Livin' the Dream

"Lorie?"

"Hmm."

"Did you know that male penguins have the capacity to enter into homosexual relationships if there're no female penguins around?"

"... Yes, I did know that."

"They also steal—or, try to steal—other couples' eggs."

"Yep."

"..."

"Sara?"

"Yes?"

"You're a fucking nerd."

"Damn right."

"..."

"..."

"Quit poking me."

"What? Me, poke you? Pshhh. I don't know what you're talking about."

"... Fuck you."

"Only if it's you, bae."

"Oh my god."