the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, baguette fucker, disney god, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, peggy
baguette fucker
ALEX JUST THREW UP
ON THE FLOOR
fight me
STOP SCREAMING
AND HOL D MY HAIR BACK
disney god
stop screaming in general the sun hurts
aaron burr
Alex
Why are you always drunk
fight me
that’s an unfair assumption
you’ve seen me drunk once
twice maybe
and like i’ve been drunk with you before
aaron burr
That was an one off
angel
did we ever tell theo what happened to you on that night
aaron burr
No
angel added dosiaaa to the group
dosiaaa
yes?
angel
did we ever tell you how some time ago aaron didn’t go home
because he got drunk with washington
baguette fucker
we should get washington to tell this story
disney god
you just want an excuse to talk to washington
baguette fucker
#guilty
i promise not to cheat on you guys
disney god
tbh our boyfriend is just throwing up in the toilet rn i wouldn’t blame you if you cheat on us
fight me
why am i the only one suffering
baguette fucker
laurens isn’t awake yet
he’s smart
fight me
wake him up
dosiaaa
weren’t we talking about something just now
specifically me
and my boyfriend
baguette fucker
can i add washington for this
fight me
can you help me hold back my hair first ):
baguette fucker
argh fine
fight me
<3
love you
disney god has added gwashington to the group
gwashington
Why am I here?
disney god
please explain to @dosiaaa what happened to burr that night with alex
gwashington
Okay, but why was I brought in specifically?
angel
lafayette wanted to see you
baguette fucker
hi sir (:
gwashington
...
Should I leave?
angel
technically yes
but you would make lafayette sad
eliza
where am i
peggy
smae
aaron burr
You guys fell asleep in hamilton’s apartment
We all decided to stay over
eliza
oh
oH NO
angel
what
eliza
I WAS DRUNK TEXTING LAST NIGHT
gwashington
Should I really be here for this conversation?
dosiaaa
will you tell me what my boyfriend did before you leave
gwashington
He got drunk in my presence and I had to contact his friends to bring Alex and him home.
dosiaaa
why was that so terrible @angel
angel
that’s not the full story someone else tell it
baguette fucker
when we managed to retrieve our boyfriends
they decided to sleep together
in the same bed
naked
dosiaaa
and no one stopped them???
angel
,,,,,,,,well it was funny,,,,,,,,
dosiaaa
continue
angel
somehow they managed to get into a fight, wrestle and then arrange to go on a date within half an hour
dosiaaa
you asked alexander on a date???? @aaron burr
aaron burr
I don’t think I asked per say
dosiaaa
what does that mean
disney god
he Implied
heavily
angel
alex said he was going to see him in hell
and burr said “Is that a date I accept”
dosiaaa
seriously @aaron burr
you were scared to tell me that
aaron burr
I didn’t want you to get mad?
gwashington has left the group
baguette fucker
correct me if i’m wrong but did gwash stay for the story
disney god
apparently
how’s alex
fight me
n o
disney god
i suppose that is a response in a way
eliza
tHSI IS SO BAD
I TEXTED A LOT OF PEOPLE OH GOD
I TEXTED DAD QUESTIONABLE THINGS HELP
angel
WHAT DID YOU SAY
eliza
I TEXTED FUCK ME IN VARIOUS LANGUAGES
AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN SPELT CORRECTLY
fight me
oh you texted me as well
eliza
oh no
OH NO
DON’T READ IT
angel
oh no you didn’t
you did didn’t you oh god
*
Eliza
online
if you wanna be part of the poly squad you gotta ask the rest
not me
POLYAMORY ISN’T MY THING IGNOR IT
you sure
YES DON’T TALK TO THE REST ABOUT IT
I’M GOING TO HIDE UNDER THE BED AND DIE GOOD BYE
you’re literally in my house
DON’T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED THEN
*
the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, baguette fucker, disney god, dosiaaa, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, peggy
peggy
have you ever read a fic and was like “i didn’t know i had this kink until i got too excited over it”
disney god
where even are you??
peggy
i think i’m still vaguely drunk
and i’m in one of your rooms
i’m not sure whose tho
baguette fucker
@peggy one, the fic thing, same
also, what colour are the blankets
peggy
blue/green?
baguette fucker
oh you’re in john’s room
peggy
oh okay gr9
also someone save me
john is collapsed next to the bed
i can’t leave
and i kinda want to throw up
fight me
laf go help her
i’m better now
also how many kinks do you have gdi
baguette fucker
you are literally collapsed next to the toilet
this is unhygienic
would you like a list?
fight me
i’m going to very
very
very
slowly crawl out of the toilet
actually you know what maybe not i’m just going to stay here
a list would be great actually laf
aaron burr
We have breakfast
fight me
are you trying to make me throw up again
angel
someone should check that john is alive
disney god
i rather not get a faceful of vomit ngl
eliza
he’s your boyfriend
also aaron this cooking is amazing
aaron burr
Thank you
dosiaaa
why do you think i keep him around
aaron burr
Are you saying it’s not cause i’m cute?
