The Four Musketeers
baguette fucker, disney god, fight me, get ur own dicc
get ur own dicc changed the group name to “The Poly Squad”
get ur own dicc
that’s better
anyway
i just came home
and alex and herc are just cuddled together sleeping
my heart can’t take this omg
baguette fucker
a heart
full of
love
get ur own dicc
well you’re not wrong
baguette fucker
btw i was tidying up today
and i went into alex’s study
and he left his tally sheet lying around
get ur own dicc
the one where he counts how many hours he can talk to us??
baguette fucker
yeah that one
anyway we’ve all surpassed burr
he talks a lot more to us now than burr
get ur own dicc
<3
he’s so great
baguette fucker
i know
get ur own dicc
i wanna suck his dick
baguette fucker
ngl
same
get ur own dicc
im gonna
baguette fucker
can it at least wait until i reach home
get ur own dicc
nah
bye
*
disney god
ngl that was a great way to wake up
get ur own dicc
(;
i live to please
fight me
too many ideas
baguette fucker
can’t believe i wasn’t there
this is my payment for going to school?
get ur own dicc
you snooze you lose
disney god
well we won in this aspect
get ur own dicc
@baguette fucker don’t worry babe i’ll ,,,,,,,make it up to you,,,,,,,
baguette fucker
okay
alex is a bit too quiet
fight me
im blown away by john
in some aspects quite literally
disney god
they’re just making out at this point
imma join in
baguette fucker
i am still nOT THERE
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the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, ayyyymaria, baguette fucker, disney god, dosiaaa, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, jamesmadd, peggy
fight me
is there a reason george washington won’t look me in the eye
actually burr too
did something happen
dosiaaa
sighs
my boyfriend has sent me to tell you to check your phone
fight me
???
there is nothing special there
oh shit
oh no
FUCK
dosiaaa
burr still doesn’t want to look at his phone
fight me
I JUST SAW IT
get ur own dicc
saw what
fight me
I APPROVED BURR FOR MY PRIVATE ACCOUNT
disney god
please don’t tell me
fight me
IT IS
jamesmadd
what’s going on
baguette fucker
alex has a secret nsfw account
which he apparently just approved burr to have access to
eliza
how?????
fight me
I DIDN’T CHECK
I GOT THE NOTIFICATION LAST NIGHT
AND I SAID YES BECAUSE THE USERS SEEM FAMILIAR
BUT I DIDN’T CHECK BECAUSE THEN LAF CAME HOME
@aaron burr HOW MUCH HAVE YOU SEEN
aaron burr
Enough
fight me
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND IT
aaron burr
It was a suggested user to follow
get ur own dicc
how bad is it
oop nope i just scrolled through the first few tweets
alex really???
fight me
IT WAS MEANT TO BE PRIVATE
jamesmadd
it was but you need to vet your followers more carefully
fight me
sHUT UP MADISON
AN D I’M JUST GOING TO CASUALLY DIE
BYE
*
Aaron Burr
online
Let’s just forget that ever happened
and never bring it up again
agreed
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the angelica squad
aaron burr, angel, ayyyymaria, baguette fucker, disney god, dosiaaa, eliza, fight me, get ur own dicc, jamesmadd, peggy
peggy
omg i just walked past a sign that said
“idk not trump tho"
angel
i agree 100%
eliza
110%
ayyyymaria
120%
angel
why are all of you raising the number chill this isn’t an auction
get ur own dicc
annnnnddd sOLD TO THE LOVELY LADY WITH THE RED LIPSTICK WITH 120%
angel
why are you like this
disney god
@get ur own dicc why are you so cute
get ur own dicc
@disney god <3
@angel HA
peggy
why have i never noticed that our neighbourhood is so politically charged
eliza
you literally live with a politician????
fight me
wait you guys live with a politican???
angel
have you never noticed we share the same last name with a senator?
fight me
...
waiT
YOU GUYS ARE PHILLIP SCHUYLER’S CHILDREN?
aaron burr
Wonderful observational skills
fight me
whatever burr
but seriously though?
