Scheduled Sex

Hamilton - Miranda
F/F
F/M
Gen
M/M
G
Scheduled Sex
Summary
"peggyokaybut why are you telling us and not aarondosiaaahe’s in classand unlike angelica he does not text during the classpeggysend him nudeselizapEGGYpeggyam i wrong?"*The gc is petty. Also, they all want to have sex.
Note
(if the author of the 1-800 series reads this, please know i love your fics and want to be friends)

the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, ayyyymaria, baguette fucker, disney god, dosiaaa, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, peggy

get ur own dicc
is there any reason I just walked in on laf reading fanfic

baguette fucker
THEY LOVED EACH OTHER

get ur own dicc
is this still about kingsman

disney god
they are very distraught

fight me
@baguette fucker you know harry is coming back

baguette fucker
he is???????????

fight me
yeah they’re filming kingsman 2 rn

get ur own dicc
laf just sat bolt upright and cheered im scared
that still doesn’t answer why laf was reading fanfiction

peggy
i may have introduced your boyfriend to ao3

get ur own dicc
should i be concerned

peggy
have they progressed to reading smut yet

baguette fucker
oui

peggy
yeah you should be concerned
they will discover Kinks™ soon

fight me
here’s another question: john why aren’t you in class

get ur own dicc
we had class?????

fight me
er yeah?

get ur own dicc
SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY

disney god
john i love you
bUT IT’S TUESDAY

get ur own dicc
OH MY G OD

angel
this is so amusing

get ur own dicc
@angel number one, cRUEL
number two, NOT HELPFUL
I’M DASHING TO CLASS HOLD UP

dosiaaa
they don’t love you like i love you
guys im bored

peggy
okay
but why are you telling us and not aaron

fight me
i still cant get my head around the fact you call him aaron

dosiaaa
he’s in class
and unlike angelica he does not text during the class

peggy
send him nudes

eliza
pEGGY

peggy
am i wrong?

angel
omg no

disney god
10/10 advice

peggy
ikr i should charge by the hour

baguette fucker
john just ran out of the house and promptly tripped

disney god
he should just change majors ngl

get ur own dicc
i a LREADY SAID D A D DOENS’T  LIKE OT

dosiaaa
what do you mean your dad doesn’t like it

disney god
his dad pays for tuition but only if he studies law
otherwise
“it’s a no from me”

eliza
did you just compare your boyfriend’s dad to simon cowell

get ur own dicc
AND I  CAN’T AFFORD UNI ON ,MY OWN

dosiaaa
Yikes™

fight me
john pls don’t text and run
i don’t want you to get hurt
you can copy off my notes

peggy
...

eliza
...

baguette fucker
who’s going to tell him

fight me
tell me what

disney god
alex we love you but like
no one understands your notes

fight me
???
i understand my notes???

angel
ye but we are not you

fight me
i feel betrayed

baguette fucker
sorry lex

aaron burr
Angelica, if you would like to look up from your phone
You will notice class has ended
and everyone is leaving

angel
fuck off

dosiaaa
aaron!!!
<3

aaron burr
<3

angel
omg he has a heart

fight me
i have like 10 screenshots

aaron burr has left the group

angel has added aaron burr to the group

angel
you understand we are all capable of adding you back right

aaron burr has added better than you to the group

aaron burr has added jamessmadd to the group

angel
PETTY

aaron burr has left the group

fight me
can we just make it a rule that we cannot use thomas jefferson and james madison for revenge
i rather not die of a heart attack everytime they are added

dosiaaa
why are they always added on together

better than you
james and i have this kind of easy chemistry
where we finish each other’s

james madd
sentences

better than me
please don’t interrupt me

get ur own dicc
dID YOU JUST QUOTE FROZEN
FUCKING FROZEN IN THIS GROUP

disney god
let it go john

get ur own dicc
dON’T YOU FUCKING START
bloody disney god

better than you
can i leave
i just rather not be around alexander

fight me
the feeling is mutual
why don’t u leave

better than you
gladly

better than you has left the group

get ur own dicc
@jamesmadd ???

