Chilled Doesn't Understand Figurative Language
It was eight in the morning, the perfect time for Adam Montoya to show up at a certain Anthony's apartment door. Knocking, he plastered a dumb grin on his face, hiding his gift behind his back with his free hand. He waited for about five minutes before his face lit up at the sound of the door clicking and opening. Anthony stood there, groggy, confused, and... Only in his boxers. Adam lets his signature dolphin laugh out, smirking.
"At least take me to dinner first, jeez!" Anthony grins right back.
"They do call me 'King of the Floozies', ya know." Adam's eyes sparkled with laughter as he walked inside, keeping his front to Anthony at all times. Anthony quirked an eyebrow, looking at Adam suspiciously.
"Uh... Buddy? What'cha hiding there?" Adam pulled an innocent face.
"Nothing at all~!" Anthony sighed, before pushing Adam up against a wall, growling.
"Don't lie to me." Adam let out a squeak as he squirmed, his face red. He hadn't expected that. He quickly gave Anthony the chocolate bar he had been hiding and Anthony grabbed it, backing away.
"A-Anth-"
"The best way", Anthony said, already chewing a bit of the chocolate slowly, some smeared on his cheek and nose. "To force someone to do something is to dominate the situation. Learned that in business school, bitch." Adam paused, still unsure of what just happened.
"Anthony... I think they meant 'dominate' figuratively."
"You shut the fuck up because I'm the one with chocolate." Adam shook his head, laughing softly. Anthony was so strange. Adam wouldn't deny he enjoyed that... Odd moment, but he knew Anthony was just messing around. Adam was fine with that as he never quite liked bottoming anyways.
"Uh... Adam, you okay?" Adam was distracted from his thoughts as Anthony said his name, staring at him. The chocolate bar was gone, but the cute smudges of chocolate were still there.
My Anthony is so adorable, Adam thought to himself, a grin pulling at the corners of his mouth.
"Oh uh, yeah! Just thinkin'." Adam absentmindedly wiped off the chocolate smudges with his thumb, licking it off. Anthony turned an awkward shade of red, stumbling over his words, something Adam loved.
"W-Watch yourself, Steven might get jealous..." Adam chuckled, walking away before making himself at home on Anthony's couch. Anthony followed him, still a bit flushed, but recovering.
"So... You came early?" Adam noded, pulling his phone out. Turning it on, he immediately gravitated towards Twitter, taking a selfie of him and Anthony and posting it. He captioned it 'Expect collabs in the next few days!! @ZeRoyalViking I beat you to Chilled ;)', a fitting addition. Anthony sighed, leaning back into the couch.
"I'm excited for the crew to get in... Smarty should be here in a few hours. And Adam, if you get drunk-"
"Will you take care of meeee~?"
"...Yes, of course, babe." Adam clapped excitedly, giggling.
"Well, if you take care of me, I'll have to return the favor and take 'care' of you~!" At this, Anthony turned red, unable to think up a witty response.