the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, ayyyymaria, baguette fucker, disney god, dosiaaa, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, jamesmadd, peggy
jamesmadd has added better than you to the group
fight me
didn’t we agree not to do this
jamesmadd
I AM SUFFERING
YOU ALL SHALL TOO
better than you
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angel
what the fuck
better than you
SHE SHE SHE
disney god
i’m scared
jamesmadd
HE HAS BEEN DOING THIS BLEEDING INCOHERENT THING FOR 10 FUCKING YEARS
I CAN’T DEAL WITH HIM ON MY OWN
better than you
IT’S JUST
NO
NO
NO
NO
jamesmadd
HE HAS CALLED ME TWICE
fight me
and you thought having him in my presence would be a good idea?
peggy
thomas can you stop yelling
better than you
NO
eliza
it’s not that i’m not curious
it’s just that you’re shouting
and it is 9 in the morning
get ur own dicc
fucking spit it out already
jamesmadd
he’s crying
baguette fucker
take photos
disney god
i love laf’s pritorities
baguette fucker
like you wouldn’t do the same
disney god
tru
dosiaaa
but can jefferson explain now
cause like i have class
and i need time to kiss aaron before i go
and i’m very curious
ayyyymaria
that????
is????
so????
sweet????
fight me
ew kissing aaron burr
aaron burr
You have literally asked me on a date before
angel
no that was the other way around
i have receipts guys pls
dosiaaa
POINT STILL STANDS ABOUT CURIOSITY
get ur own dicc
curiosity killed the cat
dosiaaa
@get ur own dicc satisfaction brought it back your point?
eliza
oooooohhhhhhhh
fight me
john ily but you just got owned
i wanna date theo now
aaron burr
No.
dosiaaa
@jamesmadd is thomas still crying
jamesmadd
actually he told me what happened and i wanna start crying too
ayyyymaria
LITERALLY NOT HELPING THE CURIOSITY
better than you
MY GR ANDMA TEXTED ME
SHE SA ID
“IS BUKKAKE A REST AURANT”
AND THEN THREE MINUTES LATER SHE C A L L E D M E
fight me
NO
get ur own dicc
NO
baguette fucker
NON
disney god
OH MY GOD
angel
MY EYES
dosiaaa
what’s bukkake
aaron burr
NO
@dosiaaa N O
fight me
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD FUCK THIS SHIT
*
Theodosia <3
online
Um
Yes, I actually know what bukkake is, Aaron.
And I was doing it to freak you out.
Okay.
*
baguette fucker
i miss the onesie party
angel
ngl same
baguette fucker
!!!can we have another!!!
disney god
babe you have a report due tomorrow
fight me
i’m on laf’s side
get ur own dicc
you slept for 3 hours last night
p l e a s e go to bed
fight me
i feel fine??
eliza
@fight me we had class together today you are not fine i could see you dying the whole time
is he still doing the eye thing
disney god
yea
fight me
???
what eye thing
aaron burr
They mean the thing where you are half asleep and you blink really slowly
You do that especially when you don’t sleep for like 3 days
fight me
burr, are you showing concern for me???
dosiaaa
aaron, are you cheating on me???
angel
burr how could you
get ur own dicc
wait, the man has a heart???
baguette fucker
this is aSTOUNDING NEWS
peggy
WE MUST ALERT THE PRESS
ayyyymaria
BREAKING NEWS: MAN BREAKS GIRLFRIEND’S HEART AND YET SHOWS CONCERN FOR ENEMY
aaron burr
Why must you all gang up on me
*
baguette fucker
so onesie party?
disney god
YOU
HAVE
WORK
*
angel
school is hard
aaron burr
I agree
eliza
rt rt
fight me
school is fine
better than you
@fight me when was the last time you ate/showered/slept
fight me
1) fuck you
2) why are you still in the group
did we not bother to kick him out
baguette fucker
i will kick the both of you out watch me
fight me
but you’re my boyfriend??????
baguette fucker
not if you keep fighting like children
better than you
@fight me ooh daddy’s calling
jamesmadd
@better than you i have receipts on you watch it
better than you
WHY ARE YOU NOT ON MY SIDE
angel
I NEED THOSE SEND THEM TO ME
better than you
THIS IS BLACKMAIL
fight me
that’s a good question
are screenshots that were taken without the person’s knowledge or consent considered immoral
ayyyymaria
are you just hoping we will debate you and then prove that it isn’t so you can claim the moral high ground while getting receipts
fight me
@ayyyymaria you know me so well
@peggy keep dating this one i like her
peggy
1) i don’t defer to you for everything
2) i shall endeavour to
ayyyymaria
<3
peggy
<3
eliza
this is so cute
disney god
i want to give them a run for their money
peggy
this isn’t a competition?