fight me
that heterosexuality turns my stomach more than the alcohol
also has anyone seen simon pegg’s star trek thing
baguette fucker
didn’t we talk about this last time
fight me
there’s more
someone was like we can’t have gays in space
and he’s like you know
everyone is gay fuck you
get ur own dicc
kirk is pansercklau
pansexia;*
cloes enuf
fight me
my boyfriend lives!!
baguette fucker
alex if you’re still in the toilet you might want to start running
john’s coming
and not the fun one
disney god
hE DIDN’T THROW UP ON ME THANK GOD
BUT IT WAS A CLOSE ONE
fight me
i shall endeavour to crawl faster
aaron burr
Come on, we saved some food for you
fight me
bless you burr
peggy
burr if you’d like to continue your saintly streak can you deliver food to me
disney god
NO
baguette fucker
N O
WE ARE NOT HAVING THE MAY FIASCO AGAIN
peggy
what happened in may
baguette fucker
THANKS TO SOMEONE HERE
WE HAD A MAGGOT INFESTATION
peggy
WHAT WHY
baguette fucker
BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE DIDN’T STOP EATING IN HIS ROOM
disney god
AND LEAVING FOOD THERE
peggy
AND WHAT THE F U C K YOU LET ME S L E E P HERE
baguette fucker
YOU DIDN’T EXACTLY ASK
YOU JUST FELL ASLEEP ON THE BED
peggy
I…
also where’s maria
disney god
well she went to sleep next to you
it’s only your second date and you’re so cute
peggy
yeah that’s great and all but maria isn’t next to me??
and she didn’t text me to say she’s gone or anything???
baguette fucker
i am very sure she’s in the house
angel
this is a very small house guys
how did you even lose her
fight me
also
can we close the curtains
and stay in and do nothing today
disney god
we can all wear onesies and watch movies
aaron burr
That’s great and all
But neither Theo nor I have onesies
baguette fucker
you are so cute
to think that's a problem
we have spare ones
dosiaaa
do you have disney ones
fight me
does stitch count
dosiaaa
YES THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
aaron burr
Why do you have spare ones?
eliza
I’m coming out from under the bed
and shh don’t question it
disney god
let’s watch kingsman
angel
that’s not a very onesie-ish movie
disney god
but it is a good one
get ur own dicc
bvA;AVBKJABDF;abv
dosiaaa
is john okay
fight me
he’s kinda hangover crying
we’re sticking him in the shower
this is the saddest two person shower i ever had
baguette fucker
have you had many
fight me
i’ll answer it when i get your list
disney god
do i have to submit a list
fight me
do you have a list
get ur own dicc
he has a pre pared list for t his exact situation
i feel s lightly more alive
fight me
i guess we should submit lists then
baguette fucker
fair warning i’m planning it in my head rn
and it isn’t exactly short
dosiaaa
@aaron burr laf let me look through their closet
and i found the perfect onesie for you
I FOUND A EEYORE ONESIE
I’M WEARING TIGGER
fight me
BURR IS LITERALLY AN ASS HA
get ur own dicc
excellent i get to wear the stitch one again
disney god
omg is the poly squad matching
baguette fucker
I’M WEARING ANGEL
disney god
SAME
fight me
alright i shall be stitch too
eliza
guys please you can’t be so cute together
peggy
I FOUND MARIA
angel
where was she?
peggy
in herc’s room
buried under the blankets
disney god
but i slept there last night??
oh
that’s why my bolster felt weird
peggy
you felt up my girlfriend????
she also wants a onesie btw
angel
I FOUND MARVEL ONESIES
WE’RE WEARING THOSE
peggy added ayyyymaria to the group
peggy
laf you have an alarming amount of onesies
baguette fucker
don’t think about it
disney god
I FOUND KINGSMAN
EVERYONE HURRY UP AND GET DRESSED
peggy
I FOUND A THOR ONESIE IT’S MINE
ayyyymaria
NATASHA’S MINE
angel
BUCKY
eliza
CAPTAIN AMERICA
fight me
MOVIE TIME
CMON CMON
GET DRESSED
get ur own dicc
!!!kingsman!!!
capslocks hurts guys soz
dosiaaa
!!!catholic whore!!!
aaron burr
What?
dosiaaa
just watch it dear
widen your tiny horizons
disney god
i may be wrong
but to the best of my knowledge
you're not actually meant to drag your boyfriend
baguette fucker
herc love shush
i have never watched kingsman
get ur own dicc
no one spoil him
*
fight me
oh i like eggsy
baguette fucker
i like harry
he’s so gr9
disney god
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
angel
( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )
baguette fucker
what
*
baguette fucker
WHAT
THE
FUCK