Chapter 9
Harry has always had a knack at getting himself into awkward situations. It just seemed to happen without him even realizing that it had until it was too late. Sometimes his actions landed him in trouble and sometimes they got him unexpected and interesting benefits.
For example, the other night he was at a restaurant with one of his friends when a super hot guy walked in. Like super hot. Like let me pin you down and fuck you into next week hot. Most of his meal is spent innocently staring until the man starts to sound like he’s choking. Harry wasn’t about to let that happen so he quickly made his way over, dragged the guy out of his chair and began to pretty much dry hump him as he gave him the Heimlich maneuver.
“Mate what the fuck?”
And oops. He mustn’t have been choking. Shit.
“I-I’m sorry” Harry stutters blushing deeply “I didn’t mean to like molest you or anything, it’s just I thought you were choking and you’re way too gorgeous to die so I had to do something. Like I said, I’m really, really sorry and if you didn’t press rape or molest charges then I would really appreciate it. And um oops?” Harry says making it sound more like a question as the smaller boy smiles slightly and shakes his head.
“It’s fine; I have a kinda weird laugh” the guy chuckles as he scratches the back of his neck “it’s no biggie mate really” He smiles and Harry exhales in relief.
“I’ve probably ruined your evening, I’ll pay your bill for you” Harry tells the guy “’M Harry by the way” He smiles holding his hand out for the guy to shake.
“I’m Louis” He says smiling “it’s really nice to meet you Harry, you’re sweet”
Louis must have a thing for socially awkward, lanky, slightly spotty, clumsy college students and really Harry doesn’t mind. He doesn’t mind at all.