ur own dicc
sat?
disney god
sat??
baguette fucker
sat
fight me
Saturday.
aaron burr
I think I’ll be bringing a date too
fight me
???
why have you never mentioned this date before
are you cheating on me
aaron burr
Yes
fight me
this is how i find out???
over a gc???
disney god
this is me interjecting to put my foot down and just say this has gotten Disturbing
but bring your date burr
i want to meet them
get ur own dicc
!!!PARTY!!!
baguette fucker
!!!SAT!!!
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aaron burr
Not to be rude
But I have been ringing your bell for 5 minutes
disney god
oh soz
alex disabled the bell
aaron burr
I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising
disney god
i’ll come answer the door
don’t go into the bedrooms because alex and lafayette are In There
aaron burr
As grateful as i am for the warning
I didn’t actually want that kind of context
Mental images
get ur own dicc
I GO TO GET DRINKS AND THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT I’M NOT INVITED TO?
angel
@aaron burr i think it would be best if your date doesn’t see your phone
aaron burr
As it stands I am currently hiding the phone away from them
fight me
wait angelica you know who burr’s date is???
angel
aren’t you
busy?
fight me
kindA?
peggy
omG
ALEX JESUS
my date saw that
also she thinks i said “my date”
because i forgot her name
fight me
thanks for the compliment
but i’m not jesus
disney god
you got the ego for it tho
and judging by the gc
a large following
angelica
last time i checked this is still the angelica squad
so i should be jesus
peggy
last time i checked
you weren’t a virgin birth
so hakuna your tatas
get ur own dicc
don’t have a rack attack
aaron burr
undo the calamity that are your mammaries-t.b.
disney god
is burr seeing someone who doesn’t type in caps
eliza
yup
i always forget how strange it is
baguette fucker
ALEX HOW ON EARTH WERE YOU TEXTING DURING SEX
fight me
I am talented
also for someone who was hiding their phone
burr isn’t very good at it
@aaron burr your date found your phone dude cmon
WE’RE COMING DOWN
WE FINISHED COMING AND NOW WE’RE JUST COMING DOWN
baguette fucker
why am i seeing you
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peggy
ASSHOLES OPEN THE DOOR
baguette fucker
COMING
AS IN THE POLITE ONE
NOT THE CRUDE ONE
get ur own dicc
@baguette fucker we can always do the crude one if you like
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peggy
i feel like i should turn around and walk out
but it’s too late
laf is opening the door
baguette fucker
@fight me ALEX PEGGY IS SEEING THE GIRL FROM THE COFFEE SHOP
fight me
IS IT THE CURLY HAIR GIRL OR THE SUPER RED LIPSTICK GIRL
get ur own dicc
see this is why you are dating guys and not girls
bECAUSE THE CURLY HAIR GIRL AND THE RED LIPSTICK GIRL IS THE SAME GIRL ALEX
peggy
hello –maria
i took peggy’s phone –maria
idk if i should be insulted that alex couldn’t tell the two girls were the same person –maria
angel
don’t worry about it
he’s always like this
peggy
@fight me it’s a good thing you’re pretty
aaron burr
I don’t understand how someone can be as clever as Alex, and then turn around and say something that dumb
fight me
it’s a skill really
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disney god
i have never met theodosia before
get ur own dicc
same???
and yet she is the schuylers’ roommate??
fight me
this is the least fun game of hide and seek ever
eliza
i mean it wasn’t exactly a game?
it just happened to end up this way
fight me
what do you mean this isn’t a game
i’ve been hiding for 5 minutes now
baguette fucker
???
why are you hiding???
fight me
burr was supposed to find me?
he’s playing hide and seek with me?
baguette fucker
well he is just chilling on our sofa smirking?
fight me
WHAT
BITCH
*
peggy
what was that screaming?
get ur own dicc
alex’s revenge on burr was to tell him we just had sex on the sofa he is chilling on
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eliza
wait what’s going on
aaron burr
angel/alex challenged alex/angel to a drinking competition –t
eliza
thank god im the designated driver
aaron burr
we live down the hall –t
we don’t need to drive –t
just walk –t
but if ange continues drinking like that –t
we will need a designated walker for her –t
eliza
…
aaron burr
… -t
eliza
NOT IT
aaron burr
NOT IT –t
DAMN IT –t
peggy
have fun taking care of ange
she is the worst drunk ever
the last time she got drunk
somehow she ended up skinny dipping in someone else’s pool
and not only was it someone else’s pool
the pool wasn’t even close to us??
it was a pool in the next state??
somehow she ended up in a completely different state
by herself
aaron burr
god help me all –t
i don’t deserve this - t
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aaron burr
I like how John bought most of the beer and is also the one who is actively trying to drink all of it
get ur own dicc
!!!pARTY!!!
aaron burr
That is an excellent explanation, John.
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disney god
WHICH ASSHOLE BROKE OUR VASE
baguette fucker
please direct your attention to your drunk boyfriend who is giggling his ass off on the floor
fight me
heEHEE laf if yuio fucked me tdoe s that mean im a baguete
baguette fucker
you know how the french word for bread is pain
alex is [a] pain [in the ass]
get ur own dicc
i have a pain inm y ass from last nighttt
baguette fucker
i can’t believe i have to take care of these two assholes
why is alex always the one who’s drunk
aaron burr
he did challenge ange to a drinking game –t
peggy
and help john finish most of the beer
eliza
how’s maria
peggy
she is tipsy but not drunk
she’s staying with us tonight though
eliza
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fight me
GET IT PEGGU
peggy
IT’S NOT LIKE THAT OMG
ELIZA DON’T
ALEX DON’T
i want to use the two of you as a footstool
fight me
):
eliza
that is a really weird punishment?
get ur own dicc
DON’T HURT MY BOYFIREND
disney god
there is something very sweet about the idea of john still protecting alex even though he is drunk
HOWEVER HE BROKE THE VASE SO I SHALL REMAIN ANGRY
baguette fucker
technically alex broke it
disney god
ALEX IS HALF PASSED OUT AND SNORING SO I CAN’T YELL AT HIM
HOWEVER JOHN IS STILL STARING AT HIS PHONE SO I CAN YELL AT HIM INSTEAD
get ur own dicc
):
disney god
you’re lucky you’re cute
get ur own dicc
:D
fight me
aren’t o fite?
disney god
what
fight me
aren’t i cuteeeee
disney god
SEEING AS YOU JUST THREW UP
NO
baguette fucker
maybe we should end this party
aaaaand john just fell asleep
gr9
yeah we’re ending this