Chapter 1
Feferi was at some political thing that nobody cares about the sea-tails for (SEE WHAT I DID THERE XDDDDDDD)
And suddenly, she made eye contact with someone...
Feferi realized that this amazing
No, that this perfect woman...
They were destined to be together forever.
After the politics thing that nobody gives a shit about, Feferi rushed home and called her moirail.
"Hey Eridan-Chan!"
"OMG yes feferi-chan?"
"LIIKE OHHH MY GOSH i have to liiike tell someone but brb I toootallly need a ciggie right now. Once Im finished with my smoke I'll toooootally tell you."
"Alright, gurl. OOOOMG im SOOO like TOTES excited lol!"
"Alright tell u in a minute LOL XD"
feferi went and smoked a ciggie and saw that perfect woman; Hillary Clinton.
She wanted to talk to her but..,.She was so SHY
so hse went back on the phone where Eridan was still waiting
"OHHH MY GOSH ERIDAN-CHAN-SAN-SENPAI-KUN-SAMA I TOTES HAVE A CRUSH ON HILLARY CLINTON!!1"
"Hilary cliton?! BUT SHES TOTES THE MOST POPUULAR GURL IN SKOOL! OMG I WILL TOTES HELP U!1! but first i need a ciggie bc u got one too LOL XD BRB! XD"
The Empress sat and waited for her moirail and she heard a knock at her door.
She opened it and it was Eridan.
"OMG I lied I dont need a ciggie right now I just totes needed to help you!" He said happily
"OHH MY GOD THANK U LETS HJAVE A SLEPOVERR" Fefeir said happily
and then they did each odders nails and makeup and went to skool.
Hillary was talking to the popular crew.
Donald Trump walked up and punched Eridan bc Donad is bullie and eridna is weak lil weenie
"By the powahz of SUGOINESS I WILL END U FOR HURTING MY MATESPRIT" said none other than......
HINATA HARUKA THE QUEEN OF KAWAII SUGOINESS.
The goddes blasted Donald Trump and KILD HIM AND HILLARY SAID "thank u u can hang out wit da popular crew since u are TOTES amazing 4 making me president"
Hinata smiled and said, "Come on Eridan-Kun!11"
Eridan said "Cmon Fefeirchan we totes need to--"
Hinata said "BUT I HATE FEFFEFEFEFERI CAHN!111"
eridan said "its fine she wont make eye contact with you."
Feferi still regretted the day she called Hinata a baka. Since then, her moirailegence wiht Eridanhas never been the same.
"r u feferi peixes" said a voice
Feferi looked up and realized......................................
HILLARY CLINTON WAS TALKING TO HER!