eliza
yes alex
we are phillip schuyler’s children
peggy
there is another sign that says “kill all humans you meatbags had your chance”
dad’s not gonna like that one
angel
no shit
take pictures of it tho
peggy
already done
and it’s on sc too
fight me
~media friendly politicians~
disney god
are you okay
fight me
um probably not
i’ve been writing an article for the last few hours
and i can’t really feel my brain anymore
for my hands for that matter
baguette fucker
do you need us to come get you
fight me
please
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eliza
alex where are you??
fight me
at the coffee shop where maria works why?
eliza
you forgot about our project didn’t you
fight me
fUCK
eliza
it’s okay
herc was at home and let me in
fight me
@ disney god thanks dear
disney god
yeah yeah
eliza
herc is very nice
he made me a drink
fight me
bless him
eliza
also alex are you going on a trip
fight me
yeah tomorrow why?
get ur own dicc
wAIT YOU’RE GOING ON A TRIP???
TOMORROW???
fight me
uh yeah?
did i not tell you?
get ur own dicc
??nO??
fight me
shit
baguette fucker
are you sure you’re okay
fight me
yeah no i promise im fine
the trip’s for work
i’ve just been really stressed and forgot a lot of shit
dw
disney god
alex we are always worried for you
and how are you going on a trip?
you’re an intern??
fight me
boss man promoted me
did i not say that either?
baguette fucker
take a guess
fight me
shit
im fine
i promise
it’s just work
anyway i’m coming home now
eliza i’ll be there in like 10 minutes
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angel
ngl i’m concerned about alex
aaron burr
Aren’t we all?
And can’t he see these messages?
get ur own dicc
yea but he’s asleep rn
he’s leaving in a couple of hours
baguette fucker
what’s going on???
he’s been really stressed
and forgetful
disney god
and he's actually sleeping???
baguette fucker
like he’s always busy
but usually he’s on top of it
dosiaaa
so the forgetfulness thing is not normal?
disney god
definitely not
eliza
this is really concerning
get ur own dicc
and he’s really down lately?
like he’s being weird
disney god
yeah the day you guys saw us sleeping
before you guys reached home he was writing something
but when i came in
he closed it
and he said he couldn’t show me because the writing was bad
and when i saw i’m sure he wasn’t
he snorted
like in this super sad way
baguette fucker
okay the not showing the work part is normal
get ur own dicc
but not the snorting part
aaron burr
I can confirm those two facts
get ur own dicc
hE'S BEEN SO DOWN RECENTLY
I JUST WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS
LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM
angel
okay that aside
jamesmadd
do you know what’s going on burr
aaron burr
No
I know Alex has been having more meetings with Washington recently
but I don’t know what about
I always assumed it’s about his promotion
baguette fucker
his tally sheet for the this week shows he’s been talking to everyone less
but washington more
oh
there’s an unknown number on it
the hours logged are really high
get ur own dicc
you didn't mention this last time?
baguette fucker
that was a different tally sheet
that was for last week
which now that i look
has the number on it too
but like badly crossed out
the hours logged are quite high too
disney god
okay um
his phone just vibrated
and the last message reads
“Well. I can help u with the daddy stuff.”
angel
oh my god
get ur own dicc
is he cheating on us???
disney god
it’s a virginia area code
baguette fucker
757-695-0487
is that the number?
disney god
yeah
jamesmadd
is he cheating on you with washington
get ur own dicc
wHAT NO
THAT’S NOT EVEN WASHINGTON’S NUMBER
jamesmadd
burner cellphone
ayyyymaria
shit
peggy
i’m so sorry guys
disney god
i can’t believe this
get ur own dicc
he’s cheating on us?
dosiaaa
i think you guys should talk to him first
don’t jump to any conclusions
baguette fucker
we’ll do it when he wakes up i guess
eliza
good luck guys
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The Poly Squad
baguette fucker, disney god, fight me, get ur own dicc
fight me
guys trust me
i want to tell you i really do
but i can’t
i promise i’ll explain it soon
but i’m not cheating on you i promise
i love you guys too much
i’ll see you when i come back
love you
*
get ur own dicc
love you too