jamesmadd
do i have to leave too?
i was under the impression i was not as hated

angel
shall we have a vote

disney god
stay:
herc

leave:

fight me
you??

baguette fucker
stay:
herc
laf

leave:

fight me
THE BETRAYAL

peggy
stay:
herc
laf
peggy

leave:

eliza
stay:
herc
laf
peggy
eliza

leave:

fight me
stay:
herc
laf
peggy
eliza

leave:
ALEX!!!

get ur own dicc
I MADE IT TO CLASS
stay:
herc
laf
peggy
eliza

leave:
ALEX!!!
joh N

angel
stay:
herc
laf
peggy
eliza
ange

leave:
ALEX!!!
joh N

dosiaaa
stay:
herc
laf
peggy
eliza
ange
theo

leave:
ALEX!!!
joh N

peggy
are we going to wait for maria
she’s asleep

eliza
the boys have already lost anyway
they are outnumbered

fight me
FINE MADISON CAN STAY
he’s not terrible anyway

jamesmadd
wow such a high compliment

angel
that was actually a very TAS thing to say
yeah he can stay

jamesmadd
TAS?

angel
the angelica squad

jamesmadd
why is it your squad

fight me
ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE QUEEN

jamesmadd
i’m just going to give the correct answer and say no

angel
he learns fast

dosiaaa has added aaron burr to the group

dosiaaa
does he do the leaving thing a lot

baguette fucker
unfortunately yes

eliza
and you’re still dating this guy?

dosiaaa
unfortunately i love him

aaron burr
What if i got a bowl cut

dosiaaa
YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE HAIR
@eliza you’re right i’m taking it back

aaron burr
):

fight me
you best believe i’m screenshotting this for prosperity

*

Thomas Jefferson
online

what do you mean you’re still in the group???

i mean i’m still in the group
did your years in france erase your ability to read English

don’t be a dick

that’s ironic coming from you
they voted and decided i could stay
so
i stay

but why tho

why not
it could be fun

you’re weird

don’t be jealous tommy
it’s okay for me to have more friends than you

go fuck yourself

*

the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, ayyyymaria, baguette fucker, disney god, dosiaaa, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, jamesmadd, peggy

jamesmadd
can we add thomas back

fight me
uM NO????

jamesmadd
he says sorry

fight me
he can kiss my ass so
no

*

fight me
i like my men like i like my women
that’s it that’s the joke i’m bi

angel
okay then

get ur own dicc
you’re bi???
omg i’ve been lied to

fight me
john you knew this already wtf
i will sit on you watch me

ayyyymaria
is this some kink i don’t know about

peggy
you can always sit on m
y face
(;

angel
oh my god

baguette fucker
that is what maria will say

dosiaaa
GET IT PEGGY

aaron burr
Will I get anything

disney god
jESUS FUCK PLEASE DON’T DO YOUR KINKY BDSM SHIT IN FRONT OF ME STRAIGHT SEX OMG

aaron burr
This is barely even that
Also this is all Theo’s fault

dosiaaa
we’ll see

angel
@dosiaaa what did you do

dosiaaa
@angel I followed peggy’s advice

peggy
Y E AH BUDDY
GET IT THEO

fight me
@aaron burr did you open theo’s nudes in the middle of class

aaron burr
One, how do you all know
Two, maybe

get ur own dicc
theo shared with the group
hER STRUGGLES I MEAN NOT HER NUDES

ayyyymaria
@peggy i accept your offer

disney god
damn
@baguette fucker @get ur own dicc @fight me should we also???

angel
ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING SCHEDULING TO HAVE SEX

eliza
i mean it’s efficient

angel
@eliza d o  N OT

baguette fucker
that is a great idea
i’ll be right there
@disney god @get ur own dicc @fight me check your snapchats

fight me
oH MY GOD
LAF
WE ARE RUNNING HOME

get ur own dicc
^
RT

fight me
dON’T COME KNOCKING I’LL BE BUSY GETTING BANGED

eliza
OH MY G O D

peggy
look at my effect
this is great

ayyyymaria
ahem

peggy
cOMING