chapter 4
“What do you mean she is gone,” Kurt said hoping he is joking and his mom will walk in the door.
“Well you know mommy is very busy and i didn’t say she had to be here when we had to talk about your “gay problem”,” Burt said visibly uncomfortable “Uhh do you need help there is a christian school in Ohio,”
“No, dad I am not gay,” Kurt reassures. They look at each other for a couple of seconds then Kurt jumped up and got the greatest idea ever. “Do you want to have a tea party. Are all of my stuffed animals here?”
“No, Kurt sit down,” Burt says standing up and making Kurt sit on the opposite side of the coach. “You need to listen if you claim you are not gay then stop doing gay things. Don’t give me that look.”
“Dad I. Am. Not Gay,” Kurt says standing to leave. “I am going to make cookies. What kind do you want.”
“Chocolate chip,” Burt says heading up the stairs to get on his lap top. He opened the server computer and signed in. Once google was up he searched How to tell if your son is gay. A bunch of results popped up and he clicked on the third site (Could your son be gay? Recognize the signs and what to do. This is the site). The first number hit right on to his son.
“Kurt does act differently but alot of guys cook and play with stuffed animals but then again,” Burt read through the list and characteristics Kurt had matched with the list. He scrolled down a little more and found he could do to help his child. He walked down the steps into the kitchen to get rid of those gay foods. Kurt was sitting on the couch eating some of his cookies. Burt was
relieved when he found there was none of the gay foods besides the fruit.
“Daddy what are you doing?” Kurt asks right behind him.
“Clearing out bad food for you,”
“Oh, Come on project runway is about to come on,” Kurt said excitedly grabbing Burts hand and dragging him to the couches.
“Kurt i won’t allow you to watch these girl shows. Right now there is a game on,” Burt said grabbing the remote. “Go call blaine or sit here and watch with me.”
Kurts eyes lit up at the name and he rushed to get blaine's number out of his suitcase. Once found he put it by the home phone and called.
“Hello, this is Blaine Devon Anderson son of successful Mr Anderson who owns a great law firm and mrs. Anderson who owns her very own airlines how may i help you,”
“Blaine it’s me Kurt,” Kurt said with as much happiness as before.
“Kurt it is so boring here my mom won’t let me watch my spiderman show,” Blaine said. Kurt couldn’t see him but he was sure he was pouting.
“Oh Blaine i am so sorry but remember when we got in trouble for spraying silly string at each other,” Kurt said remembering that day like it was yesterday.
“Blaine come on,” Kurt said silently walking down the stairs with blaine flowing suit.
“My duck pj can only get me so for Kurt,” Blaine whispers. As they descend down the stairs and into the art room.
“What is the plan Kurt? What are we going to do?” Blaine questions. All Kurt told him to do is get up they are doing something fun.
“We are going to paint on the walls. Well i am going to make a cheesecake picture you can make whatever,” Kurt says picking up pink and white paint.
“Ohh...I am going to make a spidey-web,” Blaine says picking up the silly string and spraying Kurt.
“It is on!” Kurt said grabbing two bottle of silly string and aiming them right at Blaine. They kept spraying each other until the art teacher came in.
“What are you kids doing,” The teacher said sternly. She looked at Kurt and Blaine and saw their frightened expression.
“We didn’t do any Ms. Hobbs,” Kurt says hoping she would forgive them.
“Well it seems you guys are playing with my silly string,” Ms. Hobbs said amused.
“Please don’t tell my mom she will be very disappointed and i don’t think i can take the guilt,” Blaine said looking at the paint splattered tile.
“I will tell you what you come in here to clean the tables after your classes and extracurricular activities and i won’t say anything,” She asks. The boys nod in answer and clean up the silly string of of the floor and themselves.
“Yes, Kurt i remember it was a fun time,” Blaine says. “Oh I have to go my mom is calling me to eat dinner. Bye Kurt,”
“Bye Blaine,” Kurt says and presses the end call button.