disney god
that’s cause you’re winning
ayyyymaria
hell yeah we are
get ur own dicc
I’M GOING TO GO KISS HERC AND SEND ALL OF YOU A PICTURE SO THERE
baguette fucker
WAIT I WANT KISSES TOO
fight me
I’M AT WORK WHY
better than you
and yet still not contributing
fight me
YOU
jamesmadd
r e c e i p t s
better than you
…
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peggy
i just found a page that gives 51 “christian-friendly words" for "butthole”????
angel
why are you always the one who finds these kind of things
also why are you quoting it like that
peggy
if i knew i would let you know
eliza
why is my sister like this
link?
peggy
http://tysonbowersiii.com/51-christian-friendly-words-for-butthole/
i can’t believe you asked for a link
eliza
it could come in handy in the future
fight me
is one of the words “thomas jefferson”
get ur own dicc
1) that’s technically a phrase
2) can u nOT
better than you
go fuck yourself hamilton
fight me
go fuck your homosexual’s harpoon target
your winking brownie door
your grandmother’s syrup volcano
your flesh donut
your thomas jefferson
baguette fucker
lord give me strength
*
get ur own dicc
i managed to gag alex
disney god
maybe he will stay quiet for once
baguette fucker
unlikely but we can hope
what did you use
get ur own dicc
what do you think
angel
guys
get ur own dicc
sHIT WRONG GROUP
aaron burr
Did I need to know that?
Did I?
better than you
what did you use tho
just for future reference
for work and stuff
jamesmadd
sure
“for work and stuff”
sure jan
better than you
QUIT DRAGGING ME
jamesmadd
i am literally your ex-boyfriend
i have Receipts
fight me
WAIT
YOU GUYS WERE DATING?????
angel
weren’t you gagged
fight me
yeah but they didn’t bind my handssdvfowqufv
get ur own dicc
sorry problem resolved
bye
*
better than you
It’s 1 am and I can’t stop thinking about myself.
fight me
number one
you realise this is the gc right
number two
stop quoting kanye west
get ur own dicc
#1 problematic person: kanye west
ayyyymaria
idk i think hitler still wins
eliza
technically stalin killed more people than hitler
dosiaaa
must you guys ruin the joke
also sHHH I HAVE WORK TOMORROW
fight me
if i come down there and study can i get a discount on the drinks
aaron burr
No
I’m studying there
fight me
let me rephrase
can i get a discount if i promise not to disturb your boyfriend
dosiaaa
tbh i rather you disturb him because it’s funny
but he’s also yelling over our private chat
so yes
aaron burr
You weren’t supposed to tell him that
dosiaaa
welp too late
fight me
why are we not discussing thomas jefferson’s ego
and why are not discussing his relationship with Madison
angel
because frankly alex your ego is equally as big
fight me
AM NOT
angel
and also we already knew about the relationship
fight me
and you didn’t tell me?????
baguette fucker
to be fair you weren’t friends with the schuyler sisters then
fight me
@disney god @get ur own dicc @baguette fucker did you know?
disney god
can’t we discuss this in the morning
fight me
…
technically yes
but no
disney god
i’m just gonna sleep
get ur own dicc
ditto night
baguette fucker
bonne nuit
fight me
…
disney god
you can join if you leave your phone outside
fight me
...
disney god
finE i promise to tell you in the morning
now come to bed
fight me
the things i do for love
good night guys
angel
holy shit alex is actually going to sleep
*
eliza
the group is so quiet
peggy
why are you awake
eliza
homework
why are you awake
ayyyymaria
hi
eliza
o H
don’t you have work tomorrow
ayyyymaria
yes
i’m going to regret this so hard tomorrow
$10 say I will drink more of the product than sell it
angel
i’ll take it
ayyyymaria
why are you awake?
dosiaaa
hi
ayyyymaria
WHAT
angel
NO WAIT HOLD ON
WE WERE JUST TALKING
BECAUSE ELIZA LEFT THE LIGHT ON TO STUDY
AND WE CAN’T REALLY SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON
eliza
SORRY
ayyyymaria
oh
that makes a lot more sense
dosiaaa
the group is so quiet when it’s just us
angel
ikr
i can’t believe everyone is asleep
eliza
what a rarity
it should be treasured by us
a time just for us girls
fight me
i’m still awake
angel
FOR FUCK'S SAKE GO TO BED